Canada is a failed state

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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Maybe a more apt way to phrase it is that the locust will move on to the next point. They won't return to their country, but continue to a next one as "environmental migrants". Yeah few will stay, but in places with weather such as Canada, any melanated people will eventually go insane from the lack of sun.
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I hear China is starting to import browns.
 
I was in Edmonton for work over the winter. I was fucking shocked that the roads were not plowed.

I was there for a week, the main roads in the city were not plowed, the freeways were not plowed. How in the fuck is your country real????
 
The Cum Beast said:
I was thinking about the whole #resistamerikkka LARP Canadians love doing and I realized something funny. Even ignoring how Canadians want to ban guns, Canada wouldn't even allow any other piece of modern equipment like armored vehicles since they "create too much CO2" (which is why Eurocuck countries like Germany wanting to become the "guardians of democracy" is so fucking laughable).

The only way I could see Canada NOT doing this is if the Chinese order us to not keep these arbitrary restrictions. Cuz most Canadians fucking love China and the CCP and will do whatever their chink masters tell them.
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What worries me is I prediect america invading and occupying Canada because of their desire to be close to china.
Even with the cartels most Hispanic people have grown to loathe them.
As America becomes more Hispanic I really don't think they understand how the US doesn't really want China on its doorstep.
Ser Prize said:
Us deciding to spite USA by cozying up to their number 1 enemy practically insures we're getting wrangled. And we need it.
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I guess Tim Caine was a prophet of the future of pur universe in the early 1990s.
Fuckital said:
I'm just a person on the outside looking in, but as an American who's been observing Canada's behavior for the past several years, it baffles me they care so much more about the US than they do their own damn country, to the point they're willing to screw themselves over if it means getting to stick it to their southern neighbor.

I mean, just look at the election results last year. The Liberal Party had been running Canada into the ground for a decade at that point, and the one time they get an opportunity to vote them out and get someone more competent in, they choose to keep them just to spite Donald Trump. No, I'm not kidding. If you look up polls for the election, you'll see the most common reason Canadians voted for the Liberal Party was so they could fight back against Trump. TDS has the power to affect other countries' elections and make them worse.

And now you have Canadians raging over the Olympic ice hockey results, not because they lost their most iconic sport, but because they lost specifically to the US. I literally can't think of any other group of people that's obsessed with somewhere they don't live as much as Canadians are towards Americans. Not even leftists in the US are this obsessed about Ukraine and Palestine.

Honestly, with how much Canada has grown to hate the United States, I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to declare war on us. If that did happen though, I'm sure we'd beat their ass into the ground.
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At the end of the day American politics and its theater serve as a distraction from their nations issues. The CBC and liberal parties love Trump along with labour in Scotland to distract the masses from their failing rule. Even liberal media in America pushes the Acktually we're great and were not tyrannical unlike america even though they arrest more People for speech crimes in 6 months than Russia has arrested anti war protesters.
The worst thing you can tell a lot of people is the truth. People hate i mean absolutely hate being reminded they got fooled and duped.
They would rather spin an insane lie about america being morordor and le 56% white uglies while Canada becomes worse.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
You’d have about 5 minutes of people seriously thinking that Modern Canada is still “The Geneva Checklist” people before Uncle Sam slaps reality into them.

Realistically a land war with America - on their own fucking border mind you - probably wouldn’t last 24 hours, and that’s me being incredibly generous. Even ignoring that the US Army is basically just the world’s greatest logistics company, Detroit alone is probably better armed than the entire Canadian Army. Just tell them that whoever gets Carney over the border gets EBT for life or something, shit would literally be resolved in hours…
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Ignore the vast difference in military strength and Canada would still lose in short order. In a contest between military equals, the front line and the active combat zone will move back and forth. If it goes a few miles to the south, the US would be almost entirely unaffected. On the other hand a short push north would capture essentially all of Canadian industry, government and population.

Further, because even a small northward displacement captures significant resources, this is a positive feedback loop that only requires random noise to fall out of equilibrium. War is noisy.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr said:
You’d have about 5 minutes of people seriously thinking that Modern Canada is still “The Geneva Checklist” people before Uncle Sam slaps reality into them.
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There hasn't been a warcrime Canadian alive since the 50s. The US could conquer C*nada if they told Detroit to walk across the Ambassador bridge. One city outnumbers every cop and soldier in the country. Most leafs don't realize how fucked we are when it comes to military power.
 
My money is on Canada likely imploding by 2050 and then the pieces will end up just annexed into the USA.

Albertan separatism seems more like a meme with little to no chance of every happening. However the Canadian government is absurdly retarded and absurdly vindictive and petty. Instead of trying to negotiate or do some basic politicking they believe their own propaganda and cannot accept the idea of people not taking them seriously. I guarantee they are gonna start treating anyone who even mentions Alberta leaving as Nazis, attacking them with government propaganda, and arresting those who even mention. They will literally become the caricature of the Tyranny Alberta complains about.
 
PhoBingas said:
There hasn't been a warcrime Canadian alive since the 50s. The US could conquer C*nada if they told Detroit to walk across the Ambassador bridge. One city outnumbers every cop and soldier in the country. Most leafs don't realize how fucked we are when it comes to military power.
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The fat Ontario boomer mortgage man pointed out yesterday that there are 10,000 more licensed real estate agents in the GTA alone than there are members of armed forces accross Canada.

Anyone talking about how capable Canada is of war with America is literally insane and should be grounds to have someone automatically registered for MAID on the spot.
 
biggacracka said:
But they're gonna fight back with the same toy guns they want banned and sent to Ukraine, lmao. The hecking resistancerino!
The average canuck is a brain dead retard
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Yeah, most Canadians don't realize that California has more population and a higher GDP than our whole shithole of a country.

YautjaWeeb said:
The fat Ontario boomer mortgage man pointed out yesterday that there are 10,000 more licensed real estate agents in the GTA alone than there are members of armed forces accross Canada.

Anyone talking about how capable Canada is of war with America is literally insane and should be grounds to have someone automatically registered for MAID on the spot.
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Canada is fucked if the USA decided to annex us. 20 CoachCoins says it'd beat the 38 minute record of the Anglo-Zanzibar war before the American military had total capitulation.
 
Maker's Mark said:
The NHL isn't even predominantly Canadian anymore. Even our national sport is getting colonized.
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There's American teams in the CHL too
Betonhaus said:
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We're all just a bunch of cheats and losers, aren't we?
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Why do they keep bringing up the french fight? You aren't supposed to fight in the Olympics anyway so win or lose it isn't a brag
Unknown_orthodox said:
Canada is also trying to destroy is future by out right murdering still newborns and toddlers without parental consent now.

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"Just trust me bro, get angry"
 
PhoBingas said:
Canada is fucked if the USA decided to annex us. 20 CoachCoins says it'd beat the 38 minute record of the Anglo-Zanzibar war before the American military had total capitulation
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Maybe there's a universe where jeet and CCP press gangs go around abducting white Canadians off the street to throw at the front line while Ottawa says it won't surrender until every white Canadian is dead but it's still over in under an hour. Before they can even get that CBC hog into her makeup.
 
Fuckital said:
I literally can't think of any other group of people that's obsessed with somewhere they don't live as much as Canadians are towards Americans.
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This is literally the entire basis of modern Canadian identity. "At least we aren't those stupid Americans!" they shout as the country falls apart around us. I'm starting to question if Canadians have sentience at all.
 
YautjaWeeb said:
Maybe there's a universe where jeet and CCP press gangs go around abducting white Canadians off the street to throw at the front line while Ottawa says it won't surrender until every white Canadian is dead but it's still over in under an hour. Before they can even get that CBC hog into her makeup.
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I could honestly see Canada becoming the CCP's version of Taiwan if they got overthrown back home. Imagine they use leafs as cannon fodder to fend off the Americans.
TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
I'm starting to question if Canadians have sentience at all.
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Someone mentioned this a few pages ago, that you could tell that Canadians have literally nothing going on behind their eyes. When I go on walks with this idea in mind...yeah they were pretty spot on.
 
More people being upset about a hockey game over all the horrific issues in this country says everything that needs to be said. We deserved to lose and we deserve to suffah.
 
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Indian has secret meeting.
 

Canadians embracing their new post national "culture"

Also you could tell he's Cucknadian because he accusing the guy recording of "being an Amerikkkan." Canadians will 100% develop the same reputation as Chinese tourists, the rep might be worse given the propaganda about how "nice" Cucknadians are.
 
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