Chris court appearance

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Quixotic Man said:
Chris has never faced real consequences for his actions before.

Just the fact that they will be holding him in jail for over a month should cause it to dawn on him how serious this is.

Big 🌈 on that "should"
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They're holding him with females. All the boyfriend free girls he could want and they're literally locked up with him so they can't leave. Chris is loving life right now.
 
fucking lmao, this is going to be fucking incredible. expect a lolcow preformance that won't be topped in a very long time.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
No concern for the victim. Fuck you Chris. Fuck Green County for playing around with this BS. I have Chris.
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He’s going to get the book thrown at him because he shows no concern. They wanna see if he is a danger and he can care less he threw his duck into Barb. If some underage kid asked to fuck, you know he would agree to that. Him tarding’ out is highly entertaining and also highly damaging to his future.

i fucking love it
 
FlimsyFever said:
What are the odds Chris snaps, becomes the "ALPHA BITCH", and goes on a struggle snuggle spree asserting dominance on all the other inmates at some point?
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I hope and pray they keep all sharp objects out of the courtroom and that the bailiff watches him like a hawk.
 
If you had told me 2 weeks ago that we would have Chris being charged with incest and possibly other crimes and while in front of the judge for said charges of incest and other crimes he is sperging out about his toys and pronouns.....

I would call you a liar. Oh, how fucking retarded I was.....
 
I’m still trying to figure why in the name of everyone and everything with the first, middle and last name of fuck did Chris bring this up?
Like I have embarrassing secrets to but I’m going to be taking them to my grave.
 
Ryanwasgay said:
They're holding him with females. All the boyfriend free girls he could want and they're literally locked up with him so they can't leave. Chris is loving life right now.
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Big if true.

Putting aside that he probably isn't in gen pop anyway due to his brain problems and the nature of his crimes, Chris can't keep his hands to himself around women for a minute.

I give it a very limited time of him being allowed out with other women before he starts awkwardly touching them, flirting with them in his baby voice, and then trying to kiss them.
 
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