Choose your method of execution

[Meat Target]

You've been sentenced to death by the Thought Police for posting on KF. You may choose your method of execution. What is it?

I choose being strapped to a bomb and dropped from a plane

 

[Just A Butt]

why not?

 

[Pargon]

Silenced pistol shot to the back of the head while I'm asleep.

I'm a coward. I don't want to see it coming.

 

[DumbDude42]

gimme one of these jihadi bomb vests and i'll go out with a bang

 

[User names must be unique]

blown from a gun.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Ritually strangled as a sacrifice to appease the wrathful god F'loy-d of Fe'n Ta-Nyl.

 

[BingBong]

A huge dose of Datura.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Riding on top of a nuke targeting some mudslime country like Slim Pickins from Dr. Strangelove

 

[The Last Stand]

Death through Hillary Clinton. Directly.

 

[Cilleystring]

Couchcucked

 

[Minorityreport]

snu snu

 

[verissimus]

Death through Hillary Clinton. Directly.

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Stupid. Hillary doesn't kill you. You kill yourself with two bullets to the back of your head. It's not that complicated.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Execution via a heart attack induced by a cocaine-fueled orgy with a high school female volleyball team

 

[Jann_Hörn]

Death by Covid-19 vaccine, keep on injecting me with the Science Juice until I die from side effect

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

Killing myself with my last meal by requesting solely and specifically food I'm allergic to, so I can finally know what it tastes like and take my own life of my own accord.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Gotta go with the classics. Beheading.
And I expect the black hood on the executioner.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Give me a cocaine overdose while I fuck a prostitute.

Just keep it going until my heart explodes

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Death by Covid-19 vaccine, keep on injecting me with the Science Juice until I die from side effect
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Why are they sitting so awkwardly? It's like they didn't know what to do with their legs.

 

[R00T]

thrown from a building so I can experience flying/falling really fast once, or getting hit by a bus.
...then again I'd like to be cremated so burned at the stake would be nice too.

 

[BScCollateral]

I was going to say "Get the goods on Hillary Clinton," but that's been taken.

Breathe pure nitrogen.