Champs Élysées Terror Attack - Cruisin' down the street in the truck of peace

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...ealed-off-car-hits-police-van-paris?CMP=fb_gu
France’s anti-terror prosecutor has opened an investigation after a car carrying firearms and a gas canister rammed into a police van on the Champs-Élysées in central Paris.

The French interior minister, Gérard Collomb, said the driver of the car was killed in what he described as “an attempted attack” on a convoy of police vehicles on the avenue, the scene of two terror attacks in three months.

Police sources told French media the attacker was a 31-year-old French national from the Paris suburb of Argenteuil whose name was on a terror watchlist because of his known links with suspected extremists.

Collomb said arms and a gas canister were found in the car. Police sources said the weapons included handguns and an AK47 assault rifle. Bomb disposal experts were at the scene.

Collomb told reporters the attempted attack on security forces showed the terror threat was “still very high in our country” and justified extending to November the state of emergency France has been under since late 2015.

No other injuries, including to the police officers inside the van, were reported in the ramming, which a police source told BFM TV resembled a “kamikaze attack”.

Eric Favereau, a journalist with the newspaper Libération who was on a motorbike behind the convoy, said he saw the police vans at a standstill near the Grand Palais exhibition hall and a car blocking their path, followed by an explosion.

Faverau said he saw flames coming from the car and police smashing its windows and dragging the driver out. He said some police then fired on the man while others used fire extinguishers to put out the blaze.

Police cleared the area and cordoned off the Champs-Élysées, also closing a nearby metro station. The area, popular with tourists, has been on high security alert since a police officer was shot and killed on the Champs-Élysées in April.

Days before the first round of France’s presidential election, Karim Cheurfi, a convicted criminal who carried a note defending Islamic State, used a Kalashnikov rifle to kill the police officer before being shot dead himself.

France has been on its highest possible level of terror alert since the 2015 Charlie Hebdo and Paris attacks and the Nice truck attack of July 2016 that claimed nearly 230 lives. Thousands of troops and armed police have been deployed to guard tourist hotspots.
 
I don't even think actual middle eastern countries have terror attacks every hour. Europe is beyond fucked.

Police sources told French media the attacker was a 31-year-old French national from the Paris suburb of Argenteuil whose name was on a terror watchlist because of his known links with suspected extremists.

Of course he was.
 
So he loaded up his car with an AK, gas, and handguns, ready to fuck shit up.

He dies on impact with a police car. :story:

Although, this plot was foiled by good luck, so it could have been another awful day in France.
 
Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.
 
Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.
I have no idea about the firearms, but explosives are laughably easy to make. Someone who knows what they're doing can walk into Home Depot and Walmart with a couple hundred dollars and come out with enough materials to blow up a whole lot of people.
 
it's just another terrorist attack france. it's not a big deal. it's just a normal part of life there now. you say terrorist attack, i say another normal tuesday for me.
also don't discriminate against the islams despite the fact theyre the ones mostly doing that, but saying facts about islam is racist and you'll be jailed for it.
 
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Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.

Criminals don't follow the law, which is something that apparently only the US government seems to understand. Maybe if France makes terrorism illegal they'll surely stop!
 
lmao

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>tfw people still believing in multiculturalism

also THIS is the fucking best omg

Faverau said he saw flames coming from the car and police smashing its windows and dragging the driver out. He said some police then fired on the man while others used fire extinguishers to put out the blaze.

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Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.

It's actually pretty easy.

a) Take 600 Euro and a bottle wodka (the good one), go to East Germany, find a Russian-German and ask him if he knows something about it. There's a good chance you'll receive a Kalashnikov that "went missing" during the Wendezeit (e. g. liquidation of the Volksarmee). There's shitload of unregistered weapons (even panzer, i shit you not) rotting in German cellars.

b) Take 600 Euro and wodka or some good cigarettes, go to Kragujevac (city in Serbia) and ask a worker of Zastava Arms if he can help you. With some luck, you'll receive a Kalashnikov. Give him 2000 Euro and that Kalashnikov will be even a brand-new one.

The sad part? The authorities are aware of that.
 
Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.

It is ridiculously easy if you have the connections. Where I live, even an airsoft gun carried and used according to law might be looked at with suspicion by officers because muh terrorism, while it is a damned well known ''secret'' that almost anyone with cash and the right acquaintances can acquire military grade firearms or even grenades. And by anyone, I mean anyone, from mafia members and terrorists to stupid yokels that want to celebrate their wedding.
 
Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.

I drew a fucking map. Red areas are places with recent kebabery, removal of them, and/or other murderous activity, and the blue arrows represent the movement of weapons, usually from Kebabistan to EU. When a gun gets smuggled into the EU, it can be transported from one country to another easily due to the open borders.
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Can someone explain to me how dirt poor goat fucking peasants keep getting explosives and automatic weapons? I thought the vast majority of Europe had incredibly strict gun control and even wealthy well connected people had difficulty obtaining that shit.

It's amazing what you can do when you refuse to follow laws.....


Also, someone needs to explain to Europe that a terror watchlist does not mean "Put the guys name on it and then watch him commit terror" it means "ARREST THE MOTHERFUCKER"
 
Also, someone needs to explain to Europe that a terror watchlist does not mean "Put the guys name on it and then watch him commit terror" it means "ARREST THE MOTHERFUCKER"
Maybe they're just playing a really fucked up game of Bingo where you use terror suspect names instead of numbers and the prize they can win is reallyreally amazing? Like a super stylish explosive belt?
 
So he loaded up his car with an AK, gas, and handguns, ready to fuck shit up.

He dies on impact with a police car. :story:

Although, this plot was foiled by good luck, so it could have been another awful day in France.


This struck me as very fortunate as well.

You load up a car with guns and bombs and then die en-route to the scene of the terror attack. Do you still get your 72 virgins in that case?
 
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