Canada is a failed state

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Koby_Fish said:
I would correct here; Laporte was only a provincial Liberal politician in Quebec which are called MNA (Member of National Assembly). He was never a federal politician (Member of Parliament).
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Just pretend i put a second p after mp then.
Honestly thought he was a mp.
Slap47 said:
Indian says Canada should give all land back to natives
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Two can play at this game, India should give all its land back to Pakistan.
harbringer883 said:
Also, this will be what canadian athletes will wear at the upcoming paralympic games.
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Looks fine but why did they give him a coat 3 sizes too big
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
We have tons of natural resources we currently refuse to take advantage of because of Muh Chugs and “stolen” (conquered) land.
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That's honestly a interesting point, Canadians might not care about the natural resources of Canada, but other countries, like the USA and China do, especially since conflict in the world are heating up. The future of Canada is definitely interesting if nothing else.
 
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The Cum Beast said:
That's honestly a interesting point, Canadians might not care about the natural resources of Canada, but other countries, like the USA and China do, especially the world is heating up. The future of Canada is definitely interesting if nothing else.
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Why? We either become a US colony or a Chinese one with a majority jeet population
 
The Cum Beast said:
That's honestly an interesting point, Canadians might not care about the natural resources of Canada, but other countries, like the USA and China do, especially the world is heating up. The future of Canada is definitely interesting if nothing else.
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Heck I suspect most of the native grievance protests are funded by the CIA to weaken Canada and thus make us easier to annex.

Now we just need to find a way to convince Boomers that the Chugs are in fact not Elbows Up.
 
The Cum Beast said:
That's honestly a interesting point, Canadians might not care about the natural resources of Canada,
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I think most Canadian's care about natural resources in relation to our parks and the beauty in nature more than the actual monetary value said nature has as resources.
The Cum Beast said:
but other countries, like the USA and China do, especially since conflict in the world are heating up. The future of Canada is definitely interesting if nothing else.
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Most likely part of why Carney is pushing for trade worldwide and internal projects that boost our ability to use our own resources, interesting is also a great word to describe our future.
Brutality said:
Why? We either become a US colony or a Chinese one with a majority jeet population
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Yeah that fits the definition of interesting lol
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Heck I suspect most of the native grievance protests are funded by the CIA to weaken Canada and thus make us easier to annex.
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If any protest here is funded by the CIA its the alberta separation movement.
 
Campbell_Trio said:
I think most Canadian's care about natural resources in relation to our parks and the beauty in nature more than the actual monetary value said nature has as resources.

Most likely part of why Carney is pushing for trade worldwide and internal projects that boost our ability to use our own resources, interesting is also a great word to describe our future.

Yeah that fits the definition of interesting lol

If any protest here is funded by the CIA its the alberta separation movement.
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Who's side are you on?
 
Jar-Jar Fanboy said:
It's very telling about the quality of Canadian-made content that the government has to legally force platforms and broadcasters to thrust it upon us
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I can't wait for the government to try and push "Canadian alternatives" of social media or restaurants like what Russia did after their invasion of Ukraine. There could be for example, a Canadian youtube ripoff or Canadian versions of fast food places, like McJeets replacing McDonalds or something like that.
 
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Boomer gives advice.
 
Woe-B-Gon (TM) said:
They never taught me about it in school. I learned about it from my father, because he had some wild stories from the party one of the unions held.


Well, that's on point for Justin's stance of "Respect women (while giving speeches)". I guess they're consistent monsters if nothing else.
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Well when I went to school and learned that (Social Studies, either middle school or high school in the People's Republic of British Columbia), it was around 1988-92. Forget exactly when, but I think this was the same (Canadian) textboook that had a political cartoon of Pierre Elliot Trudeau as captain of a football team, with his cabinet also attired in football gear, and Rene Levesque facing him and Trudeau saying, "So you don't want to be part of the team, but you still want to play for us?"

Education's really gone to shit if whenever you were in school they didn't teach you about ANY of that.

Yeah, Justin's a monster. If that shit about what really happened at Point Grey Academy ever comes out, we're likely to be unsurprised about whatever-it-is.

WanderingWalker said:
We'll go back to foraging in the woods & reading by candlelight before possibly 'commiting a racism'
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in before they decide Whitey cannot forage in the woods, that would be racist. It would be like Sherwood fucking forest all over again.
 
Koby_Fish said:
Well when I went to school and learned that (Social Studies, either middle school or high school in the People's Republic of British Columbia), it was around 1988-92. Forget exactly when, but I think this was the same (Canadian) textboook that had a political cartoon of Pierre Elliot Trudeau as captain of a football team, with his cabinet also attired in football gear, and Rene Levesque facing him and Trudeau saying, "So you don't want to be part of the team, but you still want to play for us?"
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Damn, that was topical. My entire school education of Quebec that I can recall is that it's a place with French people who are often separatists, the capital is Quebec City and the motto is "Je me souviens", and that it used to be called Lower Canada which was shaped almost exactly like Quebec because everyone somehow missed Labrador in their mad rush to the promised land of the frigid coast of Hudson Bay.

Canadian history as I was taught goes John Cabot-Confederation-WWI-WWII-present. The country apparently did nothing else during the literal centuries of downtime. I assume I am forgetting SOME of it, but certainly not all of it. For instance, I am damned sure learned about the Family Compact from getting curious about a Stan Rogers song. My entire understanding of the October Crisis was definitely from my parents who lived through the invocation of the War Measures Act (and started a family hatred of people named Trudeau I proudly continue). I also didn't know about the Canadian battles of the Seven Years' War until my mom told me about the Plains of Abraham after she got annoyed at newspaper article talking about how Wolfe was totally taking it up the ass from several of his soldiers.

Koby_Fish said:
Education's really gone to shit if whenever you were in school they didn't teach you about ANY of that.
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It was a few years later - not many - but wrong coast. Education in the Maritimes is - as far as I could tell at the time - neither funded nor cared about. I never had a social studies school book that referred to the Berlin Wall in the past tense, because by the time we got books published after the fall it was too late for me. Social Studies had to cede ground to the new Personal Development (50% sex ed 50% self-esteem) and what was left had been split into world history and Canadian Studies which wasn't history, it was current events: Stuff like comparing Port Hawesbury to Stoney Creek and how they were managed differently, and how Canada is a "patchwork quilt" not a "melting pot". (I was like 17 and even then I could smell the bullshit.)

I did have to take a mandatory history class in high school, but my choices were literally "Prehistory to 1900" and "1900 to 1970". I suppose I would have learned a thing or two had I taken the second instead of the first because Canada didn't even exist in the curriculum of mine until like a week before the final exam - and like fuck I was taking both, I hated the teacher. I suppose that's part of it. I can only think of ONE social studies teacher I liked after about grade 6, the rest really hated their work and/or the subject matter and took it out on the class.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Heck I suspect most of the native grievance protests are funded by the CIA to weaken Canada and thus make us easier to annex.
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Brother, as notorious as the CIA is, they do not even need to waste resources to 'weaken' Canada.You literally have ur fed restricting resource mining cause "da first nations folx will cry". Its like Cali on steriods
 
babyDunk said:
Brother, as notorious as the CIA is, they do not even need to waste resources to 'weaken' Canada.You literally have ur fed restricting resource mining cause "da first nations folx will cry". Its like Cali on steriods
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All the burgers need to do is sit back and watch the liberals take power time and time again. Why even waste money on a destabilisation operation when the LPC can do that for free (at the cost of the canadian taxpayer)!
 
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