Canada is a failed state

[The Cum Beast]

I don't buy that a plurality of Canadians voted for the Liberals after years of incompetence and a litany of scandals in 2025 out of love for king and country. Behind all the forced smiles and cheers there was nothing but hatred. Hatred for Trump, sure, but also decades of resentment towards the United States for "hogging" the spotlight that Canadians felt entitled to. Civic virtue became nothing more than cheap grace for the malice many of my fellow citizens hold towards the United States. Every policy announcement intended to throw sand in the giant's eye while we flirt with their geopolitical rival. Meanwhile, they project their worst vices and impulses on the Americans, Alberta separatists, and any poor soul that has the audacity to dissent.

I said this many times already, but Canadians have an ultranationalist mentally. This type of mindset favours emotions based decision making rather than reason. "Canada is declining? YOU ONLY THINK THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRAITOR MAPLE MAGA!" They hate Amerikkka and so called "traitors" more than they actually love Canada, which to be fair, there isn't much to love about Canada nowadays, which is why they deny the decline so hard.

Other authoritarian countries like Russia or China use the same type of propaganda "if you criticize the motherland you're a traitor!" Canada's case is more egregious however, because we're devolving to this state. While more and more Russian and Chinese people are waking up to the propaganada, Canadians are doing the opposite. Even if you move to Europe or Latinx America and not the USA, I guarantee Cuckleafs will say the same thing about them.

Frankly, it's difficult NOT to regard Canadians as evil, albeit in a more banal form than the cartoon supervillainy shown in animated series of yore. Behind every grin I see on Canadian patriot, I sense a seething hatred and behind every declaration of love for country I sense a strong to inflict harm on others. Granted, this is just my perception with the same potential for bias as any human, but I do sense that the collective shadow of Canadian society is ready to break free and when does, it can get ugly and brutal. For those Canadians who claim to be on the side of angels, I would warn them that Lucifer was an angel before the fall and look what happened to him.

If Canadians we're truly good people, they wouldn't have to say this so often. Also any country on the side of China and Iran like Canada is cannot ever be considered on the "right side of history" in my personal opinion.

Another part of my thought process regarding Canadian malice is: if they're willing to support China, a country they imprisoned and spied on Canadians, who else would they be supporting in say, a world where the axis won WW2 for example.

The same thing happened in Canada during 2025. Just about every Canadian can feel something is off, something is wrong. Something that clashes with their self identity of being superior to America and Americans. So when El Naranja made a couple jokes at Trudeau's expense and Canada's expense, they went nuts. So many Canadians could not take the blow to their ego, that this man that have been propagandized to believe was their inferior, his supporters subhuman hillbillies. Would dare throw shade was too much to bear.

It's crazy how even most right wing Amerikkkans still have a positive reception of Canadians given the vitriol Canadian ultranationalists talk about them on a daily bases, especially towards southern Amerikkkans (even though the Southern USA IS actually outpacing Canada in growth). It's basically a school bully mentality, talking bad about someone because of jealousy or to make yourself feel better.

Regardless of your opinion on J.J. McCullough. His video on Canada's anti Amerikkkan nationalism is pretty accurate. And this comment on his video really hits hard, especially on a personal level because I was bullied a lot during middle school:

I just can't support this type of mindset that many Canadians share.

You couple that with Canada being settled by the most disagreeable people in Europe, the Scotts and the French and you have a recipe for political suicide in the vain hope that it slightly inconveniences the powers down south. What passes for a Canadian would reward a decade of corruption, incompetence and graft all in order to satisfy a one sided blood feud.

I have a friend who described this pretty well when he told me why he found Carney to be so unlikeable. It's because he represents everything wrong with Canada, with his anti-amerikkkan boomer elitism and smugness.

I have another friend who talked to me about how Canada is so bad BECAUSE it's filled with Canadians and their mentality.

For reference both of the friends I'm talking about are whitey, I think people underestemate how willing some people are when it comes to wanting to leave Canada or not wanting to identify as Canadian anymore because, well modern "Canadian" indentity is super artifical anyways and the government pushed for over a decade to try and erase said identity.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Frankly, it's difficult NOT to regard Canadians as evil, albeit in a more banal form than the cartoon supervillainy shown in animated series of yore

The average Canadian isn't evil.

They're worse.

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

The best of them move to the US leaving only the middling and low IQ types to populate the country. They demand high standards, a seat at the world table and deference from other G7's but all without having to actually put in the effort to earn that. Modern Canadians walk around like they're the one who stormed Juno beach and expect other nations to treat them as such rather then the fallen, bankrupt and utter corrupt cesspit of a country they are. They walk around with that unearned sense of superiority because with your nose in the air like that, you'll never see all the dogshit your stepping in. And that's the way the Liberals like it.

Now as to the Federal stooge ruling against the petition, that was 100% expected. The Liberal fool even used the expected "muh natives" excuse. Don't get disheartened, everyone involved knew this was going to be the outcome before even the first signature was collected.

Not that the supreme court will be any different but things are still proceeding. We all knew that the first line of defence for the Liberals would be the courts and the appeal to their base by crying "what about the chugs!" to rally the support to the flag.

But they will have to tread carefully because of the Frogs, who will challenge anything that limits their own ability to play pretend separatist. And Carney needs Quebec to vote Liberal for the foreseeable future or his majority will vanish overnight.

All in all things are going as was expected. For now.

 

[The Cum Beast]

The average Canadian isn't evil.

They're worse.

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

This is why I laughed when other countries like Denmark or Hungary tried to do an "elbows up" style campaign in their elections this year. Every country would love to have their people be as blindly loyal as Canadians are, both democratic and autocratic ones. Too bad Canadians are stuck in an irrelevant shithole eh?

The best of them move to the US leaving only the middling and low IQ types to populate the country. They demand high standards, a seat at the world table and deference from other G7's but all without having to actually put in the effort to earn that. Modern Canadians walk around like they're the one who stormed Juno beach and expect other nations to treat them as such rather then the fallen, bankrupt and utter corrupt cesspit of a country they are. They walk around with that unearned sense of superiority because with your nose in the air like that, you'll never see all the dogshit your stepping in. And that's the way the Liberals like it.

Canadians wanting to join the EU is a perfect example of their hubris. They expected to be let in just because they asked, despite the long and lengthy application process that requires EVERY EU member country to agree to letting us in. Given that countries like Georgia and Turkey had their applications frozen due to democratic backsliding, the same thing would funnily enough happen to Canada. (Assuming the EU actually followed their own rules here, because they are pretty wack).

Same thing with the war of 1812, where it happened before confederation but Canadians believe it was squarely because of them that the British burned down the White House. (This example admittedly is a bit more iffy since the British in the Canadian colonies eventually did become Canada).

 

[misty556]

Made an account just to comment in this thread. Im glad you guys are all shitting on this fucking place, i have hated canada and its people and have dreamed of leaving it since i was like 14. canadians are arrogant,delusional and disgusting. the only reason i am even sane right now is because i am able to save all my money and leave to go to a better place where i can walk and live in peace and not have to deal with canadians and its creepy government. I genuinely feel sorry for any normal, smart people that are trapped here. I hope trump nukes this place.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

They're lazy, entitled, slothful, complacent and insanely narcissistic.

That reminds me that despite claims of being better educated than their American counterparts, Canadians still woefully lack a foundational knowledge of philosophy and political theory. Where Americans rely on tribalism, Canadians rely on deference to authority and the caprices of a detached bureaucracy because they prioritize comfort and conformity over all else. America appears chaotic in comparison because they value rugged individualism and not deny their aggression nearly as much as Canadians, who will be polite and friendly to your face, but will stab a friend in the back over a minor slight. Compassion is merely the moral veil Canadians use to justify their inherent cruelty and viciousness.

 

[Betonhaus]

That reminds me that despite claims of being better educated than their American counterparts, Canadians still woefully lack a foundational knowledge of philosophy and political theory. Where Americans rely on tribalism, Canadians rely on deference to authority and the caprices of a detached bureaucracy because they prioritize comfort and conformity over all else. America appears chaotic in comparison because they value rugged individualism and not deny their aggression nearly as much as Canadians, who will be polite and friendly to your face, but will stab a friend in the back over a minor slight. Compassion is merely the moral veil Canadians use to justify their inherent cruelty and viciousness.

makes it more sad how we literally replaced history class with "Social Studies" which only serves to teach us about how all of the minorities have plights that were totally not their fault.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I said this many times already, but Canadians have an ultranationalist mentally. This type of mindset favours emotions based decision making rather than reason. "Canada is declining? YOU ONLY THINK THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE A TRAITOR MAPLE MAGA!" They hate Amerikkka and so called "traitors" more than they actually love Canada, which to be fair, there isn't much to love about Canada nowadays, which is why they deny the decline so hard.

Other authoritarian countries like Russia or China use the same type of propaganda "if you criticize the motherland you're a traitor!" Canada's case is more egregious however, because we're devolving to this state. While more and more Russian and Chinese people are waking up to the propaganada, Canadians are doing the opposite. Even if you move to Europe or Latinx America and not the USA, I guarantee Cuckleafs will say the same thing about them.

Canada has/had the greatest chance (alongside Australia) of bringing back National Socialism. Hence why we were both targeted so hard with first Chink and now Jeet mass migration.

Canadians wanting to join the EU is a perfect example of their hubris. They expected to be let in just because they asked, despite the long and lengthy application process that requires EVERY EU member country to agree to letting us in. Given that countries like Georgia and Turkey had their applications frozen due to democratic backsliding, the same thing would funnily enough happen to Canada. (Assuming the EU actually followed their own rules here, because they are pretty wack).

Same thing with the war of 1812, where it happened before confederation but Canadians believe it was squarely because of them that the British burned down the White House. (This example admittedly is a bit more iffy since the British in the Canadian colonies eventually did become Canada).

Canada has more of a claim to be in the EU than Turkey and Georgia though. Especially if Canada returns to it's Angevin roots of the Red Ensign flag.

Heck Canada belongs in Eurovision more than Israel does.