Chris has been arrested

[AMHOLIO]

what will we do now?

Baby, there's cows being born now. Just ask Ethan Ralph!

 

[Чхееки Брееки Догго]

Anyone else unable to find CWCs arrest record? I went to the Henrico County website but it hasn't been posted yet. Any idea where Null found the photo?

 

[AbsoluteVapeGod]

Fuck... this case might really go to the Supreme Court.

I’m not sure Chris is put together enough to even handle that. Might actually watch the news if that happens though.

 

[Pyra]

They actually put him in as female. Jesus Christ, America is a fucking joke.

I think that's actually on his driver's license. I can't see them doing it otherwise.

 

[Pil Chollins]

what will we do now?

keep watching

 

[Lum_Invader]

He can't stop winning

 

[Tide 4 in 1 Laundry Pods]

I know I’m ridiculously late to the party but every time I think I’ve seen Chris at his most haggard, he one-ups himself. Jesus Christ.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Chris is 100% gonna rape someone either in the county jail or state prison

I disagree totally. Chris got away with raping Barb, because Barb is incapacitated by age and illness in the 14 Branchland hovel.
A women's prison I would say, wouldn't have the opportunity for Chris to be comfortable enough to try something, and Chris does not possess physical capacity to overwhelm someone in there.

I think Chris would be deluded enough to try to flirt, and hit on his fellow denizens. But if anything, would be more likely to experience sexual/physical assault himself.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Who lives, who dies, who tells your story....

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Lmao who's gonna make it their pfp.

Needed to change it anyway

 

[michael_bruh]

So does the merge finally happen when Chris and Ralph touch gunts?

Ethan Ralph's gunt crease is a dimension all on it's own

 

[Ruin]

It's kind of mindblowing that the other party is a cross-dressing retarded rapist who thinks he's a magical hedgehog and Ethan Ralph still comes off as the bigger faggot.

 

[pissyvampire]

Can’t wait for the updated version of the sex offender shuffle

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

inb4 Youtubers upload footage of Chris being arrested and witness the Gunt

 

[1-800]

The ending to the shittiest story ever told.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Fuck... this case might really go to the Supreme Court.

Sonichu v. US (2021). Someday some lawyer is going to have to cite this in court.

 

[BarbsOrgasmmmm]

ethan oliver(?) ralph is officially the most pathetic loser on the planet
He just keeps shilling his dead af """show""" like a sped, virtue signaling fuck if i know what for, and is just so unbelievably desperate to get one up on josh
Holy fuck thats pathetic

Hes on a parking lot with ChrisChan and cops are laughing at HIM instead of the self proclaimed magical sonichu goddess and a literal motherfucker

How do we get him? Anyone have his gfs deets? I'll be smoother than Chris in Barb

 

[Divine right to rule]

Probably why he looks so much happier compared to his last arrest

Chad Female:
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Virgin Male:
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The current one is his "doesn't matter, had sex" face.

 

[Zaryiu2]

>Female
Wtf, they don't realize what they are unleashing

 

[Chazzed Up]

GENDER:FEMALE
There's a probability that's going to SC.

I'm sure this isn't the first time a tranny was arrested and went to jail. They will likely just send him to a woman's prison. Who's going to stop them? The crazy thing though is if he went to jail for raping a woman with his penis and then his 'punishment' is being locked up with women.