Canada is a failed state

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Nah, she watches this absolute faggot named MeidasTouch most of all.
One time I made the mistake of logging my youtube account onto the smartTV I was setting up for my parents, within a week my recommended feed was full of that channel. I had to block all those TDS channels, and every time a different one would show up, like a fucking hydra.
 
It's the opposite. It's in the USA's strategic interest for Alberta to be discontent within Canada, not a part of the USA. It's easier and cheaper for American corporations and conglomerates to operate in Alberta as they've always done without being responsible for the Albertans that live there.
Slight disagree, what the US wants is an independent Alberta over it remaining in Canada. Much easier forcing through US-friendly legislation via Edmonton than it is through Ottawa, especially when the American-backed environmental groups and pro-chug NGOs have done too well of late at constraining our infrastructure and resource development.

It's hilarious that simpletons like David Eby and Dougie Ford believe that they can shame and coerce Alberta separatists into backing down. Maybe we ditchbillies stopped caring about their inane posturing so have to flaunt their impotence to someone who will.
Eby is increasingly desperate for a distraction from his self-made problems which makes it all the more hilarious. He doesn't realize it will draw comparisons to France's support of Quebec separatists, and calling Quebecois traitors (even tangentially) is going to yield some entertaining skull fucking once the BQ/PQ pick up on it.
 
Alberta is based and I wish them all the best. Any boomer scum there still going "elbows up" will hopefully have be muffled by the shouts of smarter old fucks who remember NEP and Trudeau I assraping oil and gas.
Assuming their departure stands a fair chance, what's going to stop movement of bad actors into the province to subvert the plebescite or worse yet, try to get in before the door shuts (as many jeet vermin will).
 
Canada decides to ally itself with America's biggest rival out of pure hatred and then gets confused when America starts treating it as an enemy, lol.
 
I've been practically waking up every day just this month already to hearing her playing Josh Johnson/SNL/the voice or whatever that show that Whoopi's a host on is called/etc on full blast as part of her morning routine
I always wondered who the fuck still watches these shows, this explains it: Canadians
 
Nawh it wouldn't happen purely because we have that 500 pound corn-fed, burger loving gorilla to the south. If Ottawa and the provincial Cons attempted dragging their heels the US would quickly put the screws to them because it's in America's strategic interest to peel off Alberta from Canada.

For reference Brexit saw the shitshow it did in part because the US at the time wanted Britain as part of the EU and helped to undermine the post-referendum negotiations. Hard to make that succeed when even your "greatest ally" wants to kill the baby in the crib.
Hearing canadians describe america makes me really dislike canadians. This is cuck describing bull shit and I see it all the time from them
 
BQ/PQ pick up on
Tbh I could see PQ and BQ gaining MORE support because of what Fat Ford said, since he has that PC label next to him. Now everyone here knows how Ford isn't conservative in the slightest, but the BQ and PQ voters don't know this.
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This was posted on an unused scooter corral here, not sure if it's a honeypot or not but it probably is real https://www.marxist.ca/join
I saw a similar sticker near where I live as well. But my link was different: https://liberal.ca/ (it actually lead to the same website)
I can't remember a time I haven't despised Canada. From the tacky flag to the blatant lie that Canadians are nice I hate it all.
The whole "Canadians are so nice" narrative is dumb, if they really were good people, they wouldn't have to remind people of that all the time. It's like how countries who claim to be on the "right side of history" are often far from being righteous.
Hearing canadians describe america makes me really dislike canadians. This is cuck describing bull shit and I see it all the time from them
Canadians honestly have a high school bully mentality if you think about it. America is a far better neighbour than China or Russia is, and most Americans think highly of Canadians, meanwhile cucknadians have a one sided beef with the dastardly Amerikkkan. It's like being nice to a kid, and the kid talks shit behind your back, extremely childish and kinda pathetic really, but what do you expect from a nation of man children. Kinda off topic, but you could view Canada wanting to ally China under this lens as well, Canada is a lesser bully that tries to befriend the infamous local bully (China is the regional bully in the pacific) for protection.

Also a image I think a lot of you gays would find funny
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Literally though, we had like one lesson on confederation and then the rest of it was directed around chugs and the holocaust. I shit you not, my schools history curriculum on anything past the AC was either: christianity hekkin bad, wypipo oppresive n shieeet, dem aboriginals wuz gonna go to the moon but whyty came and oppressed dem n shiieeet, the holocaust, and how the murica was the bad guy against the hekkin wholesome USSR.
the more I read this thread the more I realize how lucky I was withe my Highschool history teacher, man was kind of based not just because he showed us videos of tornadoes hitting barns and the hogs inside being flung through the air but he would go on about how the native tribes where savages that would routinely, kidnap, torture and even eat each other its probably atleast in part to his class that I came to realize just how much of the natives problems a entirely self inflicted
 
Just accept that football is played with an egg shaped ball and you'll fit right in. Last I checked, the US was beating Canada at hockey.
Have you never heard of the CFL, dipshit?

Alberta is based and I wish them all the best. Any boomer scum there still going "elbows up" will hopefully have be muffled by the shouts of smarter old fucks who remember NEP and Trudeau I assraping oil and gas.
Assuming their departure stands a fair chance, what's going to stop movement of bad actors into the province to subvert the plebescite or worse yet, try to get in before the door shuts (as many jeet vermin will).
Alberta’s boomers are 90% conservatives.

People really don’t understand that, from a cultural perspective, Albertans are far more like Americans than we are like eastern Canadians.

Maple trees don’t grow on the prairies.

I remember when I was 4 or 5, asking my mom why the Canadian symbol was the maple leaf after I asked why I never saw a maple tree out here. It’s honestly a fairly strong symbol of how alienated we are, the national symbol being something that can’t be found in this province.
 
Alberta’s boomers are 90% conservatives.

People really don’t understand that, from a cultural perspective, Albertans are far more like Americans than we are like eastern Canadians.

Maple trees don’t grow on the prairies.

I remember when I was 4 or 5, asking my mom why the Canadian symbol was the maple leaf after I asked why I never saw a maple tree out here. It’s honestly a fairly strong symbol of how alienated we are, the national symbol being something that can’t be found in this province.
Every people deserve the right to self determination.
 
LMFAO, I saw my mom watching shit like "MAGA is Fascist", "Europe is stronger than America", "How Putin handed Trump the Presidency" and "The US is collapsing"


My old man hate watches CNN and loves Fox. I am one of the lucky ones. I can't express how many family members and friends of the family have left my parents house in disgust because of what my Dad said to them. My mom wanted to bitch slap my aunt a couple weeks ago because she mentioned how Carney is "sooo handsome". These people truly believe that Trump is the cause of Canada's downfall. There is no reasoning with them.
 
I was watching The China Show earlier (highly recommend it) and they described the UK and Canada cozying up to China as an ex trying to get back at you by sleeping around but catches AIDS.

I thought it was an excellent comparison.
 
Carney is "sooo handsome". These people truly believe that Trump is the cause of Canada's downfall. There is no reasoning with them.
Carney must be counting his lucky stars that the WEF gifted him an economic zone with literal human cattle as inhabitants.



Edit: I forgot that the cons had their annual convention. The only stand out speech I could find was from this guy, who managed to win a previously NDP/Lib riding.
 
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