Canada is a failed state

[The Cum Beast]

I don't buy that a plurality of Canadians voted for the Liberals after years of incompetence and a litany of scandals in 2025 out of love for king and country. Behind all the forced smiles and cheers there was nothing but hatred. Hatred for Trump, sure, but also decades of resentment towards the United States for "hogging" the spotlight that Canadians felt entitled to. Civic virtue became nothing more than cheap grace for the malice many of my fellow citizens hold towards the United States. Every policy announcement intended to throw sand in the giant's eye while we flirt with their geopolitical rival. Meanwhile, they project their worst vices and impulses on the Americans, Alberta separatists, and any poor soul that has the audacity to dissent.

I said this many times already, but Canadians have an ultranationalist mentally. This type of mindset favours emotions based decision making rather than reason. "Canada is declining? YOU ONLY THINK THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRAITOR MAPLE MAGA!" They hate Amerikkka and so called "traitors" more than they actually love Canada, which to be fair, there isn't much to love about Canada nowadays, which is why they deny the decline so hard.

Other authoritarian countries like Russia or China use the same type of propaganda "if you criticize the motherland you're a traitor!" Canada's case is more egregious however, because we're devolving to this state. While more and more Russian and Chinese people are waking up to the propaganada, Canadians are doing the opposite. Even if you move to Europe or Latinx America and not the USA, I guarantee Cuckleafs will say the same thing about them.

Frankly, it's difficult NOT to regard Canadians as evil, albeit in a more banal form than the cartoon supervillainy shown in animated series of yore. Behind every grin I see on Canadian patriot, I sense a seething hatred and behind every declaration of love for country I sense a strong to inflict harm on others. Granted, this is just my perception with the same potential for bias as any human, but I do sense that the collective shadow of Canadian society is ready to break free and when does, it can get ugly and brutal. For those Canadians who claim to be on the side of angels, I would warn them that Lucifer was an angel before the fall and look what happened to him.

If Canadians we're truly good people, they wouldn't have to say this so often. Also any country on the side of China and Iran like Canada is cannot ever be considered on the "right side of history" in my personal opinion.

Another part of my thought process regarding Canadian malice is: if they're willing to support China, a country they imprisoned and spied on Canadians, who else would they be supporting in say, a world where the axis won WW2 for example.

The same thing happened in Canada during 2025. Just about every Canadian can feel something is off, something is wrong. Something that clashes with their self identity of being superior to America and Americans. So when El Naranja made a couple jokes at Trudeau's expense and Canada's expense, they went nuts. So many Canadians could not take the blow to their ego, that this man that have been propagandized to believe was their inferior, his supporters subhuman hillbillies. Would dare throw shade was too much to bear.

It's crazy how even most right wing Amerikkkans still have a positive reception of Canadians given the vitriol Canadian ultranationalists talk about them on a daily bases, especially towards southern Amerikkkans (even though the Southern USA IS actually outpacing Canada in growth). It's basically a school bully mentality, talking bad about someone because of jealousy or to make yourself feel better.

Regardless of your opinion on J.J. McCullough. His video on Canada's anti Amerikkkan nationalism is pretty accurate. And this comment on his video really hits hard, especially on a personal level because I was bullied a lot during middle school:

I just can't support this type of mindset that many Canadians share.

You couple that with Canada being settled by the most disagreeable people in Europe, the Scotts and the French and you have a recipe for political suicide in the vain hope that it slightly inconveniences the powers down south. What passes for a Canadian would reward a decade of corruption, incompetence and graft all in order to satisfy a one sided blood feud.

I have a friend who described this pretty well when he told me why he found Carney to be so unlikeable. It's because he represents everything wrong with Canada, with his anti-amerikkkan boomer elitism and smugness.

I have another friend who talked to me about how Canada is so bad BECAUSE it's filled with Canadians and their mentality.

For reference both of the friends I'm talking about are whitey, I think people underestemate how willing some people are when it comes to wanting to leave Canada or not wanting to identify as Canadian anymore because, well modern "Canadian" indentity is super artifical anyways and the government pushed for over a decade to try and erase said identity.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Frankly, it's difficult NOT to regard Canadians as evil, albeit in a more banal form than the cartoon supervillainy shown in animated series of yore

The average Canadian isn't evil.

They're worse.

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

The best of them move to the US leaving only the middling and low IQ types to populate the country. They demand high standards, a seat at the world table and deference from other G7's but all without having to actually put in the effort to earn that. Modern Canadians walk around like they're the one who stormed Juno beach and expect other nations to treat them as such rather then the fallen, bankrupt and utter corrupt cesspit of a country they are. They walk around with that unearned sense of superiority because with your nose in the air like that, you'll never see all the dogshit your stepping in. And that's the way the Liberals like it.

Now as to the Federal stooge ruling against the petition, that was 100% expected. The Liberal fool even used the expected "muh natives" excuse. Don't get disheartened, everyone involved knew this was going to be the outcome before even the first signature was collected.

Not that the supreme court will be any different but things are still proceeding. We all knew that the first line of defence for the Liberals would be the courts and the appeal to their base by crying "what about the chugs!" to rally the support to the flag.

But they will have to tread carefully because of the Frogs, who will challenge anything that limits their own ability to play pretend separatist. And Carney needs Quebec to vote Liberal for the foreseeable future or his majority will vanish overnight.

All in all things are going as was expected. For now.

 

[The Cum Beast]

The average Canadian isn't evil.

They're worse.

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

This is why I laughed when other countries like Denmark or Hungary tried to do an "elbows up" style campaign in their elections this year. Every country would love to have their people be as blindly loyal as Canadians are, both democratic and autocratic ones. Too bad Canadians are stuck in an irrelevant shithole eh?

The best of them move to the US leaving only the middling and low IQ types to populate the country. They demand high standards, a seat at the world table and deference from other G7's but all without having to actually put in the effort to earn that. Modern Canadians walk around like they're the one who stormed Juno beach and expect other nations to treat them as such rather then the fallen, bankrupt and utter corrupt cesspit of a country they are. They walk around with that unearned sense of superiority because with your nose in the air like that, you'll never see all the dogshit your stepping in. And that's the way the Liberals like it.

Canadians wanting to join the EU is a perfect example of their hubris. They expected to be let in just because they asked, despite the long and lengthy application process that requires EVERY EU member country to agree to letting us in. Given that countries like Georgia and Turkey had their applications frozen due to democratic backsliding, the same thing would funnily enough happen to Canada. (Assuming the EU actually followed their own rules here, because they are pretty wack).

Same thing with the war of 1812, where it happened before confederation but Canadians believe it was squarely because of them that the British burned down the White House. (This example admittedly is a bit more iffy since the British in the Canadian colonies eventually did become Canada).

 

[misty556]

Made an account just to comment in this thread. Im glad you guys are all shitting on this fucking place, i have hated canada and its people and have dreamed of leaving it since i was like 14. canadians are arrogant,delusional and disgusting. the only reason i am even sane right now is because i am able to save all my money and leave to go to a better place where i can walk and live in peace and not have to deal with canadians and its creepy government. I genuinely feel sorry for any normal, smart people that are trapped here. I hope trump nukes this place.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

That reminds me that despite claims of being better educated than their American counterparts, Canadians still woefully lack a foundational knowledge of philosophy and political theory. Where Americans rely on tribalism, Canadians rely on deference to authority and the caprices of a detached bureaucracy because they prioritize comfort and conformity over all else. America appears chaotic in comparison because they value rugged individualism and not deny their aggression nearly as much as Canadians, who will be polite and friendly to your face, but will stab a friend in the back over a minor slight. Compassion is merely the moral veil Canadians use to justify their inherent cruelty and viciousness.

 

[Betonhaus]

That reminds me that despite claims of being better educated than their American counterparts, Canadians still woefully lack a foundational knowledge of philosophy and political theory. Where Americans rely on tribalism, Canadians rely on deference to authority and the caprices of a detached bureaucracy because they prioritize comfort and conformity over all else. America appears chaotic in comparison because they value rugged individualism and not deny their aggression nearly as much as Canadians, who will be polite and friendly to your face, but will stab a friend in the back over a minor slight. Compassion is merely the moral veil Canadians use to justify their inherent cruelty and viciousness.

makes it more sad how we literally replaced history class with "Social Studies" which only serves to teach us about how all of the minorities have plights that were totally not their fault.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I said this many times already, but Canadians have an ultranationalist mentally. This type of mindset favours emotions based decision making rather than reason. "Canada is declining? YOU ONLY THINK THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRAITOR MAPLE MAGA!" They hate Amerikkka and so called "traitors" more than they actually love Canada, which to be fair, there isn't much to love about Canada nowadays, which is why they deny the decline so hard.

Other authoritarian countries like Russia or China use the same type of propaganda "if you criticize the motherland you're a traitor!" Canada's case is more egregious however, because we're devolving to this state. While more and more Russian and Chinese people are waking up to the propaganada, Canadians are doing the opposite. Even if you move to Europe or Latinx America and not the USA, I guarantee Cuckleafs will say the same thing about them.

Canada has/had the greatest chance (alongside Australia) of bringing back National Socialism. Hence why we were both targeted so hard with first Chink and now Jeet mass migration.

Canadians wanting to join the EU is a perfect example of their hubris. They expected to be let in just because they asked, despite the long and lengthy application process that requires EVERY EU member country to agree to letting us in. Given that countries like Georgia and Turkey had their applications frozen due to democratic backsliding, the same thing would funnily enough happen to Canada. (Assuming the EU actually followed their own rules here, because they are pretty wack).

Same thing with the war of 1812, where it happened before confederation but Canadians believe it was squarely because of them that the British burned down the White House. (This example admittedly is a bit more iffy since the British in the Canadian colonies eventually did become Canada).

Canada has more of a claim to be in the EU than Turkey and Georgia though. Especially if Canada returns to it's Angevin roots of the Red Ensign flag.

Heck Canada belongs in Eurovision more than Israel does.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

The farther East from Montreal, the further back in time one travels: in terms of technology, ability, information, and culture. Atlantic Canada has spent the last few decades (if not centuries) in semi-isolation,

For the Americans that also read this thread, think Maine for this description.

 

[kawaiikat420]

For the Americans that also read this thread, think Maine for this description.

I think a better comparison would be deep Appalachia.

 

[CowBoyCormack]

For the Americans that also read this thread, think Maine for this description.

Kind of relevant, and while facebook- American friend of mine (from Illinois) who once dreamed of moving to Canada and actually married a Canadian maybe 2 years ago has basically had it and is fed up with the country. Not the place she dreamed of in 2018, let alone visited back then.

Says a lot to me, because she was so enthusiastic about Canada, and while theres probably other dynamics, interpersonal ones with her marriage, etc- the "no opportunities" thing really gets me.

 

[Brain Problems]

he represents everything wrong with Canada, with his anti-amerikkkan boomer elitism and smugness.

He's awful. I hated Trudeau for various reasons but I think Carney is worse because he's so fucking smug compared to Trudeau's retarded theatre kid shtick. I've had to listen to Boomers around me guffawing and patting themselves on the back about "ha ha how ridiculous ha ha that ha ha Pollievre said Carney doesn't know economics but did he know CARNEY HAS X Y Z DEGREES FROM PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOLS (all foreign) IN ECONOMICS!!!" The inability to parse an insult beyond its surface was astounding to me, especially in relation to the fact that everything Carney has done has been shit yet no one gives him any trouble for it. Free pass everywhere down the line.

it's wild. Absolutely wild. There's zero introspection. It's total tribalism. My libshit friend who thinks he's enlightened as a centrist supports Carney because... he's not Poilievre. The absolute brain rot that has taken hold with people in this country is wild and I think it's some downstream effect of how militarised and tribal US politics is. By every metric everyone's lives in this country are worse and getting worse every year since the LPC and Trudeau took over 15 years ago but people just... keep... giving them... more time.

But my main point is that Boomers are the problem because they don't have anything going on in their lives so they sit there, like the unemployed loser friends you know, and just absorb CBC propaganda and slop from mainstream media outlets (because they're trustworthy!) and get angrier and angrier about what the Orange Man is doing because everything they know about what he's doing has been filtered through the libshit media apparatuses they continue to mainline. And they vote because they have nothing else going on and all the time in the world.

Maybe if they had more grandkids they'd be more willing to think long-term but right now it's Fuck You, Got Mine.

 

[McSneaks]

https://theconversation.com/canadas-2026-world-cup-team-reflects-the-countrys-multicultural-identity-in-a-way-hockey-never-has-280329

Hockey sucks because not Indian, embrace the true Canada

The Men’s World Cup will be a unique sporting event for Canadians — and not merely because it’s being co-hosted on Canadian soil or because soccer is now the most-played youth sport in Canada.

The Canadian men’s national soccer team has the unique opportunity to forge a different vision of Canadian national identity — one that looks quite different from what hockey has historically offered.

The difference lies not in the sport itself, but in who is wearing the Canadian jersey and the stories they carry onto the pitch.

National sports and nation building
In Canada, hockey has historically been the sport used to symbolize Canadian national excellence and foster collective identity. However, it’s also an expensive sport that has long reflected a white, European conception of Canadian identity.

The National Hockey League employs a workforce that is 84 per cent white across players and team staff, a reality reinforced by the composition of Canada’s men’s hockey team at the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympics.

Canada’s men’s soccer team presents a different image: a racially diverse squad whose players embody stories of immigration, offering a more inclusive vision of what Canadian identity can look like.

But it goes beyond Davies. Head coach Jesse Marsch, who took over from John Herdman in 2024, has made the recruitment of dual nationals an explicit priority.

Ah yes, the tried and true best method for recruiting for anything. "You're not white, are you???"

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It's crazy how even most right wing Amerikkkans still have a positive reception of Canadians given the vitriol Canadian ultranationalists talk about them on a daily bases, especially towards southern Amerikkkans (even though the Southern USA IS actually outpacing Canada in growth). It's basically a school bully mentality, talking bad about someone because of jealousy or to make yourself feel better.

Regardless of your opinion on J.J. McCullough. His video on Canada's anti Amerikkkan nationalism is pretty accurate. And this comment on his video really hits hard, especially on a personal level because I was bullied a lot during middle school:

It looks to me like Americans see Canadian hatred and seething more like a Rottweiler sees a Chihuahua yapping at them in shivering rage. It's impotent, kind of amusing, hard to take serious or even tell if it is real or performative. They might see it happen but not even consciously internalize what it actually means because it doesn't have any bearing on them. That meme of "I feel sorry for you" "I don't think about you at all" pretty much.

0:15

 

[Scale Smerch]

Canadians wanting to join the EU is a perfect example of their hubris. They expected to be let in just because they asked, despite the long and lengthy application process that requires EVERY EU member country to agree to letting us in. Given that countries like Georgia and Turkey had their applications frozen due to democratic backsliding, the same thing would funnily enough happen to Canada. (Assuming the EU actually followed their own rules here, because they are pretty wack).

What I find hilarious is it's a very limited subset of Canadians who do. Not even the Reddit crowd wants to join or has deep reservations, it's restricted to affluent boomers and neoliberal/cosmopolitan interests who are all in on it out of a combination of anti-American vibes and economic zone desires. Every media feeler post has failed miserably at moving the needle which has effectively stopped any movement on our Laurentian betters pursuing this.

I think Carney is worse because he's so fucking smug compared to Trudeau's retarded theatre kid shtick

This is what I hate most about him, you can just tell he's an arrogant ass under that carefully curated economist image. It's already well-known he blows up at getting questioned in any serious capacity, but we don't get to see much because of how hard the media circles the wagon. His first real scandal will be one to watch because he does not have the charisma or social skill necessary to pass it off and deflect in front of the cameras; Carney will melt down over it, and it will be very funny watching it happen.

 

[RGK5H]

Alberta should just shut off the Oil taps to Ottawa until they get their way

 

[Campbell_Trio]

Heck Canada belongs in Eurovision more than Israel does.

i would argue any commonwealth member belongs in Eurovision first before Israel. Hell I'll even say America deserves to be in it more than israel.

https://theconversation.com/canadas-2026-world-cup-team-reflects-the-countrys-multicultural-identity-in-a-way-hockey-never-has-280329
Hockey sucks because not Indian, embrace the true Canada

Soccer is the sport of brown and black people so who cares

That meme of "I feel sorry for you" "I don't think about you at all" pretty much.

That meme really does not work these days when Americans (mostly just miggers) are obsessed with us being a 51st state or turning Alberta into North America Iran.

Alberta should just shut off the Oil taps to Ottawa until they get their way

And then Ottawa should shut off the EI taps until the tantrum ends

 

[Long Dong Silver 2025]

Made an account just to comment in this thread. Im glad you guys are all shitting on this fucking place, i have hated canada and its people and have dreamed of leaving it since i was like 14. canadians are arrogant,delusional and disgusting. the only reason i am even sane right now is because i am able to save all my money and leave to go to a better place where i can walk and live in peace and not have to deal with canadians and its creepy government. I genuinely feel sorry for any normal, smart people that are trapped here. I hope trump nukes this place.

Welcome. Before you do anything else, make sure you block campbell_trio, the resident retarded government shill. You will thank me.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Ah yes, the tried and true best method for recruiting for anything. "You're not white, are you???"

We have to import our soccer team and hire castoffs who cannot make their actual national team. Which is a metaphor for Canada at this point.

He's awful. I hated Trudeau for various reasons but I think Carney is worse because he's so fucking smug compared to Trudeau's retarded theatre kid shtick. I've had to listen to Boomers around me guffawing and patting themselves on the back about "ha ha how ridiculous ha ha that ha ha Pollievre said Carney doesn't know economics but did he know CARNEY HAS X Y Z DEGREES FROM PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOLS (all foreign) IN ECONOMICS!!!" The inability to parse an insult beyond its surface was astounding to me, especially in relation to the fact that everything Carney has done has been shit yet no one gives him any trouble for it. Free pass everywhere down the line.

If you've read his book, you realize he doesn't. He comes from a central planning top down ideology. His view of economics is to change the rules so he wins, rather than compete with a superior service or product. He can only exist in a world where the government tips the scales in his favour. Despite his schooling, he's not brilliant, he's not insightful, he's not clever. He looks down on the market, on the consumer, on the paying customer as being unable to understand his own self proclaimed brilliance. So government has to be involved to force the market to acquiesce to his whims.

He ran Brookfield which is the Canadian Blackrock, an organization designed to launder Canadian political objectives out from under the scrutiny of parliament using tax dollars. His wealth fund is the same idea, basically a slush fund to be used as the PM sees fit. Probably to waste pension money on pet projects.