Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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He only seems to be interested in a passive income where someone else does the work and he gets paid, even at conventions he didn’t like the idea of having a table since he wanted to be attending the convention.
Well it could work. "Chris, you pay for a table. You don't have to do any of that tiring walking around. You sit there, people will come up to YOU, see the goddess that you are, Sir. They may even pay you if you do drawings for them. "
 
Time to get my autistic rating - Ideally, I would love to see Null be able to get Chris to "do art" again. I think it would be good for him to A: Get another source of income, B: get him interested in SOMETHING, anything slightly productive, and C: maybe distract him from twitter, and his psycho, tranny orbiters.

I'd love to see him be able to go to the con, though during an ongoing pandemic isn't exactly wise. My hope is him getting outside, and maybe having a positive experience with real, living humans, will ground him a little and restore just a little of his sanity. If he sees there's actual people and life in "this" universe, not just his destructive delusions and insincere hugbox of followers, maybe he'll be able to be who he really is, and not what people have brainwashed him into thinking he is.

But all that is fucking optimistic at best, I know. I have a soft spot for Chris probably due to brain damage.

As a side note, some people have mentioned putting Chris on a train, in possibly a sleeper car. This is a good idea in theory, bad in practice. I'm going to power level a little:

about 7 years ago I took a train from AK to CA. It was Amtrack. I couldn't stand the thought of spending 3 days next to strange people, so I opted for a sleeper fare. It was $700, back then, one way. Those rooms with bathrooms, wide benches, and extra space are at the high end of the price range. The most common are two seats, facing each other with a table between, and not much else. The seats/table fold down, and there is an upper bunk that folds down. The best thing about them is you get a big window to yourself, however...

The scenery is shit on cross-country. Routes that are cross-country will go through some of the ugliest, least desirable areas possible. We went through the worst sections of large cities, but by far the most awful was going through the hellholes that pass as Native reservations. Basically dirt, sand, cars on blocks, and an urge to blow your brains out. This was more of a southern route; a norther route might be nicer.

The "room" was small. I'm 5'0" and small, average weight for my height, and I found the "room" cramped. Chris is taller, a blimp, and I don't know if he's good with enclosed spaces, but I'm betting he will also find it a bit tight. He won't like it at all if he's claustrophobic

The doors only lock from the inside, so if he's paranoid someone might get into his room while he's on a bathroom break/dining car trip, he might try to haul all his carry-on crap to and from the bathroom/dining car.

Trains WILL NOT wait. It isn't like the airlines. Even if the train itself is late, if you miss boarding, they will leave without you. I personally witnessed a couple with baby in stroller, running back to the station after boarding ended, screaming and waving hands, people ON the train yelling at the porters to wait for the couple. The train did NOT wait.

When you are on a cross-country fare, on a sleeper car, you will have to exit so they can switch the car/clean it. You can't stay on the car, and will have to wait. Usually in a no-frills utility station. And by no-frills, I mean a room with not enough seats, a payphone, and a bathroom. On my route, we stopped to clean/switch at the mid-point. The train that we were supposed to connect to, after the cleaning, broke down, and the 2 hour layover turned into 12. The station we were trapped in was at the ass end of El Paso, in an industrial/deserted(looked like) part, so there was no leaving the little room to get food. They didn't mention the car switching on the website, so it was an unpleasant surprise, even without the delay.
 
Chris hasn't updated the comics for a while, and we saw what doing commissions did to Chris back when she was partially with us at the end of the Tom girl saga before the Doopie stuff went down which I do believe capped Chris Chan's business endeavours.

So if Chris when she was with us couldn't be bothered to fulfill orders without being distracted by play station I don't think he's going to be using the pen for anything other than making silly doodles and his beliefs and fictional protests.

As much as it be awesome if Chris came back, full of vigor for art and Sonichu.
 
Chris hasn't updated the comics for a while, and we saw what doing commissions did to Chris back when she was partially with us at the end of the Tom girl saga before the Doopie stuff went down which I do believe capped Chris Chan's business endeavours.

So if Chris when she was with us couldn't be bothered to fulfill orders without being distracted by play station I don't think he's going to be using the pen for anything other than making silly doodles and his beliefs and fictional protests.

As much as it be awesome if Chris came back, full of vigor for art and Sonichu.
I mean remember that Chris switched over to digital art. Chris did say using CSP was too hard. think that’s what killed his motivation to draw.
 
I mean remember that Chris switched over to digital art. Chris did say using CSP was too hard. think that’s what killed his motivation to draw.
Wait she found digital art to challenging? What type of graphic pad/tablet did old Chris have. And if dhe didn't like the software she had why not get somthing else, not all are subscription based some are life time access less than new Vidya games.
 
Null is taking a caring approach to an autistic weirdo.

If he were incapable of this, The Farms would have shut down long ago.

Keep that in mind nerds.
 
I think flying is definately a better option... Chris isn't really made out for long range drives, and if he crashed into a canyon who would fill our lives with joyful autism?
 
Wait she found digital art to challenging? What type of graphic pad/tablet did old Chris have. And if dhe didn't like the software she had why not get somthing else, not all are subscription based some are life time access less than new Vidya games.
When the first COVID checks came in, Chris bought an iPad with no Apple Pencil.
 
Everyfree Northwest is an August 13th Bronycon thing.

Problem: It's in Seattle.

Chris's current plan is to drive the van over the rockies to Seattle taking one stop to rest in a parking lot.

I am using executive privilege to veto this plan in favor of a flight itinerary. Chris will need a rental car but has already book a hotel room for the weekend and gotten a pass to go. I'm debating how to get the money for this. Chris is considering a GoFundMe. This might be a good test to see if I can get Chris to do drawings and shoutout videos reliably.

Discuss. Are any of you going there? I might need someone dependable to call on.


Edit: If you're going to this thread to lecture me for helping Chris, or to bitch about Chris doing anything besides working in a Bauxite mine, consider killing yourself instead. I'm not asking you for your money. Chris has a huge following.

Edit: Chris does not need your money. This is not for you. This is for Chris's fans on Twitter who offer Chris money every single day.
Thanks for taking action to make sure Chris doesn't drive Son-Chu over a cliff.
 
Wondering there aren't any conventions set place in Horse Ranches instead of renting a place in urban areas.
I doubt majority of bronies, including Chris, are interested in riding a horse, and are more likely get kicked by one
 
This definitely gives us the best chance of something funny/interesting happening to/with Chris in years.

Some scenarios that could happen:

Chris fails to raise the money because he's too lazy to actually do what he needs to earn it, doesn't get to go, and throws a big fit over missing another pony fucker con.

Chris fails to earn the money because he's lazy, decides to go with his original plan, tries to drive cross country in the Chandler Family Shit Van, it breaks down, Chris throws a big fit because he misses the con and now has to find his way back home AND get a new vehicle.

Chris earns the money, but shows up too late to the airport to get through security in time, misses his flight, throws a big tantrum.

Chris makes it to the airport in time, but does something to piss off the TSA and gets thrown out of the airport and possibly arrested.

Chris gets through airport security, gets on the plane, does annoying shit on the plane, gets indignant and makes a scene when the other passengers/flight crew tell him to stop acting like an annoying retard, then gets tossed off the plane/arrested by an Air Marshal, it gets recorded and posted online, Chris throws a big fit over missing the con AND has new legal issues to deal with.

Chris makes it to the con, does some really embarrassing shit because he's Chris, it gets recorded and posted online.

Chris makes it to the con, but has a terrible time because most pony fuckers are sick of him and end up telling him to fuck off, Chris throws a big fit.

Chris makes it to the con, sees all the stuff about MLP G5 and he can't reinforce his delusions about G4 being continued, people are unwilling to humor his delusions about G4 being continued, Chris has a big meltdown and gets thrown out of the con.

And there are so many other things that could potentially happen that, one way or another, I think we're almost guaranteed a good laugh.
 
Chris hasn't updated the comics for a while, and we saw what doing commissions did to Chris back when she was partially with us at the end of the Tom girl saga before the Doopie stuff went down which I do believe capped Chris Chan's business endeavours.

So if Chris when she was with us couldn't be bothered to fulfill orders without being distracted by play station I don't think he's going to be using the pen for anything other than making silly doodles and his beliefs and fictional protests.

As much as it be awesome if Chris came back, full of vigor for art and Sonichu.
Wait she found digital art to challenging? What type of graphic pad/tablet did old Chris have. And if dhe didn't like the software she had why not get somthing else, not all are subscription based some are life time access less than new Vidya games.
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Wait she found digital art to challenging? What type of graphic pad/tablet did old Chris have. And if dhe didn't like the software she had why not get somthing else, not all are subscription based some are life time access less than new Vidya games.
He got an iPad, CSP, tried to half-ass a 5-minute doodle once, didn't get the result he expected on the first try, got frustrated it didn't have a big, red "MAKE SONI-CHEW COMIC" button in the middle of the screen that did all the work, and never tried again. Money truly well spent.
 
This definitely gives us the best chance of something funny/interesting happening to/with Chris in years.

Some scenarios that could happen:
I hope he tard rages when he realizes G5 is actually happening, throws a tard tantrum, gets thrown in jail, and gets raped and murdered in jail.
 
I don't know how he would manage to drive to Seattle. Best option would be to get him a round trip flight to Seattle.

It would be like his Ohio trip years ago but longer, assuming he doesn’t get mugged and left for dead en route, I think he can handle it.
 
There should be a poll or a betting pool about chances of following that would happen to Chris
A) Chris ignores social distancing, gets thrown out and banned for life
B) Chris catches everfree strain horse fucker Corona Strain
C) Tard rages at the airport
D) Barb dies while Chris is gone
E) Multiple of Chris' cat die from neglect
F) Combination of above
 
There should be a poll or a betting pool about chances of following that would happen to Chris
A) Chris ignores social distancing, gets thrown out and banned for life
B) Chris catches everfree strain horse fucker Corona Strain
C) Tard rages at the airport
D) Barb dies while Chris is gone
E) Multiple of Chris' cat die from neglect
F) Combination of above
G) Chris is declared missing, lost contact, probably cannibalized. People blame Null.
H) Chris becomes a hermit somewhere between his house and the venue
I) Convention cancelled. Chris is now possessed by Rosechu prime for a year.
J) House is now owned by Loan Shark Trolls by the time he arrives home.
K) Convention is actually luring bronies to have thier organs taken, despite many of them are unhealthy.

If Chris wants to get funds for his convention trip, he should make comics and publish it on patreon digitally. The problem is his lack of creativity, he can't make stories of his own. He can only copy others like Trickie or retcon others like the SNT fanfic
 
There should be a poll or a betting pool about chances of following that would happen to Chris
A) Chris ignores social distancing, gets thrown out and banned for life
B) Chris catches everfree strain horse fucker Corona Strain
C) Tard rages at the airport
D) Barb dies while Chris is gone
E) Multiple of Chris' cat die from neglect
F) Combination of above
F
 
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