Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Gooby said:
Try to get him to do art and shoutouts, but don't honestly expect him to do them. God knows how many promises he already left unfulfilled, but twitter people will still give him enough money for a 2-way plane ride if he asks and pretends he's willing to draw for it. Just for the love of god have him make a video explaining this and not a tweet alone.
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I think any attempt to get Chris to do anything on his own behalf is wacky nonsense. He just won't. He is that much of a complete loser.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Okay, let's assume that Chris does get to attend Everfree. Then what? A lot of people have been expressing hopes that it'll lead to some good content, or at least reminding us of the venerable mantra that, where Chris is concerned, no shit's too small.

But I think that it's highly unlikely that he'll have a Blarms/TMG-style meltdown. In the end, it's a Pony convention. These are Chris's people, or at the very least he sees them that way. And I think, in a very small way, he did learn from TMG. He learned, on the most atavistic and self-serving of levels, 'if I grope people in public, then I'll get thrown out'. I don't see him getting handsy at Everfree - he didn't at the Bronycon that came afterwards, after all.

The one possible trigger for him could be G5. The con will doubtless have merch official and otherwise inspired by the show, and who knows, maybe they may even have some episodes by then. We already know from Twitter that Dr Wolf, Chris's very own personal Jesus as @TheOnlyYamchaFan has dubbed him, has been posting about G5 a lot in what seems to be an approving and anticipatory manner, and Chris has just kept insisting that G5 isn't real and G4 is continuing. But Chris, as we know, had a similar dismissive, even hostile, approach to Equestria Girls when that first appeared. Shortly afterwards, it's his second favourite film ever.

If Chris insists on slagging off G5 openly at the con, then odds are pretty good that his beloved Anal Cysts may well decide to put clear and wide blue water between themselves and him, both IRL and online. And Chris doesn't want that. He'll probably keep schtum about it, and then suddenly turn out to have loved G5 all along a few months down the line.

We may well get a new comic out of it, but it won't be a good one. No new Sonichu japes for us. Like his previous Bronycon diary, it'll be him being smug about his psychic powers and how he danced with Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Silvana and Mewtwo. Odds are there may also be a brief incomprehensible aside about how they psychically saved Barbie-Chu on the astral plane before reaching the con from the evil forces of Reldnahc and Mary Lee Walsh.

Chris will enjoy himself at Everfree, unless (highly unlikely) Sockness does show up trying to get himself some flabby Chris-Chan arse. And that's it. I don't begrudge him a bit of pleasure in his life, but it's not going to lead to anything entertaining. 'Come on, Angry Chris!', we'll all be encouraging from the sidelines, 'don't make us do a clip show...'

But I fear that, in terms of content, a clip show is all that we'll get from Everfree. And a boring one at that.
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chris at most will have a moment where he goes into hedgehog defense mode and it being a brony convention will have some sort of tism wrangler on hand to rub chris's back until he goes back to dancing about. Honestly, the only way he'll get into any violence is if some leftist group sets up another CHAZ down the street and chris wanders away and gets caught up in their brand of LARPing.

G5 could be a freakout moment, and the most likely case for a hedgehog moment. But I'm not sure. I have no doubt he'll try to get other people to boycott it, but I think he'll try to do that so he won't have to. always easier to pawn off work on other people.

I kinda wish chris would drive all the way across the country instead of null paying for a plane ticket. might be good for him to see america. travel broadens one's horizons and chris needs all the broadening he can get.
 
I just want to see Chris on an airplane and freaking out the other passengers. It doesn't help that mid-flight they can't kick him off so poor attendants.
 
How do I tell my wife that I plan to go to a bronycon to meet an internet autist? I’m going to stop showering now so I fit in by august.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I kinda wish chris would drive all the way across the country instead of null paying for a plane ticket.
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Hell, I wanna see him pay tribute to The Straight Story and make the whole journey on the red ride-on lawn mower.

It doesn't help that mid-flight they can't kick him off so poor attendants.
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But they could forcibly sedate him, I'd imagine.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I kinda wish chris would drive all the way across the country instead of null paying for a plane ticket. might be good for him to see america. travel broadens one's horizons and chris needs all the broadening he can get.
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Yeah, imagine the lifechanging experience of thousands of miles of interstate, McDonalds outside of Charlottesville, and gas stations that aren't Sheetz. Truly an awe inspiring cultural experience
 
If Chris decides to fly, please, for the love of all that is holy, make him buy two seats, or all three depending on the aircraft configuration. I've been stuck next to gassy unwashed fatties on long haul flights, and nobody deserves that kind of torture.
 
If Chris does fly I wonder who will have the worse reaction.

The poor bastards sitting next to Chris.

Or the TSA person that has to pat Chris down.
 
AnOminous said:
I think any attempt to get Chris to do anything on his own behalf is wacky nonsense. He just won't. He is that much of a complete loser.
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Well, Null is under the impression that after Barb dies, he's going to have money enough to support himself by doing stuff, which I doubt.
 
Epic Fedora Man said:
Chris is a famous person. I'm sure there are many people that would like him to guest star in shit and see him in conventions. He just needs an agent.

I've said it before if Tommy Wiseau can do it so can Chris with a little bit of hand holding. Not to mention Beetlejuice as well.
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The difference is Wiseau has a work ethic while Chris is extremely entitled and would rather just sit around day dreaming than have to do any kind of work.

He only seems to be interested in a passive income where someone else does the work and he gets paid, even at conventions he didn’t like the idea of having a table since he wanted to be attending the convention.
 
Epic Fedora Man said:
Chris is a famous person. I'm sure there are many people that would like him to guest star in shit and see him in conventions. He just needs an agent.

I've said it before if Tommy Wiseau can do it so can Chris with a little bit of hand holding. Not to mention Beetlejuice as well.
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Isn't being a hollywood agent basically like being a tard wrangler anyways? Just gotta find the right guy.
 
Czechem Republic said:
Isn't being a hollywood agent basically like being a tard wrangler anyways? Just gotta find the right guy.
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At this point, Null is probably the closest Chris has to a personal agent. Considering he is so concerned about Chris' future extreme poverty and street situation and is already trying to help Chris get at least 10% of his shit together, in a way so that he can work and get money from the fans who are making lines to give him money, well, he's the best person for this at the moment.

While others simply don't have nearly good enough plans or don't really have good intentions, well, you will have very tough luck finding somebody else with that level of optimism and will to be patient with him.
 
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