Captain Marvel - Literally, from "her" to "hero"

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Are you actually going to watch this flick?

  • No

    Votes: 74 17.0%
  • Fuck, no

    Votes: 177 40.7%
  • Not in cinemas

    Votes: 81 18.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 40 9.2%
  • (((Yes)))

    Votes: 20 4.6%
  • Twitter told me I must, I can't say no, you white-cis-sexist-oppresive scum!

    Votes: 43 9.9%

  • Total voters
    435
Call me optimistic but if the MCU doesn't want to decline, they should pull off a Mark Ruffalo and have someone more badass to replace Brie Larson in CM's next movie after Endgame without any explanation.
 
Hey guys it's been several pages since somebody dropped into the thread to say that comic book movies are for kids, so I thought I'd help out.

Capeshit is for babies I only watch important movies like Dr Zhivago and Ishtar.
 
Hey guys it's been several pages since somebody dropped into the thread to say that comic book movies are for kids, so I thought I'd help out.

Capeshit is for babies I only watch important movies like Dr Zhivago and Ishtar.

By your logic, Suburban Sasquatch is the peak of cinema that we should all watch.
 
Hey guys it's been several pages since somebody dropped into the thread to say that comic book movies are for kids, so I thought I'd help out.

Capeshit is for babies I only watch important movies like Dr Zhivago and Ishtar.

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Hey guys it's been several pages since somebody dropped into the thread to say that comic book movies are for kids, so I thought I'd help out.

Capeshit is for babies I only watch important movies like Dr Zhivago and Ishtar.
I mean I can analyze the fact that films like Ferngully and Madea Goes to Jail have been (and will always be) important pieces of filmmaking history.
 
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I haven't watched any new Hollywood movies since 2015, but I sure do enjoy watching other people bitch about movies I don't watch.
 
Not sure if it's been posted here before, but
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If you didn’t fall in love with Goose in Captain Marvel, you’re dead inside. No, really. Goose — aka Nick Furry(sorry) — is the cutest addition to the MCU since Baby Groot. Indeed, when we asked co-director Ryan Fleck which of the ginger fuzzball’s abilities they explored, on top of those on display in the film, he joked, “We explored the idea of the superpower [of] being so overwhelmingly cute that your head might explode if you come too close.” If you didn’t fall in love with Goose in Captain Marvel, you’re dead inside.

Fleck and co-director Anna Boden, who confirmed to us that Goose is female, certainly get as close as possible to that without actually having to explode any heads on screen. The result is an equal-parts adorable/repulsive/extra-primo-fearsome Flerken that is far-and-away the star of the show. One who just might prove herself a key player in the MCU before April’s out, too, when the (remaining) Avengers are joined by latest recruit Carol Danvers in an attempt to tackle Thanos and undo his snappy disappearing act inAvengers: Endgame.
For Goose is more than just a cute kitty. Captain Marvel’s ginger puss is, indeed, all Flerken; an alien creature with a bunch of awesome abilities that could just see her become the secret weapon in the fight against Thanos. Let’s take a dive into what we know about Flerkens from the comic books and combine that knowledge with the revelations unearthed in Captain Marvel alongside what we gleaned from the film’s directors to theorise exactly how Goose could swap the grin on Thanos’ massive purple face for a permanent grimace.

POWERS OF UNDERESTIMATION

In the comic books, Captain Marvel’s cat/Flerken is called Chewie — named, of course, after Han Solo’s equally fuzzy Star Wars sidekick. Changed for the big screen to Goose in honour of Anthony Edwards’ character in Top Gun, there’s absolutely no truth in the rumour we’ve started that the name switch is actually because there’s a Star Wars/MCU crossover planned. Joking aside, one good reason to alter Chewie’s given name is to differentiate Goose from his comic book counterpart and give the character freedom to break out of the confines of his comic book origins. Which we see Goose do in Captain Marvel in flamboyant style. More on which later.
In Captain Marvel, Goose’s threat level is established in a similar way to in the comics. When Captain Marvel first encounters the Guardians of the Galaxy in the comics, Rocket immediately identifies Chewie as a Flerken — described in the comics as “the greatest weapon in known space” — and tries to kill her. In the film, Skrull Talos (Ben Mendelsohn) is similarly fearful, recognising Goose for the formidable alien creature that she is straight away, ultimately resulting in her being muzzled.
“It’s a cat, not Hannibal Lecter,” says Nick Fury. Little does S.H.I.E.L.D.’s finest know, Fury will not only witness the full extent of its abilities, but he’ll also soon lose an eye to a single scratch from his newfound feline friend. Boden says that one of the Flerken’s superpowers is that people often underestimate it, which could be key to catching Thanos off-guard. Asked if she thinks Goose could defeat Thanos, Boden reveals she’s open to it, saying, “It would be a tough fight because Thanos might not know what was coming.”

BIG MOUTH STRIKES AGAIN

Just as in the comics, Goose has a large cluster of tentacles within her mouth which she uses to swallow pretty much anything, including anyone she’s not especially keen on keeping around. When we eventually see Goose deploy her oral protrusions in the film, she captures multiple enemies in one swift motion and swallows them whole. Imagine her taking Thanos by surprise, enveloping him in tendrils and fangs and bundling him inside her capacious mouth. That might get rid of the Mad Titan, but it wouldn’t undo the Snap, of course. Crucially, though, we also see Goose swallow the Tesseract in Captain Marvel.
This is where things start to get very interesting. If Goose is able to, in essence, EAT the Tesseract, surely that means she’s a pretty powerful being? Boden suggests that Goose is around 50% as powerful as Captain Marvel, a character Kevin Feige has been repeatedly quoted as saying is the most powerful hero introduced into the MCU to date. At 50% as powerful as the most powerful hero ever, that’s still pretty freakin’ powerful. Ryan Fleck, however, suggests there are depths yet to be plunged: “I think we’ve only explored the beginning of what Goose is capable. We’ve just touched the surface.”

Which leads us back to the Tesseract and what resides within. The Space Stone’s powers are marginally contained while inside the cube, which seems to prevent total annihilation when coming into contact with it. Let’s remember, at this point, what happened to Red Skull back in Captain America: The First Avenger when he touched the Tesseract. Initially presumed dead, Infinity War revealed he’d been transported off to another world to live out his days as guardian of the Soul Stone.

Goose, however, doesn’t merely touch the Tesseract, she SWALLOWS it. Aside from this act demonstrating that Goose has the constitution to hold that kind of power (never mind size and shape of object) and remain unharmed, what does this mean?
Well, it could mean, theoretically, that the Flerken will be able to hold the other Infinity Stones inside herself. And that she could even swallow the Infinity Gauntlet, perhaps snatching it right off Thanos’ hand. Indeed, Goose could well be integral to procuring the Gauntlet and/or transporting it as necessary. Could Goose swallow the Infinity Gauntlet? “Why not?” says Fleck.
Boden, meanwhile, says, “Seems like a possibility. We’d have to do some mathematics and some physics equations before we would know for sure.”

PICKING POCKET DIMENSIONS

And if Endgame chooses to explore some of the Flerken’s other comic book powers, Goose’s internal pocket dimensions could come into play. A Flerken’s physiology is said to secrete multiple ‘bubbles’ of different realities, from which it can take things and also store things. Flerkens also have the power of dimensional travel through these wee subspaces, meaning they can transport themselves instantaneously pretty much anywhere. Goose could, therefore, be the key to unlocking both time travel and teleportation for the Avengers. Could the surviving superheroes use Goose’s pocket dimensions to travel about through space and time and collect and transport Infinity Stones?
And you’ve got to ask how an object that is essentially a teleportation device might affect a creature that already has the ability to transport itself instantaneously? While we see Goose spew up the Tesseract in the post-credits sequence as if it were a hairball, the artifact could act to amplify Goose’s powers.

MULTIPLE MINI-MES

One other thing that makes Goose a major threat, if she wasn’t shaping up to be quite the trump card already, is the fact that she can reproduce, with litters made up of scores of mini-mes. Flerkens lay eggs, and Rocket’s reasoning for killing Chewie in the comic books was to prevent this from happening. He ends up not killing Chewie, who promptly lays 117 eggs, all of which hatch. What’s more dangerous than a disarmingly cute beast with the power to swallow anything and transport anywhere? 118 of the critters.
We asked Anna Boden what Goose has been doing in the intervening years between the close of Captain Marvel and present-day MCU. “Becoming a mommy,” she says. Thanos should be very worried.
Captain Marvel is out now. Avengers: Endgame hits screens in the UK on April 25 and in the US on April 26.
 
Just going to put this out there:

Just saw the new Endgame trailer. I mean, I didn't need to see it to be convinced to buy a ticket; I'm seeing it regardless.

Captain Marvel shows up at the end of the trailer. Not only does she look 100x prettier than she does in her own movie, but I liked the ever-so-slight smirk she gives Thor. What a difference it already makes when you don't have a female feminist as the director. lol.

I'm still crossing my fingers that this character doesn't take center stage and ruin the movie though.
 
So is it anti-cat to think that sounds autistic as fuck, or do SJWs also support that?

Who are we kidding they're all crazy cat ladies they'd love that shit.
 

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CAPTAIN MARVEL MASSIVE MONDAY BOX OFFICE DROP

The numbers are in for the Captain Marvel Monday box office, and as expected following all the hardcore MCU fans showing over the weekend, the numbers have dropped substantially, even more than Batman vs. Superman.

While it is only one day, Captain Marvel is estimated to have brought in only $11 million on Monday, a drop from Sunday of around 71.6%. Update: The official estimate is $10,986,773.

Batman vs. Superman only dropped 55.5% for its first Monday.

The 71.6% Monday drop for Captain Marvel is comparable to Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 which saw a 74.8% drop for its first Monday, yet the James Gunn flick still went on to make over $863 million worldwide.

The drop is also comparable to 2012's The Hunger Games, which dropped 69% on its first Monday, but did also go on to make almost $700 million.

Comparing Captain Marvel's opening Monday (-71.6%) to flicks that had similar weekend opening numbers offers a different take: Rogue One (-53.3%), The Dark Knight (-43.8%), and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (-64.3%).

It was also previously made known that Captain Marvel saw a significant drop in China from Saturday to Sunday, which was more than the norm in the Middle Kingdom.

Brie Larson fans probably have no reason to worry as today will more than likely see a bump due to Tuesday discount tickets, but this coming weekend should tell more of the story if the movie is a massive hit, dud or near miss. More than likely, similar to Aquaman and Venom, the international box office for Captain Marvel will make up for any potential U.S. issues.
 
Just going to put this out there:

Just saw the new Endgame trailer. I mean, I didn't need to see it to be convinced to buy a ticket; I'm seeing it regardless.

Captain Marvel shows up at the end of the trailer. Not only does she look 100x prettier than she does in her own movie, but I liked the ever-so-slight smirk she gives Thor. What a difference it already makes when you don't have a female feminist as the director. lol.

I'm still crossing my fingers that this character doesn't take center stage and ruin the movie though.
I’ll be honest, if done right, Capital Marvel killing Thanos wouldn’t be a issue. But personally, I prefer Iron Man delivering the final blow to Thanos would be sweeter because his first movie kicked off the arc that’s about to end in April.
 
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