Chris court appearance

[Probably An Autist]

He never will. And I hate to say it, but this could be his mother has been molesting him since he was a child. This is a possibility.

i can't agree with a possibility that means chris has not shared a particular secret in his entire life. He's incapable of shutting the fuck up.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I wonder how good of an attorney this Nazistein (or whatever his name was) guy is, I kinda feel like Chris is going to get pissy and repeatedly ask for a new public defender lol.

It's Hailborg, you bigot

 

[AnimeAvatard]

Laugh now, but famous world leaders have been born from situations like this. A few years in prison, he'll release a book about his struggle, and before you know it Chris is the 50th President of the United States.

>Chris becomes president
>his VP is a troll that wants in on everything
>all people in his cabinet are Sonichus that don't even exist in real life but do in his imagination
>Magichan is the first First Male and gay partner of a President
>his main goal as president is make all the scientists in the US research the merge
>he changes the USA's name into the United States of CWC
>he still can't get any boyfriend free girls

 

[Monika H.]

He never will. And I hate to say it, but this could be his mother has been molesting him since he was a child. This is a possibility.

I second this. I think that Barb started any kind of fuckery, back when Chris was still very little.
Also, who remembers when she forced Chris to sleep and cuddle with her, just before the fire? Chris had still some sanity at the time and he wasn't happy about it.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Damn the mayor of KKKWCville looks like THAT?!?!?

Yeah you don't fuck with the PeCWCkerwoods

 

[jason analberg]

But like you, I am starting to form the impression that Chris is not fully grasping the depth of the (potential) shit he is in here.

I thought that was clear from the start of this. I'm not even sure he knows he's in trouble. Just look at his mugshots, he doesn't seem upset.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

No bond is probably a good thing since he won’t be able to pay the bond regardless and will end up right back in jail.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Anyone want to raid 14 BC just to get some of his shit?

dude he doesn't live there anymore. He lives 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Tucker: "Tonight we will be talking about a court case happening in Virginia, involving famed transgender activist Christine Westin Chandler, better known by the online moniker of "Chris-Chan..."

Fuck why can I picture it so clearly?

I wish everyday for this.

 

[Jeff Heaney]

So Chris has a Jewish lawyer, I'm sure that went down well.

 

[bajagoogoo]

Chris will lose what little grasp he has on his sanity and he will be drop kicked into the nearest institution.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Unironically you do not know me, my life, or my hopes and dreams.

They can't be that great if you hang around here...

 

[marjoram]

Was the Judge Mary Lee Walsh?

Clyde Cash

 

[jason analberg]

i sure hope they can pile in more charges for the elderly abuse and rape aspects so he can go away for more than just 1-10 years

I hope he gets the shortest ammount time he can get, so we can go back to laughing at him.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I want Chris to have a " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????" Tantrum.

 

[Cuckoman]

Can probably get a bottom barrel price on that smelly house now that it will go into liquidation to pay for the nursing home. Good job, Chris. Not only did you rape Barb, you raped her bank account too.

He has a LOT of toys. I think it is plausible to be able to auction off all the toys on ebay and recoup the entire cost of purchasing the house and then some.
He has a lot of "fans" and they would all know this might be their last chance to get their hands on some genuine chris memorabilia.

 

[OedipusChan Dimension Kin]

Held without bond until September 16th. That is a long time to be without his toys.

Is Barb back home/capable of surviving on her own? I genuinely can’t tell.

Honestly, was he really doing anything to help her survive more than recording her when he needed the cash flow to increase?

 

[Zebedee]

He never will. And I hate to say it, but this could be his mother has been molesting him since he was a child. This is a possibility.

Considering Bob’s existence in the family home, that’s just not what happened.

 

[Treblinkachu]

They can't be that great if you hang around here...

That's exactly what I'm trying to say, thank you for phrasing it so well.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I want Chris to have a " DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????" Tantrum.

"I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE WITH EXPLOSIVE LEMONS!!!"