Chris court appearance

[LUNEKO]

Commonwealth of Virginia taxpayers

From the second he was born Chris has been nothing but a millionaire burden in tax dollars to his community and at 39 years of being a tax sink he has contributed absolutely nothing back to the state, i pity the people of Virginia

 

[Fougaro]

Time sure does pass quickly. To me it almost feels like yesterday when the wildest thing Chris did was fucking his PlayStation 3 and now he's all grown up and on trial for fucking his mom.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Let them keep gendering Chris as Trans, it'll make it even better when they do percentile polls of rapists and those with mental disorders.

Let the percents rise and the popcorn cook

Let Chris chan be the ginal straw that starts the deconsttruction and debunking of trannies

 

[Water Resistance]

I wonder when this fuck is going to realize he's never getting his toys back.

I don't think he has realised more pressing matters than this

 

[JoshPlz]

I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.

Afaik thats older generation consoles with only certain games available and no internet access.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

From the second he was born Chris has been nothing but a millionaire burden in tax dollars to his community and at 39 years of being a tax sink he has contributed absolutely nothing back to the state, i pity the people of Virginia

And people wonder how Hitler came into power…

 

[NoonmanR]

who's running cwcville after chris chan gets imprisoned?

If it's not alternate universe Billy Mays i'd be shocked.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

Oh, FUCK OFF.

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After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman

Christine Weston Chandler, known as Chris Chan, has been charged with incest after audio leaked that appeared to show her discussing her mother.

www.insider.com

Conveniently forgetting to mention the rape part and only focusing on the incest part
Trying to make it sound like his 80 year old dementia ridden mother was asking for it lol
Insider is pretty based and redpilled for proudly stated women are asking for it

 

[Da Merge Baby]

Was reading through the comment section of the article full well knowing how incredibly autistic they are, but I got a sensible chuckle from this one:

Been yearsh schince I heard Freds voiche

It was like getting hit in the back of head with an autism nostalgia bat.

 

[Chazzed Up]

who's running cwcville after chris chan gets imprisoned?

Well, I've heard Pmurt has some time on his hands now. Someone needs to convince Chris that his mortal enemy took over as mayor.

 

[NoonmanR]

Afaik thats older generation consoles with only certain games available and no internet access.

Iirc its like Xbox 360, and the games have to be rated E or whatever the pegi equivalent is. Also not allowed online and you have to buy batteries for the controller.

 

[Water Resistance]

Is it possible that the items he wants to retrieve are more insidious than the ps3 and lego collection?

I am sure at this point he has at least one video of the rapes.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Time sure does pass quickly. To me it almost feels like yesterday when the wildest thing Chris did was fucking his PlayStation 3 and now he's all grown up and on trial for fucking his mom.

They always say parents want their kids to have better than what they did...

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

Do you still get to do pizza day in prison?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I just wish we could see his interactions with law enforcement outside of just the court appearance. I've watched a lot of TCAP police interrogations, and while the chatlogs are revealing of their capacity to be manipulative and predatory to someone more ignorant and vulnerable than them, the interrogations are always interesting in how they shift their persona to try to get out of trouble. I would be interested to see if Chris maintains his delusions and would really tell the police he's an interdimensional goddess, or if he'd flip and try a different tactic. Realistically coming off as insane is probably a better plan right now than giving any indication that he knew what he did.

Yeah I wonder if Chris would be like Brian David Mitchell. When they accused him of being a pedophile he became violently defiant and/or shut down and began singing. He also outright stated he was aware of the tactics the interrogators were using against him (which didn't help the case trying to prove he was incompetent). He also claimed he was his own attorney and therefore he couldn't speak about certain things, which was convenient.

 

[CECA Loather]

Dave must be feeling so bad right now, hearing went to shit and he couldn't even speak without getting interrupted by the very person he was defending.

Not even his fault too lol!

I wonder how the lawyer was hired. Is he a pro bono lawyer? Did the tard wranglers raise money for the lawyer? Or is David Heilburg a True and Honest fan of Chris Chan?

 

[Pringles Can]

Time sure does pass quickly. To me it almost feels like yesterday when the wildest thing Chris did was fucking his PlayStation 3 and now he's all grown up and on trial for fucking his mom.

Honestly with how weird the internet has gotten in general, some retard humping his ps3 would be considered normal now. How things have changed.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

>implying weens are not going to try to buy the house for the lulz which ends up leading to a multimillion dollar auction

"On the next episode of Ghost Adventures, we investigate a house that's infested by TWO demons, known as Sonichu and Magichan..."

 

[Rukario]

Afaik thats older generation consoles with only certain games available and no internet access.

Or heavily simplified ones: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAaIcLfebY

AFAIK they are clear plastic so disallowed stuff cannot be smuggled in. Drugs, Guns, Cellphones, Sonichu Medallions etc.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

What would Crhis's bond plan have been anyway? Maybe he was going to tell the judge if he can just get his markers and papers, he can draw the judge a True and Honest CWC original that's worth thousands of dollars. That should cover the bail nicely.

Oh man, you know how prisons have these work programs where inmates make license plates? Instead of forcing Chris to stamp plates, the correction staff should just provide him with all the crayola and magic markers he wants and put him to work making Sonichu comics and memorabilia. The prison could then auction off the art pieces to weens online and earn a hefty profit off that. Would be wayy more profitable for them that way, then whatever prison job they'll try to force Chris into doing.