Canada is a failed state

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Hey what is the current breakdown of trade between Canada and the States? If it's mostly oil and gas, then if Alberta seperates would that mean that America no longer has to play nice in trade agreements with the rest of Canada?
 
Assuming they can afford to leave. They may just become robbers and looters. Jeets in particular are used to a very poor quality of life and would be more then happy catching and eating wild rats in a post apocalyptic Birmingham with no functional sewer system or running water.
Most jeets you can just cold clock in the side of the head and they go down like a bag of shit-gremlin babbling cow shit.
 
Not really Canada-specific, but since it comes from a Canadian Reddit board it's worth the laugh. Indeed, I truly wonder why the updooters keep getting sick :story:

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Anyone else notice the sky gets dark at night?
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Anyone who thought this trade war would finally end any and all dealings with the states are retarded. Carney wanting to double non us trade never meant "total American trade death" this current trade war is gonna end one day and both sides are gonna immediately want to deal again.
Ngl I think most countries barely know Canada exists, much less see it as a form of governing to aspire to
I say this completely separate of our different political beliefs and views: You are retarded
 
Accidentally posted on the Indian thread, but meant for here:

 
I also need to add, the Canadian right-wing is so philosophically void and empty.

The reason why the America First movement is so massive now, really, is because many of its pundits are actually well-versed in the literature.

Of course they make memes, talk about pop culture, or current events, but many of them actually have a good understanding of philosophy, history, and politics.

If you don't have that philosophical, political, and historical foundation, like America First, you get something very vapid and shallow, the Canadian-right.

Canada's early European settlers were not the Mayflower pilgrims, it was the explorers sent by King Francis I of France, who laid the foundations of New France (Quebec), and the Christian faith was spread by Jesuit and Augustinian missionaries who were later martyred by the natives. King Francis I of France, by the way, had Leonardo da Vinci as his court scholar. And through this, we have François de Laval who established the oldest seat of Christianity in North America (outside of Mexico). Such a rich Canadian history that is rarely ever talked about.

This is really the wider problem here, too many Canadians have a short-sighted understanding of our history, so you get a very vapid and shallow right-wing movement.
The USA basically acts as a pressure valve for the disaffected. Ironically if the Canadian government successfully stops people from fleeing they’re more likely to face rebellion.
Monarchists are a plague. Franco should have eradicated the calvinists. Monarchniggers will look at you dead in the eye and say they want to worship royals because of muh tradition, when today's royals are white trash with money. Yeah bud, queen elizabeth was definitely gods surrogate on earth, now face the wall.
The issue with monarchists is that the vast majority of European nobility does not identity with the commoners and is ok with them being replaced by foreigners. I don’t hate monarchists but the majority of the royalty have to go, especially in the UK.
Is it too late to renounce my Canadian citizenship and flee to the US?
You have to shoot 5 communists* and eat a bacon burger. Then you’re in.

*you can subsitute up to three of the commies with 10 jeets.
 
Hey what is the current breakdown of trade between Canada and the States? If it's mostly oil and gas, then if Alberta seperates would that mean that America no longer has to play nice in trade agreements with the rest of Canada?
Per the US Trade Representative:

Most recently, in 2024, Canada was the top destination for U.S. exports and the third-largest source of U.S. imports. Canada exported over three-quarters of its goods to the United States and imported almost half of its goods from the United States.

The United States’ leading exports to Canada are vehicles, machinery, and energy products, together with over $30 billion in agricultural products, including bakery goods, cereals and pasta, fresh vegetables and fruit, and ethanol. Canada’s leading exports to the United States are energy products and vehicles, together with over $40 billion in agricultural products, including baked goods, cereals and pasta, vegetable oils, beef and beef products, processed fruit and vegetables, and fresh vegetables.

U.S. goods and services trade with Canada totaled an estimated $909.1 billion in 2024, down .5 percent ($4.8 billion) from 2023.

U.S. goods trade (exports plus imports) with Canada totaled an estimated $719.5 billion in 2025. U.S. goods exports to Canada in 2025 were $336.5 billion, down 3.8 percent ($13.4 billion) from 2024. U.S. goods imports from Canada totaled $383.0 billion in 2025, down 7.0 percent ($28.9 billion) from 2024. The U.S. goods trade deficit with Canada was $46.4 billion in 2025, a 25.1 percent decrease ($15.5 billion) over 2024.

U.S. total services trade (exports plus imports) with Canada totaled an estimated $147.3 billion in 2024. U.S. services exports to Canada in 2024 were $90.3 billion, up 4.5 percent ($3.9 billion) from 2023. U.S. services imports from Canada in 2024 were $57.0 billion, up 3.6 percent ($2.0 billion) from 2023. The U.S. services trade surplus with Canada was $33.2 billion in 2024, a 6.1 percent increase ($1.9 billion) over 2023.
 
Yes. Literally the only reason they are here is because they can make money. Once the canadian economy collapses, they will all scurry back to jeetland with whatever they where able to pillage in Canada.
This is why I want a giant wall on the northern border. To keep out the shit walkers and their many armed heathen gods.
 
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