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slungus22 said:
card just posted himself counting to 10,000 he is not sane.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vmsoFFUZoLg
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So when Null invites him for an interview he's too busy yet he somehow has time for this?

Anyway I listened to Card's counting during my gym sesh and wrote down every number he skipped. Been getting tired of my NHH playlist anyway.

Here are all numbers he missed til 3000:
  • 524 at 11:54
  • 565 and 566 at 12:36
  • 677 at 14:20
  • 1505 at 28:42
  • 2052 at 38:42
  • 2058 to 2065 at 38:46
  • 2159 at 39:46
  • 2303 at 41:33
So far looking like he's doing a pretty poor job.

Will update tomorrow. Tomorrow's leg day so I'll get pretty far.

Edit: Alright niggers I've gone up to 6800. Card cleared improved his counting game as he progressed. Here are the numbers he skipped.
  • 3282 at 53:13
  • 3865 at 1:00:04
  • 3898 at 1:00:20
  • 5057 at 1:13:19
  • 6553 at 1:28:35
  • 6661 to 6665 at 1:29:53 (actually two errors cancel out here: he skips 6661 to 6670 but then later he accidentally jumps back to 6666)
In most of these he actually just says a wrong number instead of skipping it entirely. That still counts as a mistake in my book though; if you're gonna do a counting video, I wanna hear you say every word.
 
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Heydrich said:
So when Null invites him for an interview he's too busy yet he somehow has time for this?

Anyway I listened to Card's counting during my gym sesh and wrote down every number he skipped. Been getting tired of my NHH playlist anyway.

Here are all numbers he missed til 3000:
  • 524 at 11:54
  • 565 and 566 at 12:36
  • 677 at 14:20
  • 1505 at 28:42
  • 2052 at 38:42
  • 2058 to 2065 at 38:46
  • 2159 at 39:46
  • 2303 at 41:33
So far looking like he's doing a pretty poor job.

Will update tomorrow. Tomorrow's leg day so I'll get pretty far.

Edit: Alright niggers I've gone up to 6800. Card cleared improved his counting game as he progressed. Here are the numbers he skipped.
  • 3282 at 53:13
  • 3865 at 1:00:04
  • 3898 at 1:00:20
  • 5057 at 1:13:19
  • 6553 at 1:28:35
  • 6661 to 6665 at 1:29:53 (actually two errors cancel out here: he skips 6661 to 6670 but then later he accidentally jumps back to 6666)
In most of these he actually just says a wrong number instead of skipping it entirely. That still counts as a mistake in my book though; if you're gonna do a counting video, I wanna hear you say every word.
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he's Australia's strongest soldier.
 
Does anyone else think that Card's exposure to just explaining based things in a simple manner has converted him to basism? Like just explaining things has made him go "You know I set out to lampoon this phrase or idea, but actually it turns out it's quite reasonable."

Only explanation that makes sense to me, other than feigning it from the beginning, which just doesn't seem right.
 
Dear card,
Do you have the video that mald (pirate software) taken down? May you post it for the farms
Sincerely, twinArmageddons.
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
I am signing up to use this website in some capacity.
I will fully explain my rationale behind this decision, and prove this account is really me, in the next proper video I upload to my YouTube page.
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What is your professional opinion of Rupert the Cat?
For reference:
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himb
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
I am signing up to use this website in some capacity.
I will fully explain my rationale behind this decision, and prove this account is really me, in the next proper video I upload to my YouTube page.
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Welcome to the forum, you'll probably find the articles and happenings threads disagreeable, but there is an effort to expand topics of discussion beyond just internet nonsense. I quite enjoyed the video game soundtracks thread.

I enjoy your content in that we may disagree politically on some things but you're a great sport about everything.
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
I am signing up to use this website in some capacity.
I will fully explain my rationale behind this decision, and prove this account is really me, in the next proper video I upload to my YouTube page.
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Welcome Card!

Remember, if anyone offers you a Sonichu medallion, contact Josh and your local Church representative to perform the appropriate ministrations so you will not be cursed.
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
I am signing up to use this website in some capacity.
I will fully explain my rationale behind this decision, and prove this account is really me, in the next proper video I upload to my YouTube page.
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Looking forward to you and Null sampling different brands of 'deenz like an episode of Hot Ones.
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
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Welcome to the place where human nature is laid bare. We have all kinds of people.

If anyone offers you free firearms, they are a federal agent.
If you are DM'ed sexually explicit content, you are being groomed.
If the moderation staff contacts you, you really fucked up.

We don't agree on anything here but I do hope you enjoy your stay.

And remember, you are here forever now.
 
Cardposting said:
Hello there. This is Card.
I am signing up to use this website in some capacity.
I will fully explain my rationale behind this decision, and prove this account is really me, in the next proper video I upload to my YouTube page.
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When are you going to fight Josh to the death and take over the website?
 
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