Chris court appearance

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Things Better Forgotten said:
To everyone who was saying "Maybe its finally set in that he's in real trouble"

No, it hasn't.
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I've gotten to the point where I'm convinced the only kind of "reality" that will set in on Chris is that something is making him sad. He's a large, spoiled child with an ego that accentuates his selfishness. He doesn't care that he did something that made got him in trouble, he cares that people are "being mean to him." He doesn't think that he may have violated Barb and wouldn't care if he did it anyway because fucking her made him feel good. He goes to court and talks all about himself and his toys. There is no self-awareness coming. That train left the station long ago.
 
Person of Walmart said:
I imagine Chris will literally return to the house if he goes to jail, survives, and is released.

Now that's a saga I don't want to happen yet it seems so good.
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If the house is sold off, we may get squatter saga. If the house is demolished/occupied at the time of any release, chrischan will get told off and then try to sell sonichu medallions out of a van by the river.
 
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Is it really that much to ask of Chris to not act like a retard for once in his life? I don't think he was even this retarded in his court case with Snyder (barring the slander) and that GameStop employee.

So yeah, I'd like to see him institutionalized, but he's probably gonna be jailed at this rate.
 
PCA said:
I'm surprised Chris didn't throw a Curse Ye Ha Me Ha at Judge Barredo for not allowing him to "get his stuff" (No doubt toys to play with in prison)
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He is gonna try that Curse Ye Ha Me Ha shit on another inmate and will most likely take a lock and a sock to the dome in return
 
I’m dead! The big baby stomped his feet to get personal possessions! They would get stolen and sold for stuff so fast in prison.
 
Titos said:
This is probably retarded but I am not sure whether I hope Chris gets jail time or whether he gets sent to a mental institution. I don't want him to get sent to prison because he could be killed and he's an obvious retard who probably understands a whopping 2% of how much his actions are fucked up. I don't want him going to a psychiatric facility because those places are just as likely to abuse him in possibly even worse ways than prison would. On the other hand I can't decide which of the more positive outcomes would be more funny, a prison full of murderers and rapists becoming a concrete version of the farms constantly laughing at his retard antics, or a bunch of straight jacket schizos laughing at how he is a retard. A real dilemma if I've ever seen one.
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Most likely his lawyer will be pushing for a care facility/institution.
I don't see a realistic scenario where Chris gets sent to regular prison.
 
Person of Walmart said:
I imagine Chris will literally return to the house if he goes to jail, survives, and is released.

Now that's a saga I don't want to happen yet it seems so good.
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It will be like when Walt returns to the wrecked house in the opening of the last season of Breaking Bad. But instead of HEISENBERG the graffiti on the walls will say JULAAAAY.
 
StraightShooter2 said:
I've heard of some prisoners - though usually in Europe getting game consoles in their cells - possibly as a result of good behavior. Though I think this is unlikely to happen for Chris.
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i've seen a video on this . few american prisons have xboxes you can buy from the canteen . but more often it's one of thos shity game consoles you buy at a pharmacy with like a bunch of shovelware
 
Octane said:
Is he EVER going to finally crack? I must admit, Chris has held up pretty damn well for someone who raped their own mother. Even for an autist this is impressive.
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If he does it won’t be because of anything we’re doing, though in general I doubt he ever truly would, he’ll simply just change into a new iteration of the same idiot we love to hate.
 
SeekingTheRoad said:
Va. Code § 17.1-208 provides that, with certain exceptions, any records or papers of any court that are maintained by the clerk “shall be open to inspection by any person.” The Supreme Court of Virginia has interpreted this provision to create “a statutory presumption of openness to the public.” Perreault v. The Free Lance Star, 666 S.E.2d 352, 358 (2008). However, your right of access is not absolute, and a court may seal records under certain circumstances.

If you are interested in obtaining court records, you should go to the courthouse where the case is taking place and request the records in writing from the clerk of the court (there will usually be a request form).

We can get transcripts and video (if any of his events are recorded; I doubt this one was) but it would likely require someone to go to the physical courtroom and make copies.
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@TheFritzFag get on it
 
Narr Then said:
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"Respecting the pronouns is far more entertaining to me than mocking those who are avoiding mentioning Chrischan's actions in order to fight misgendering."

I say this because I want to be clear that chrischan raped her own mother with her dick, but made sure to protect her mother from her semen by wearing a condom on her dick.
 
This is both exactly what I expected Chris to sound like in court and something that sounds too ridiculous to be serious.
 
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