Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

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Juat wait for when/ if Chris gets out. He can always sink lower into the abyss.
I lately I’ve thinking back to that time the liquidchris guy was trolling him and pretending he had managed to get a girlfriend by pretending to be the real Chris Chan because of the scenario when Chris had the scheme of pretending to be the fake Chris to Catfish her into visiting his house.
That was the moment when I knew for sure Chris would one day rape someone.
 
I lately I’ve thinking back to that time the liquidchris guy was trolling him and pretending he had managed to get a girlfriend by pretending to be the real Chris Chan because of the scenario when Chris had the scheme of pretending to be the fake Chris to Catfish her into visiting his house.
That was the moment when I knew for sure Chris would one day rape someone.
Revisiting the lore when this all happened, the entire Greek tragedy of Chris has biblical levels of foreshadowing. The pushy touching of women, the sex entitlement, it was a well established pattern of behavior.
 
Revisiting the lore when this all happened, the entire Greek tragedy of Chris has biblical levels of foreshadowing. The pushy touching of women, the sex entitlement, it was a well established pattern of behavior.
People were saying he was incestuous back in like 2008. I can’t help but wonder how gratified those people must feel now a days knowing they called it over a decade early
 
To be fair, some of the people were probably thinking it'd be an investment.

Granted, there've been a lot of Chris-fags who genuinely like the guy and think he's so great/fun.
If these people genuinely think that this is the case with him, then of course we are going to point and laugh at the retards that give money to a dumb autistic cow like Chris and expect anything good to come out of it.

You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped themselves.
 
Hate to be THAT GUY but Chris did actually work like a hard little tard and fulfilled his obligations. (Maybe having sex with Barb refilled his energy and creative juices, like some tard-incubus sucking the lifeforce out of Barb?!)
I think it's exactly that. Chris finally had some validation in life (yeah it was Barb and to us that's horrific, but for Chris is was better than a lifetime of nothing). Someone who genuinely loved him and would fuck him without being paid (although maybe only because of the dementia). This energized Chris in a way that he actually became something slightly, ever so slightly, resembling a productive human being.

In my own personal experience I am far more productive when I have a companion than when I do not. I can be a LOT more productive than Chris, obviously, and actually accomplish useful things instead of shitty kindergarten scrawls, but the change is noticeable.

Imagine if Fiona had appeared sooner -- even by just a few months. Imagine she genuinely wanted Chris long-term -- even if it was for infamy. Imagine she lived in the C-ville area so she was genuinely accessible. Imagine she became Chris' gf. I think Chris not only would never have fucked Barb, but would have had greater productivity than even the spurt he showed in that last month.

Yeah Chris turned Fiona down, but Fiona was a far away idea no different than any of the trolls in the past. Meanwhile Chris, for the first time in his entire life, had a real and tangible heartsweet right there. It's like spending your entire life starving, with people everywhere showing you pictures of food but the food never being real. Then finally, your shitty garden produces a horrible misshapen crop, but you get to taste nourishment for the first time in your life. The pictures of hypothetical food suddenly become less appealing.

It's twisted, but Chris the motherfucker was becoming a better Chris in other ways. I bet it would have worked even better with someone other than Barb, but only Barb was in a position to fill that role.
 
I think it's exactly that. Chris finally had some validation in life (yeah it was Barb and to us that's horrific, but for Chris is was better than a lifetime of nothing). Someone who genuinely loved him and would fuck him without being paid (although maybe only because of the dementia). This energized Chris in a way that he actually became something slightly, ever so slightly, resembling a productive human being.

In my own personal experience I am far more productive when I have a companion than when I do not. I can be a LOT more productive than Chris, obviously, and actually accomplish useful things instead of shitty kindergarten scrawls, but the change is noticeable.

Imagine if Fiona had appeared sooner -- even by just a few months. Imagine she genuinely wanted Chris long-term -- even if it was for infamy. Imagine she lived in the C-ville area so she was genuinely accessible. Imagine she became Chris' gf. I think Chris not only would never have fucked Barb, but would have had greater productivity than even the spurt he showed in that last month.

Yeah Chris turned Fiona down, but Fiona was a far away idea no different than any of the trolls in the past. Meanwhile Chris, for the first time in his entire life, had a real and tangible heartsweet right there. It's like spending your entire life starving, with people everywhere showing you pictures of food but the food never being real. Then finally, your shitty garden produces a horrible misshapen crop, but you get to taste nourishment for the first time in your life. The pictures of hypothetical food suddenly become less appealing.

It's twisted, but Chris the motherfucker was becoming a better Chris in other ways. I bet it would have worked even better with someone other than Barb, but only Barb was in a position to fill that role.
I dont know, it seems to me that Chris would have commited rape sooner or later, we can speculate that Fiona was finally going to fix Chris, but come on, the dude turned himself into a motherfucker, if anything the only thing that Fiona could have accomplished was delay the inevitable rape saga
 
You're a retard for donating to a lolcow you deserve your money stolen.
I don't know what the funds were for but if it was something positive it's good. But if he just wanted it to trans himself then fuck that.
 
I dont know, it seems to me that Chris would have commited rape sooner or later, we can speculate that Fiona was finally going to fix Chris, but come on, the dude turned himself into a motherfucker, if anything the only thing that Fiona could have accomplished was delay the inevitable rape saga
Chris has never shown signs of being able to or wanting to forcibly rape anyone. Not even Megan when he said "he might do something stupid" -- indicating it wasn't something he *wanted* to do. He only raped Barb in the sense of grooming someone of diminished mental capacity -- something he could justify in his mind as "helping her". Remember Chris is always the hero of his story.

If Chris had constantly available enthusiastic sex on hand with a cute girl, I don't think he would even bother to try to groom Barb. Given how fickle his attention span is, I doubt he'd even think of it. His action was like North Koreans eating tree bark.
 
People were saying he was incestuous back in like 2008. I can’t help but wonder how gratified those people must feel now a days knowing they called it over a decade early
To be fair, most people that believed in incest, believed he would rape the corpse, nobody believed in dementia barbs because she was so fat you would just assume she would die before losing her mind.
 
I excepted Chris to kill somebody. Likely through negligence with his mother or even through a fit of rage. Yeah, what actually happened is infinitely worse.
Same.

As for why some people bought into Chris' shitty redemption arc, because we live in a society. Why do people believe in Christianity, or charity, welfare, or infrastructure at all? "There but for the grace of God go I." I'm too cynical and jaded (see above: I've ALWAYS thought he was a serial killer or rapist in the making) so obvs, I'm not the type to throw my efforts in such a direction, but I'm fucking glad most people aren't as fucked up as me and don't voraciously consume biographies of serial killers and history's darkest moments. Society would truly cease to function if most people were as much of a dark asshole as me. Are you so arrogant to think otherwise? Because we're laughing at morons for being morons, but if no dumb enablers existed, who would be the normies?

Re: Fiona, I think everyone forgets another piece to it in which, the only woman for Chris.... Was Chris. Yeah, at first he just wanted sex, and maybe a real relationship, if his parents got their act together enough not to sabotage and undermine it, but over the past decade, there's another aspect to the tranny conversion. His narcissism grew stronger. After Bob's death, everyone told him to get a heartsweet he had to better/fix himself first. He's so dumb he took that to mean BE the woman you want to fuck. Throw in his psuedo religiosity conversion to cult goddess and previous Christian uh "reinforcement," his idea of mother-daughter interactions took on another level of "divinity." (BLECH!) Jesus was given birth to by a human, and Chris well... Crystal already exists in another dimension, so he had to be the Crystal in his loving mother-daughter relationship... Both goddess and incarnation, and merging his bullshit lies with his fakey fake delusions etc.

TLDR I'm still glad he didn't / won't get a chance to rape a young girl screaming "Crystal!!!!" Even though his own mother isn't a whole lot better, at least she's got less years of trauma ahead, and isn't a thoroughly unrelated innocent bystander. She made some fucked up decisions that definitely made things worse. She's not to blame, but she fucked the chances for there being NOT a bad end. So yeah, it's nice to think "oh look even Chris could have had a good end" but he had already moved beyond wanting just a boyfriend-free girl into "only Mommy is deserving of my divine love." Ew. Ew. Ew. And I do think it's naive to think "Fiona could have fixed him." Nah. Rapist/serial killer ending can't be avoided THAT easily.
 
I think it's exactly that. Chris finally had some validation in life (yeah it was Barb and to us that's horrific, but for Chris is was better than a lifetime of nothing). Someone who genuinely loved him and would fuck him without being paid (although maybe only because of the dementia). This energized Chris in a way that he actually became something slightly, ever so slightly, resembling a productive human being.

In my own personal experience I am far more productive when I have a companion than when I do not. I can be a LOT more productive than Chris, obviously, and actually accomplish useful things instead of shitty kindergarten scrawls, but the change is noticeable.

Imagine if Fiona had appeared sooner -- even by just a few months. Imagine she genuinely wanted Chris long-term -- even if it was for infamy. Imagine she lived in the C-ville area so she was genuinely accessible. Imagine she became Chris' gf. I think Chris not only would never have fucked Barb, but would have had greater productivity than even the spurt he showed in that last month.

Yeah Chris turned Fiona down, but Fiona was a far away idea no different than any of the trolls in the past. Meanwhile Chris, for the first time in his entire life, had a real and tangible heartsweet right there. It's like spending your entire life starving, with people everywhere showing you pictures of food but the food never being real. Then finally, your shitty garden produces a horrible misshapen crop, but you get to taste nourishment for the first time in your life. The pictures of hypothetical food suddenly become less appealing.

It's twisted, but Chris the motherfucker was becoming a better Chris in other ways. I bet it would have worked even better with someone other than Barb, but only Barb was in a position to fill that role.
Horrifyingly, it even seemed like he was using stories of his own abuse of his elderly mother sexual prowess to impress stanky janke, for whatever reason. Maybe just the asspats.
 
Imagine if Fiona had appeared sooner -- even by just a few months. Imagine she genuinely wanted Chris long-term -- even if it was for infamy. Imagine she lived in the C-ville area so she was genuinely accessible. Imagine she became Chris' gf. I think Chris not only would never have fucked Barb, but would have had greater productivity than even the spurt he showed in that last month.

This would have never worked out, Chris is a massive narcissistic retard with a God Complex, even if somehow things magically worked out between him and Fiona, it wouldn't have lasted long anyways. Even love can't blind people enough to the point of putting up with living with fucking Chris Chan for more than a week lol!

Horrifyingly, it even seemed like he was using stories of his own abuse of his elderly mother sexual prowess to impress stanky janke, for whatever reason. Maybe just the asspats.
He bragged about this shit thinking he would get away with it. Narcissism is crazy lol!
 
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