Choose your method of execution

[Meat Target]

You've been sentenced to death by the Thought Police for posting on KF. You may choose your method of execution. What is it?

I choose being strapped to a bomb and dropped from a plane

 

[LolRaccoon]

I wish to die in my bed at the age of 80 with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Firing squad. If I have to go, at least give me a macho exit.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I’m going to go with old-fashioned firing squad. More people in the squad, the better. Might make for a cool photo when people overthrow the thought police.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I get to fight Chuck Norris

 

[Just Dont]

I want to be killed by Psaki pussy on my face.

Smothered by redhead lefty puss.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Snorting a line of LSD.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Being chained to the floor and having Nancy Pelosi repeatedly grind my happy sacks so violently with her red stilettos (the ones the stupid cunt had on when she couldn’t stand after taking a knee) that my balls rupture and I die of traumatic shock.

It is the most humane way to be executed, imho.

 

[Baptiste XIX RoseOfSharyn]

You've been sentenced to death by the Thought Police for posting on KF. You may choose your method of execution. What is it?

I choose being strapped to a bomb and dropped from a plane

Give me a fuckton of heroin to overdose on along with access to Spotify to listen to Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, & Silent Hill music while I die.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Forced to try to outsmoke Willie Nelson and go out high as a kite with a THC overdose.

 

[Niggernerd]

Death by harem orgy