Chris has been arrested

[Dreamer]

ethan oliver(?) ralph is officially the most pathetic loser on the planet
He just keeps shilling his dead af """show""" like a sped, virtue signaling fuck if i know what for, and is just so unbelievably desperate to get one up on josh
Holy fuck thats pathetic

Hes on a parking lot with ChrisChan and cops are laughing at HIM instead of the self proclaimed magical sonichu goddess and a literal motherfucker

 

[NoSpacesUsed]

I hope all female inmates begin sharpening their shivs, hitting the weights, and preparing.

Nothing they do could ever possibly prepare them - not mentally, not physically and certainly not emotionally - for this one. Them dykes better start hiding their prison hoes, now. Especially the elderly ones.

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Basketball Jones]

>gender: female
>raped mother with DICK
>admits to using condoms
>condoms for his DICK
>female

 

[Mans Holeman]

I’m surprised that Chris went so peacefully.

Deep down Chris is a pussy so it isn't too surprising. You have to get him in a real panic before he will sperg out physically

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I’m surprised that Chris went so peacefully.

It's because he thinks he'll get away with it whether he gets a slap on the wrist, believes the merge will happen, or someone will save him.

 

[Big Tiddy Goth GF]

I will always remember where I was the moment Chris Chan was arrested for the incestual rape of Barb. What a day.

 

[Gay_Frog]

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They’ve done it lads

GENDER:FEMALE
There's a probability that's going to SC.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

Chris's reward for fucking his mother is a female prison rape harem.

 

[poongoblin]

what will we do now?

 

[AMHOLIO]

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His fucking axe wound got recognized as female by the state?!

We did it lads. We're going to answer if Sex or Gender is what it is in the supreme court.

Fuck that noise.

Thank you.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Not CWC's first arrest, but this one will be different.

Sometimes all you can do is lol.

 

[boongus]

do you think prison will work on him, and turn him into an actual decent human? I doubt it.

 

[dingobaby]

wait until his crackhead gal-pal cellmates ask him what hes in for

 

[SaltyFanta]

Was this the win condition for the Love Quest all along? Has Chris finally found the true ending?

From what I've seen with a lot of autismos, going back to how school was is something they long for. Especially if they live a life like Chris. I suspect they don't miss school but they actually miss having friends and a schedule and going out places.

Chris only cements this theory in my mind, considering how much he would lament having to grow up, and leave school.

 

[peepaa]

I pray to God that this doesn't escalate into Love Quest DLC

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Sorry I'm late, but what was the official reason for arrest? Was it the raping, violating the EOP, something else?

Yes.

 

[Andrew Ryan]

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They’ve done it lads

He looks strangely well. Like he think nothing will happen.
No Sonichu on it sadly.

Also "gender:female", could he actually got in a female prison? This would be a shitshow.

 

[Cabelaz]

I'm genuinely surprised that this all happened in the span of like 60 hours. It went so fast.

 

[Skeletor]

It is an honor to be with you fine people as we come to the end of the road.