Canada is a failed state

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I don't think people really understand how much of a failed state Canada is that it's basically ran by drug cartels.
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Only Advanced level Racists can learn this power of blasting racist podcasts while keeping their head on a swivel while navigating the Ghettos.
High-level racists have to choose between becoming professional race car drivers (covert) or getting the Preferred Enemy feature against particular ancestries, Heinous Slur as a cantrip, and an Initiative bonus in encounters in urban areas. (overt)
 
There also seems to be a weird (to me) subtext that somehow Americans have an obligation to us over themselves.
The "Pro Trump" people being described are the "based" right wing doomposters salivating at the idea of being annexed (some of which are in this thread!), not actual Americans (which those people would also still never be). Any Canadian who unironically wants to become a vassal state is a cuckold and every bit a traitor as Trudeau and the LPC.
At least pretend to be an accelerationist sperg hoping for a second Luigi-ing.
 
I hate seeing Canadian plates at Costco. They buy so much shit and usually are foreign entirely. We (the US) should charge you more for buying groceries here.
 
The "Pro Trump" people being described are the "based" right wing doomposters salivating at the idea of being annexed (some of which are in this thread!), not actual Americans (which those people would also still never be). Any Canadian who unironically wants to become a vassal state is a cuckold and every bit a traitor as Trudeau and the LPC.
At least pretend to be an accelerationist sperg hoping for a second Luigi-ing.
I'm loyal to my home and my province. But Canada has deemed it a thing of disgust to tear down and destroy.
 
I did a little digging and it turns out that my favorite all dressed chips come from Georgia, not Canada. Phew.
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Has anyone considered that Trump might be a big Gordon Lightfoot fan and he wants revenge for the Edmunds Fitzgerald?
 
I am Dutch.

My country is surrounded by erstwhile friends who are sometimes enemies.

My nation learned that you better figure out a way to keep the peace with your neighbours as you do not have a fucking chance of standing up to them.

Canada is delusional if it thinks it is anything else but a captive state of the USA.

USA provides something like 70% of its export market
USA is the only real defender of Canada - heavens, Canadian Army, whatever it once was, is almost an oxymoron.
Americans and Canadians have long histories with each other as people, many have property in both countries and almost share a common language

Trump is offering to take on Canada as a group of states.

Millions around the world would kill for the opportunity to become Americans at the stroke of a pen.

Face Reality Canada. The game is over, you tried to be an independent nation and you failed - your only identity was that you were "not American"

D.
 
The "Pro Trump" people being described are the "based" right wing doomposters salivating at the idea of being annexed (some of which are in this thread!), not actual Americans (which those people would also still never be). Any Canadian who unironically wants to become a vassal state is a cuckold and every bit a traitor as Trudeau and the LPC.
At least pretend to be an accelerationist sperg hoping for a second Luigi-ing.

Vassal for USA or vassal for China, which one? Pick USA maybe you get a passport worth something.

Pick being Canadian and you'll find out why the only people more fucked than Canadians (England) have been calling Mark Carney "Mark Carnage" for the last 10 years.
 
I am Dutch.

My country is surrounded by erstwhile friends who are sometimes enemies.

My nation learned that you better figure out a way to keep the peace with your neighbours as you do not have a fucking chance of standing up to them.

Canada is delusional if it thinks it is anything else but a captive state of the USA.

USA provides something like 70% of its export market
USA is the only real defender of Canada - heavens, Canadian Army, whatever it once was, is almost an oxymoron.
Americans and Canadians have long histories with each other as people, many have property in both countries and almost share a common language

Trump is offering to take on Canada as a group of states.

Millions around the world would kill for the opportunity to become Americans at the stroke of a pen.

Face Reality Canada. The game is over, you tried to be an independent nation and you failed - your only identity was that you were "not American"

D.
So you're a 68 year old Dutchman who joined the 'laugh at retards' forum only a day ago solely to talk about Canada's problems and some US politics?
 
The "Pro Trump" people being described are the "based" right wing doomposters salivating at the idea of being annexed (some of which are in this thread!), not actual Americans (which those people would also still never be). Any Canadian who unironically wants to become a vassal state is a cuckold and every bit a traitor as Trudeau and the LPC.
At least pretend to be an accelerationist sperg hoping for a second Luigi-ing.

Our national identity is being an economic zone for Indians.

Don't preach.
 
So you're a 68 year old Dutchman who joined the 'laugh at retards' forum only a day ago solely to talk about Canada's problems and some US politics?
Ah yes, I have a Canadian wife and spend about half of my time in Canada, where I am right now. We are debating where to live...she is Mainland Chinese and prefers Canada as it is half Chinese already. I , of course, prefer the Netherlands so we compromise.

Plus I have spent many years working in the USA and Canada prior to retiring, so actually I have no fucking clue whether I am Canadian, American or Dutch - perhaps I now have the worst of all three.

I am also very aware of culture having lived all over the world, first wife Japanese, second wife Chinese. It, coupled with their attendant political systems, has been a lifelong interest of mine.

D.
 
Weird how I spent months prior looking at the same handful of usernames that have all gone quiet as the Trump brigade has decided this is now the "Canada is the 51st state" thread. There's like three bootlickers who are desperate to still fit in.

I have always been at ends with the Conservatives in the thread but watching some of you immediately drop to your knees and start sucking American dick is just sad. Why would they want you? You have no loyalty to anyone and will immediately take it up the ass from anyone ready to buy the country. Why are you running to become a plebian in the new world order? Why are you trying to live in American union subsidized housing being fed soylent created by tech bros? How can one complain about the loss of frontiership when you absolutely need the government to tell you what to do and the media to tell you what to think? Puerto Rico doesn't even have representation in Congress. Why the fuck would you rush to remove your rights, liberties, freedom and access to democracy? Niggers begging to be enslaved.

The Trump Americans can shit talk all they want - they've been doing it for almost a decade. But to sit there and dream about your extended family and children losing the right to representation so we can all live on a glorified native reservation is literally retarded and you are a traitor to any country that let's you in. At least the Trump Americans stand by something. You guys stand for nothing. Who steps into a fight and lays down immediately to their opponent? Nigger Canadians. The jeet at the Jake Paul fight had more self respect
 
So you're a 68 year old Dutchman who joined the 'laugh at retards' forum only a day ago solely to talk about Canada's problems and some US politics?

I like the Dutch. They make frens for life.

As the world undergoes a complete political/ideological re-alignment and showdown of WEF globalists vs. classic oligarchs a lot of unexpected people will find refuge in the fringes like KF.

What should they do? Discuss with the Canadians on Reddit who's hero is the guy that caused this, divided the country 100 different ways and dropped an atomic bomb of poo people onto the system to destroy it?
 
Puerto Rico doesn't even have representation in Congress.
Point of order. Puerto Rico can have representation any time it wants. But its scared to sign the contract of perpetual union with Independence being a nice thing to think about but never really do either. In the interim they don't have to pay Federal Taxes, but get all the benefits those taxes pay for like Medicare/Medicaid, defense, etc, and a US Passport to travel with.
 
Weird how I spent months prior looking at the same handful of usernames that have all gone quiet as the Trump brigade has decided this is now the "Canada is the 51st state" thread. There's like three bootlickers who are desperate to still fit in.

I have always been at ends with the Conservatives in the thread but watching some of you immediately drop to your knees and start sucking American dick is just sad. Why would they want you? You have no loyalty to anyone and will immediately take it up the ass from anyone ready to buy the country. Why are you running to become a plebian in the new world order? Why are you trying to live in American union subsidized housing being fed soylent created by tech bros? How can one complain about the loss of frontiership when you absolutely need the government to tell you what to do and the media to tell you what to think? Puerto Rico doesn't even have representation in Congress. Why the fuck would you rush to remove your rights, liberties, freedom and access to democracy? Niggers begging to be enslaved.

The Trump Americans can shit talk all they want - they've been doing it for almost a decade. But to sit there and dream about your extended family and children losing the right to representation so we can all live on a glorified native reservation is literally retarded and you are a traitor to any country that let's you in. At least the Trump Americans stand by something. You guys stand for nothing. Who steps into a fight and lays down immediately to their opponent? Nigger Canadians. The jeet at the Jake Paul fight had more self respect

You need to go walk in a typical weekend in the Toronto area in a sea of Pajeets, Blacks, Muslims, and homeless White people and then ask yourself if you're willing to die for that.

Toronto is the largest voting bloc in Canada and it basically dictates our elections, you're asking us to break our backs for Mohammed and Prabjhot? Hell no!
 
I may frequent A&N like the autistic nigger I am but I at least lurk the rest of the site between throwing my shit opinions around the chud containment zone like a feral chimpanzee.
 
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