Chris court appearance

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A Logging Company said:
Someone should legit inform the county they are sitting on a potential treasure trove so they don't just start chucking things into the dumpster. The legos alone, even without the Chris tie in, have high resale value. Imagine the money they could make selling not just a PS4, but Chris-Chan's PS4.

Greene County deserves a new park after having to put up with the Chandlers for over 40 years. I don't even know who you would contact to let them know they could potentially be acquiring artwork from a notorious outsider artist that can be mistaken as doodles from a very disturbed child.
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Barb still owns the house, but if she's forced to move into a care facility then she's either gonna sell it or the bank will once they stop making payments.

There might be an estate sale at 14 BC, gonna be weens around the block looking for Christorical artifacts.
 
Haint said:
Whomever buys 14 BC is going to deal with more problems than mold or insect pests. They are going to have to deal with weens who are late to christory. The address is already tainted from years of weenery, any address look up is going to be inundated with Julaays and blowup doll sex vids.
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The address is on a corner, so whatever new tenant comes in (probably demolishing the old house) could probably change it to 4xx Westwood Drive without much confusion.
 
RussianParasite said:
Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.
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I think they're gonna have to put barb in a home at this point. She can't make it on her own.

Also Chris is screwed.
 
Texas Funnyhair said:
Barb still owns the house, but if she's forced to move into a care facility then she's either gonna sell it or the bank will once they stop making payments.

There might be an estate sale at 14 BC, gonna be weens around the block looking for Christorical artifacts.
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Are the banks still the lienholders? All she has to do is stop making payments right? I'm sure all of her assets will go to the nursing home.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.
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I'm a Eurofag . I remember standing queuing outside a video game store for the midnight releases of Fallout 4 (back when I was young and idealistic) and a random crackhead asked me why everyone was queuing and when I told him it was for a game he said that he didn't get why people liked them so much and if he wanted to sit all day playing a game he would of stayed in prison. So yeah I guess they do give them PS4s in prison.
 
In order to get a degree in journalism, you have to understand that the true crime here isn't the actual retard who molested his own mother, but the judge for misgendering the retard living in his own fantasy world where his toys are more important than the wellbeing of the mother he molested.
 
elite_club said:
Tobacco is contraband in most prisons afaik. They don't even sell cigarettes at the commissary.
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I know they now sell electronic cigarettes to inmates. They have these special bendy ones that honestly look really weird it's like they're made a foam but you can smoke them.
They made cigarettes a illegal substance in jail which honestly caused a whole host of issues. So now electronic cigarettes are the thing there
 
You know what? I think this all more than makes up for the years of boring tranny merge nonsense. Chris is at the top of his game right now.
 
Please God let chris be held in contempt of court for sperging about his pronouns.
 
There might be some prisons in America that have Playstations but odds are probably not the one Chris is going to. I know they do have a couple of communal TVs in a shared rec room, but none of them playing my little pony for Chris to watch.
 
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