Chris Chan vs the Internet documentary promo

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CMCW said:
I know, i wanted Null to participate but i'm not surprised he doesn't want to. I tried /shrug/, but it's not pseudo-expertise it's just second hand observations from someone who spent a week with them. I'm a little disappointed people aren't asking actual questions in a board documenting and talking about Chris-chan but alright lol. I do apologize for the state of the kickstarter and we will fix it.
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Here's some questions for you: how many hours of footage do you have currently, and whose dogs are those around the 30 second mark?
 
Nebula Slasher said:
Here's some questions for you: how many hours of footage do you have currently, and whose dogs are those around the 30 second mark?
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I don't know, they filmed on and off every day for a week setting different days aside for certain things. I think those are Chris's dogs. And no, we didn't try to reunite Megan and Chris for the sake of the movie, that would have been wayyy too forced lol.
 
CMCW said:
I get it, just in his shoes he wants to make a nice looking first film and push himself to do things he hasn't gotten to do, he's not as active a member here as i am and a lot of this isn't in his wheel house which is why i'm here talking about it.

The film is more thought out than maybe the kickstarter lets on, i think our concern making it was just over promising because are aware of how Kickstarters go wrong, so i will try to address more of this stuff on there.

Somebody asked about tone, The trailer is really just meant to show that we got a lot of the hard part done already and can garuntee we have this material. But once were editing and have interviews from Christorians or anyone who wants to collab, theres many ways we could have set the tone. Obviously, if we wanted to make the trailer Chris jumping off the walls going nuts, we could have, but were trying to be classy about what were doing and we haven't used any Subterfuge to get anyone's participation. Obviously there is a line we have to walk in editing lol.

A lot of focus will be on Chris's behavior and Barb's struggles with him. Chris does act like a nut in it, so i mean if that's what you want to see, it will be in there, but we wanted to let Barb talk about him and focus on the serious stuff going on around him.
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Ain't even reading all the replies I missed between now and when you posted this, but seriously, you guys are fucking fags.
 
LOL. Chris and Barb are completely unsympathetic people who have made their own mess and can now wallow in it, this isn't about documenting the "real" Chris and Barb, it's about random losers looking to make a name for themselves.
 
CMCW said:
I'm involved with this project in some capacity, i can answer some questions if you got them. The reward tiers are just copied from other kickstarter films tbh not trying to scam anyone just a lack of reward ideas.
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When someone involved in a creative project, which a documentary is no matter how bad, cannot even think up some reward ideas. :story:
 
@CMCW You talk about "having access". Do you have access to Chris's Charlottesville orbiters: Rollin' and Trollin' cameraman? The Captain? Magic Man? Love You Long Time? Emily? Would The Real Howard Please Stand Up? Or is one of those hats yours?
Won't be complete w/o Blue Spike, Clyde Cash, and MLP VA interviews. Throw Cole Smithy interacting with Barb into the mix and watch the money roll in.

nah, I'm just kidding, man - don't do it.
 
It'll get funded, because stupid people are all "lol, throwing money at Chris pisses people off".

Chris will think he's a legit film star. As if the comic con room full if people applauding him and high fiving him wasn't enough to cause his already massive ego to bloat to enormous proportions. I guess egotistical Chris means he has the balls to do more stupid things and act like a star around normies, but it's not exactly helpful for him. Chris is a manchild who already thinks he deserves to have VAs and brony artists as his friends (whether they like it or not) because he's a 'goddess' and 'famous on the internet'. I'm sure entertaining his delusions won't harm Chris's tenuous grip on reality at all.

Why is the (alleged) film maker going to Chris's court dates with Chris? Is he Chris's new mom now? Why does he need that depth of involvement? How long until film guy is regarded by Chris as 'my associate' and gets screeds about cartoon goddesses and dimensions merging at 3am on his phone every night?

And as a final question, what does the film maker hope to achieve with this film that hasn't already been covered a hundred times over by others, better and for free? We know what's happened to Chris for the last god knows how many years, because the idiot barfs it out all over the internet regularly. This is a rehash of the same tired material, with the added twist of encouraging the delusions of a man who is already dangerously removed from reality. The recent 'idea guys' legitimising Chris's playacting and giving him extra material for it has fucked Chris up beyond belief. Treating Chris like a very important person and humouring his childish escape fantasies will make his life worse. But the film makers will be paid, the internet will get another boring rehash, and that makes it okay somehow?
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Chris will think he's a legit film star. As if the comic con room full if people applauding him and high fiving him wasn't enough to cause his already massive ego to bloat to enormous proportions. I guess egotistical Chris means he has the balls to do more stupid things and act like a star around normies, but it's not exactly helpful for him. Chris is a manchild who already thinks he deserves to have VAs and brony artists as his friends (whether they like it or not) because he's a 'goddess' and 'famous on the internet'. I'm sure entertaining his delusions won't harm Chris's tenuous grip on reality at all.
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At what point does someone go from "lolcow" to "famous outsider artist"? Because I think "entertaining a room full of cheering fans" and "being the subject of multiple documentaries" might genuinely be pushing the line
 
Null said:
He's cooperative for about 30 minutes and then starts making noises and showing off his toys and doing his own thing. Chris quickly becomes bored in other people's environments and will start to do what he wants to do. If you're paying him money for footage in your documentary you're going to get at most 30 minutes of usable footage per session.
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How did Chris be able to focus on Cryzel for 9 hours?
 
CMCW said:
I never said we had experience in the film industry, but if we make this an enjoyable watch, does it matter we aren't in the film industry?
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So the producer left film school 11 years ago and this is his first project? What the fuck has he been doing in that time?
 
I'm quite curious about the $1000 "Host your own screening" tier finer details.
It specifically states anyone ponying up $1000 can hold a private screening in their hometown...."Your Party, Your Rules".
So....what if the person lives somewhere that doesn't have a cinema?
Are you gonna come over with one of those outdoor screen rigs?
And it doesn't specify being limited to USA either.
Or are you just gonna send them a DVD in the post and leave them to it, advising them to just play it on their TV?!
Could the person invoke the "My Party, my rules" clause to INSIST that the makers provide the facilities for a private screening party even if it's in the middle of buttfck nowhere in the English countryside?

Just imagine the logistics and the cost involved.

That's if the thing actually gets made, of course.
 
Just a boring name said:
I'm quite curious about the $1000 "Host your own screening" tier finer details.
It specifically states anyone ponying up $1000 can hold a private screening in their hometown...."Your Party, Your Rules".
So....what if the person lives somewhere that doesn't have a cinema?
Are you gonna come over with one of those outdoor screen rigs?
And it doesn't specify being limited to USA either.
Or are you just gonna send them a DVD in the post and leave them to it, advising them to just play it on their TV?!
Could the person invoke the "My Party, my rules" clause to INSIST that the makers provide the facilities for a private screening party even if it's in the middle of buttfck nowhere in the English countryside?

Just imagine the logistics and the cost involved.

That's if the thing actually gets made, of course.
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It's a damn scam.
 
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