Chris court appearance

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I'm holding out to see Chris try to use Sonichu's advice and spindash through the bars at his jail cell by going Chris Chan Sonichu.
 
call me hopeful but i think prison may actually be the best place for chris to complete his lovequest. you KNOW there's gotta be at least one other tranny in there with him, i'd like to think they'll lock eyes from across the cafeteria and combine their autistic powers to escape through the ac vents and make a beautiful life with each other, putting all of the past behind them
 
Reality is going to set in hard and fast. Chris seemed to think that his willingness to "proceed" means anything in criminal court. Doesn't seem like he understands that this is proceeding whether he wants it to or not. I guess he'll have plenty of time to think about that until September 16th.
 
Why the fuck is every American website like this now

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Thank God for VPNs
 
This is probably retarded but I am not sure whether I hope Chris gets jail time or whether he gets sent to a mental institution. I don't want him to get sent to prison because he could be killed and he's an obvious retard who probably understands a whopping 2% of how much his actions are fucked up. I don't want him going to a psychiatric facility because those places are just as likely to abuse him in possibly even worse ways than prison would. On the other hand I can't decide which of the more positive outcomes would be more funny, a prison full of murderers and rapists becoming a concrete version of the farms constantly laughing at his retard antics, or a bunch of straight jacket schizos laughing at how he is a retard. A real dilemma if I've ever seen one.
 
Me, me and my stuff - not a word about Barb and how she may feel under the circumstances. Chris-chan the diva of the tards.

Is not the judge trying to look for some kind of personal reflection, regret etc? If so, Chris chan really excelled ...
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
Why do so many people think this? The most reason in mate record shows his sex as male.
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It's because people either don't know or refuse to believe that Virginia only allows mtf trannies to be in women's prisons if they've gotten the snip. I'm tired of explaining to people he's not going to be the next Karen White.
 
It's a bad sign when it actually feels surreal to see that real consequences are happening to someone who's been so freely avoiding them all this time.
 
Barredo said Heilberg could file for a possible bond review hearing at a later time since he had not yet met with Chandler until Thursday morning.
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Does that mean that he could get out on bond before Sep. 16th?
 
Chris is working on his escape plan but it involves Magi-Chan and a few dimensional crystals that are oddly shaped like suppositories...
 
schwrz said:
Despite it being for such a terrible crime, the whole court situation is funnier than anything someone could write. This is gonna be top tier comedy, I wish so much that we could watch the court proceedings on a livestream.
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Yeah I wish they’d interrupt all regularly scheduled programming to broadcast this on NBC all day every day, like they did with the OJ trial when I was a kid. This is way more consequential to the world than that was.
 
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