Canada is a failed state

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harbringer883 said:
I beleive the correct term for what we are headed towards is a "anarcho-tyrannic oligarchy".
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Ironic isnt it: In order to have complete control you need to bring in a shit ton of jeets? Who came up with this master plan? Fuckin genius.

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DiscoRodeo said:
Like I'm not even exaggerating, if you leave Canada for a bit, it feels like Yeltsin entering a US supermarket at the end of the coldwar.

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People's groceries are this low? The rent is this cheap? 1/4th of your neighbors aren't Indian?
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Damn that photo brings back a ton of memories. Anyone else remember Push-Up's whole ad campaign about this moment?

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Some people say the Cold War ended with the fall of the Berlin Wall but you're right, this was the real moment it ended. It wasn't some new ICBM or advanced spy satellite that did it, it was an orange flavored frozen popsicle molded inside a cardboard tube.

God Bless America.

Of course these days I realize Yeltsin's reaction was the same reaction we all had the first time we came across a Push-Up. Its just most of us experienced that when we were kids so we forget. Yeltsin was like 60 damn years old when he discovered that not only could you eat ice cream everyday, if you weren't feeling like having another fudgeiscle you could have an orange flavored ice cream instead. Packaged into an ultra convenient container that only raw American capitalism would ever dare to create.

I'm glad he got to enjoy them at least once in his life. Winning means sharing the spoils with your former enemy sometimes.

Sorry for going off topic there. Like I said, that pic brings back a lot of old memories.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
Damn that photo brings back a ton of memories. Anyone else remember Push-Up's whole ad campaign about this moment?

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Some people say the Cold War ended with the fall of the Berlin Wall but you're right, this was the real moment it ended. It wasn't some new ICBM or advanced spy satellite that did it, it was an orange flavored frozen popsicle molded inside a cardboard tube.

God Bless America.

Of course these days I realize Yeltsin's reaction was the same reaction we all had the first time we came across a Push-Up. Its just most of us experienced that when we were kids so we forget. Yeltsin was like 60 damn years old when he discovered that not only could you eat ice cream everyday, if you weren't feeling like having another fudgeiscle you could have an orange flavored ice cream instead. Packaged into an ultra convenient container that only raw American capitalism would ever dare to create.

I'm glad he got to enjoy them at least once in his life. Winning means sharing the spoils with your former enemy sometimes.

Sorry for going off topic there. Like I said, that pic brings back a lot of old memories.
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The photo is literally me last year visiting Michigan for the day to do some cross border shopping.

The contrast of Windsor and Sarnia (or even Niagara / St. Catharines) with Michigan and Upstate NY is insane.
 
EscapeVorkuta said:
Canadians overestimate their own intelligence.
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As @Betonhaus said, Canada is culturally and intellectually incestuous like the Spanish Hapsburgs were and we've reached the Charles II stage. Our federal government is a monstrously obese behemoth of limited cognitive ability while much of the general populace has been socially engineered for maximum docility and ignorance. Le nouveau Family Compact/Chateau Clique put up the artifice of cosmopolitanism and sophistication, but are in reality a bunch of retarded bumpkins.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
As @Betonhaus said, Canada is culturally and intellectually incestuous like the Spanish Hapsburgs were and we've reached the Charles II stage. Our federal government is a monstrously obese behemoth of limited cognitive ability while much of the general populace has been socially engineered for maximum docility and ignorance. Le nouveau Family Compact/Chateau Clique put up the artifice of cosmopolitanism and sophistication, but are in reality a bunch of retarded bumpkins.
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Trust me, you have no idea just how bad it truly is. Everyday education is nothing more than a humiliation ritual for young white children. The day begins with a land acknowledgement and what follows is a curriculum packed with "BIPOC" voices and extreme feminism. The only actual Canadian that is praised in the education system is Terry Fox, whose name and legacy has been perverted to endlessly fund "cancer research". I used to be a liberal until I saw the system from the inside out roughly 15 years ago. When I realized that my taxes were basically funding the obscene lifestyles of the very people that despised me I awoke from my intellectual slumber. When someone younger asks me for advice I blatantly tell them to be creative, start your own company, buy a yacht, own multiple sports cars, fuck climate change and fuck the lowest common denominator in this country filled with people that have a crabs in a bucket mentality.

harbringer883 said:
Sholomo shekelberg didn't think that far ahead
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Their hypocrisy is just outstanding. Only they are allowed to believe in a promised ancestral home, while the rest of us have to cope with our countries being flooded with third world miscreants. What they didn't count on was their golems turning on them and revoking their 'persecution pass'. Nonetheless, the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. I hope Jews and Muslims one day eradicate each other.
 
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EscapeVorkuta said:
Their hypocrisy is just outstanding. Only they are allowed to believe in a promised ancestral home, while the rest of us have to cope with our countries being flooded with third world miscreants. What they didn't count on was their golems turning on them and revoking their 'persecution pass'. Nonetheless, the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. I hope Jews and Muslims one day eradicate each other.
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Well on the bright side, the jews own propaganda has seeped into their own society. Jewish birthrates (besides the useless eaters known as orthodox jews) are in freefall, jewish women are pretty dont want kids anymore, are overfocused on careers, like non jews, ect, jewish men cant get jewish pussy, and leftist retardation + more secularization has pretty much ensured that jewish society is on a race to the bottom. And i'm all for it.
 
harbringer883 said:
Well on the bright side, the jews own propaganda has seeped into their own society. Jewish birthrates (besides the useless eaters known as orthodox jews) are in freefall, jewish women are pretty dont want kids anymore, are overfocused on careers, like non jews, ect, jewish men cant get jewish pussy, and leftist retardation + more secularization has pretty much ensured that jewish society is on a race to the bottom. And i'm all for it.
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Even in Israel the only ones who are birthing above replacement rates are those hyper-othrodox/creepy-cult sects. And its inbreding, oh how wonderful.

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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
The photo is literally me last year visiting Michigan for the day to do some cross border shopping.

The contrast of Windsor and Sarnia (or even Niagara / St. Catharines) with Michigan and Upstate NY is insane.
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Yup we love variety when it comes to junk food. The trick is to learn as much as you can about it before you go down the ice cream aisle so you're not overwhelmed. Now most people know about ice cream in a box, the flavors and all the stuff we like to add to it. Even the Ruskies knew about this.

It was the novelty ice cream that sent him into a mold stroke. This is also what tends to stun foreigners.

Our cone technology is equally advanced. You can still go to a parlor and get scoops placed into a freshly cooked waffle cone or you can buy a decadent-as-fuck premade ice cream cone with the interior waffle enrobed in chocolate, vanilla/chocovanilla/vanilla and caramel pumped inside and then topped with more enrobed chocolate and peanuts. I could write an entire page about the variety of fillings as these are a popular novelty ice cream.
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The next big innovation was the enrobement of shaped vanilla which had a tongue depressant stuck in it. This is a variation of the classic, all-chocolate fudgsicle and the frozen pudding offerings.

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Oh and of course someone figured out you could omit the stick and people would still do horrifying, ungodly things for one if peer pressured into it:

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Then you get into the truly American stuff. You've got your ice cream sandwiches; the originals are a long shortbread-like chocolate cookie with vanilla ice cream in the middle.
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This is different from an M&M ice cream sandwich, which are chocolate-chip cookies with vanilla ice cream in the middle but the chocolate chips are reinforced with M&M candies.
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But we didn't stop there. Pop-ups, which are basically orange sherbet, is injected into cardboard tubes with a plastic plunger so you can "push up" a mouthful of ice cream every so often. This was an effort to make sherbet cool again during the "ice cream truck" wars of the 1950's. It worked well.
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A noteworthy competitor during this ice cream war was another reinvention, this a new take on the old fashion shaved ice with colorful flavoring added to it. Being the height of the Cold War and Americana there was only one color scheme truly fitting for such a creation:

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Advancements in manufacturing technology has now allowed us to make ice cream versions of already popular candy bars as well. Snickers and Twix are 2 popular novelty ice cream treats based on the original non-ice cream creations.

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But we've only just begun to explore the possibilities, theres an entire frontier of frozen confections to be invented. Take SpaceDots/Dippingdots as an example of this final frozen frontier:

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To say nothing of the many, many, many branded "character" ice creams offered over the years. These are often just other types of confection shaped and colored as popular idols characters from American media.

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Yes, its fair to say that this level of variety is overwhelming to humans, even us Americans have trouble coping with it. Hence why we're all overweight. Yeltsin actually handled himself well when he saw the massive collection of totally unnecessary ice creams offered to Americans. He should've dropped to him knees sobbing, renounced his citizenship and begged to be allowed to remain in the promise land.

(I promise I won't post anymore off-topic ice cream dissertations in this thread.)
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
So apparently interm parliamentary budget officer is saying we are going bankrupted in a year and Carney is jetting off to meeting after meeting to avoid scrutiny in the parliament.


LOL....
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When I said this yesterday...
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
There is a non-zero chance Carney is waiting for the Day of the Rake. When it arrives, he will loot the treasury (such as it is) and flee to America.
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I did not expect to be proven right so soon.
 
Betonhaus said:
What exactly will it look like when Canada goes bankrupt
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At best? Pick a Rez, it’ll probably look like that. At worst? Pick a Third World Shithole, then make it cold as fuck for 6 months.

Though speaking of a Rez, it’ll be fun to watch what happens when the Gibs dry up…
 
Probably the healthcare system and public services like mail and garbage collection will halt, people who can afford it can set up alternatives like paying a guy in the neighborhood to run to the dump once in a while

A lot of old people will die, dramatically dropping the cost of housing.
 
harbringer883 said:
Well on the bright side, the jews own propaganda has seeped into their own society. Jewish birthrates (besides the useless eaters known as orthodox jews) are in freefall, jewish women are pretty dont want kids anymore, are overfocused on careers, like non jews, ect, jewish men cant get jewish pussy, and leftist retardation + more secularization has pretty much ensured that jewish society is on a race to the bottom. And i'm all for it.
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Not just Jewish but Browns are getting pozzed faster than in a San Fran bathouse.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Ideally the Jeets fuck off, but that is unlikely.
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Doesn't Canada have some insane fucking gibs program that allows an elderly women from India to come there, qualify for gibs from the Canadian government, then move back to India and continue to collect gibs (I think it required having a relative still in Canada to have an address and handle any paperwork) and they can continue to collect canadabux indefinitely, even while not in the country for years at a time???

Yeah, if theres a shred of truth to that you guys need to shut that down TODAY.
 
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