Chris Chan vs the Internet documentary promo

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Anyone who donates money to this shit is brain-damaged. Anything you could possibly want to know about Chris exists on 50 different websites as it stands. These kikes are asking for 20 grand to make a documentary that's already been done for free by a dozen people on YouTube. Any insight you could possibly expect from current-day Chris and Barb on the last 10 years is going to be horribly distorted by their current mental state. Barb is near-death and Chris is off in La La Land.

I'd suggest watching Dankula's interview with Chris. He's cooperative for about 30 minutes and then starts making noises and showing off his toys and doing his own thing. Chris quickly becomes bored in other people's environments and will start to do what he wants to do. If you're paying him money for footage in your documentary you're going to get at most 30 minutes of usable footage per session.

And the KF is not going to advertise your shit. I'm not going to entertain a thread where some documentary crew asks questions to try and have people do their job for you.
 
Null said:
Anyone who donates money to this shit is brain-damaged. Anything you could possibly want to know about Chris exists on 50 different websites as it stands. These kikes are asking for 20 grand to make a documentary that's already been done for free by a dozen people on YouTube. Any insight you could possibly expect from current-day Chris and Barb on the last 10 years is going to be horribly distorted by their current mental state. Barb is near-death and Chris is off in La La Land.

I'd suggest watching Dankula's interview with Chris. He's cooperative for about 30 minutes and then starts making noises and showing off his toys and doing his own thing. Chris quickly becomes bored in other people's environments and will start to do what he wants to do. If you're paying him money for footage in your documentary you're going to get at most 30 minutes of usable footage per session.

And the KF is not going to advertise your shit. I'm not going to entertain a thread where some documentary crew asks questions to try and have people do their job for you.
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This is why Null is KING!

FatFuckFrank said:
We have like 300 different Chris Chan documentaries, we don't need another
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Agree, Joseph whats his face thinks dumb people will be impressed because it has "editorial" "artistic" shots and classical music.
 
Null said:
I'd suggest watching Dankula's interview with Chris. He's cooperative for about 30 minutes and then starts making noises and showing off his toys and doing his own thing. Chris quickly becomes bored in other people's environments and will start to do what he wants to do. If you're paying him money for footage in your documentary you're going to get at most 30 minutes of usable footage per session.
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  1. Tbh, Dankula was interested in participating, i messaged you last week but no response and i see why now lol fair enough.
  2. Chris's spazzing off topic was a HUGE challenge filming.
  3. Barb is up there in age but more lucid than people think she is, Chris just has her exhausted.
 
If you think that you're going to work directly with Chris with this much money involved and not regret it for the rest of your life, then you deserve whatever the fuck you get. Shame on you for asking less informed people for donations though
 
CMCW said:
Joseph didn't have a team helping him film, he just got a hold of Chris and made plans to film for a week, he got some good interviews were not trying to dangle over your heads or anything. I'm sure you will all see it one way or another.
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How much video do you actually have? I'd much rather see a professionally shot and edited account of spending a week hanging out with Chris than a "documentary" going over the same old content. Use your youtubers to explain wtf he's talking about. It could be good if your friend can actually make movies.
 
While I'm not going to waste money on the Kickstarter, I admit I am less hostile to this movie than others are.

Yes, Geno and Sachumo made documentaries about Chris for free but none of them had actual interviews with any of the people involved. I'm not so impressed about interviewing Chris since Count Dankula beat these guys to the punch, but they also have managed to get interviews with Barb and even Megan.

The fact that these guys managed to get Megan to speak about this at all, let alone appear on camera over it, is impressive.

So, I'm not going to invest in this movie but I admit I am a little intrigued and cautiously optimistic about it.

If this does turn out to be a worthwhile documentary then I will gladly watch it, and if it is a scam, well I didn't put any money into it, so it's no skin off my back.
 
dingle said:
How much video do you actually have? I'd much rather see a professionally shot and edited account of spending a week hanging out with Chris than a "documentary" going over the same old content. Use your youtubers to explain wtf he's talking about. It could be good if your friend can actually make movies.
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That is pretty much what we are trying to accomplish, it's more shot about Chris's day to day and his behavior and his relationship with his mother and we were only going to do enough of the sagas to explain why he's known to a noobie audience.
 
CMCW said:
That is pretty much what we are trying to accomplish, it's more shot about Chris's day to day and his behavior and his relationship with his mother and we were only going to do enough of the sagas to explain why he's known to a noobie audience.
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Have you seen "Gates of Heaven" by Errol Morris
 
CMCW said:
That is pretty much what we are trying to accomplish, it's more shot about Chris's day to day and his behavior and his relationship with his mother and we were only going to do enough of the sagas to explain why he's known to a noobie audience.
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So it's half shit we already know and half stuff literally no one except yourselves are interested in because it's easy to film. Got it.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Your pseudo-expertise is staggering. Null has had a front seat to this shit show for a long time.
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I know, i wanted Null to participate but i'm not surprised he doesn't want to. I tried /shrug/, but it's not pseudo-expertise it's just second hand observations from someone who spent a week with them. I'm a little disappointed people aren't asking actual questions in a board documenting and talking about Chris-chan but alright lol. I do apologize for the state of the kickstarter and we will fix it.
 
I am not going to give money to a kickstarter on anything let alone this but I can't say I'm not interested in the Megan and Barb interviews. I would suggest making a good product and asking money for it rather than a vague kickstarter considering it is a amateur production with no proof of competence.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
So Chris just posted this link to Twitter. Someone's making a documentary.

www.kickstarter.com

Chris Chan VS. The Internet (Canceled)

A feature length documentary on cult internet figure known as Chris-Chan
www.kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com

Trailer seems to have new footage.

Kickstarter archive link and mirror of the trailer:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos
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I gotta say that this doesn't look bad at all compared to the other stuff that's put out on Chris's life and read out loud word for word from the Cwcki. I'm sure Chris's stupid orbiters will pony up the tardbux to bring this documentary out to the public.
 
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CMCW said:
I'm a little disappointed people aren't asking actual questions in a board documenting and talking about Chris-chan but alright lol.
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probably because a board documenting/talking about chris chan is the last place in which anyone would ask questions about a documentary showing shit they already know
I'll bet money anything you have on Chris and Barb may very well have been dropped in this forum already

Bedhead Bernie said:
in case future documentarians read this: wait until Chris dies first
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yeah not all of us want to shell out money for tickets to his funeral
 
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