UN Canada Decides 2019 - eh

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TODAY is the DAY that NO ONE has been talking about. Literally no one! No one cares! I've heard absolutely nothing about this! Wow!

https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/elections/federal/2019/results/
https://globalnews.ca/news/5857565/canada-election-promises-trudeau-scheer-singh-may-blanchet/
https://election.ctvnews.ca/
https://election.ctvnews.ca/polling-suggests-liberals-conservatives-in-a-deadlock-1.4647330
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/elec...-shows-just-how-divided-voters-are/ar-AAJ7jdD

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as you can see, a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of us going up against some lady. They all need many more seats than she currently has. Will she lose her seats and her socks? Only CANADA can decide this.

I don't even know how this shit works, so lets simplify the poll to: "Will Trudeau's Liberal party hold the majority?"
 
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Maxliam said:
So for our canuck fags on here, how likely is Justin going to be reelected? He seems to just be annoying and kinda faggy.
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Probably pretty high. Canada as a whole is pretty autistic and hates change. We usually keep Prime Ministers for 2 to 3 terms unless they fuck up royally, which most people don't think he did. Also the conservative government is threatening a lot of middle-class jobs and no one cares about the NDP since Jack Layton died.

I really hope the Bloc wins though so Quebec can finally separate.
 
I know its been ages since the last federal election, but I could have sworn it was a preferential ballot then and this time it's back to FPTP ballot this election. Anyone else remember this or am I losing it?
 
No Exit said:
I really hope the Bloc wins though so Quebec can finally separate
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The more I think about it the more I start to think that would be favorable.
Fuck French requirements, fuck equalization payments, fuck the undue weight they have on national politics.
They keep threatening to leave, before crawling back for government gibs.
They're like the 13/50 statistic for Jewish surrenderfrogs, and the Bloq barely even thinks of themselves as Canadian.
 
Godzilla1984 said:
I know its been ages since the last federal election, but I could have sworn it was a preferential ballot then and this time it's back to FPTP ballot this election. Anyone else remember this or am I losing it?
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Trudeau ran on switching to Ranked Choice Voting but in true NeoLiberal fashion cucked out and did nothing.
FPTP is the way to go and Ranked Choice sucks dick but he still went back on that promise.
 
BR55 said:
Trudeau ran on switching to Ranked Choice Voting but in true NeoLiberal fashion cucked out and did nothing.
FPTP is the way to go and Ranked Choice sucks dick but he still went back on that promise.
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Surprised Pikachu is my spirit animal at this revelation.
 
Justin will most likely win and if he doesn't he will be defeated by a fairly slim margin on a national vote level. But because cucknadians are parliament cucks so it could really go either way.

Best result for salt is Justin wins the nation vote just barely and the Conservative party wins the most seats.

But no matter how it goes today is one of the many days I am proud to be an American and not cucknadian.
 
Matthew216 said:
Go orange, it's unexpected.
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I voted gray since it's as exciting as I am.
Imperial Guardsman said:
Justin will most likely win and if he doesn't he will be defeated by a fairly slim margin on a national vote level. But because cucknadians are parliament cucks so it could really go either way.

Best result for salt is Justin wins the nation vote just barely and the Conservative party wins the most seats.

But no matter how it goes today is one of the many days I am proud to be an American and not cucknadian.
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Nah best case for salt is communist or people's.
 
I reckon Tredeaus Liberals will win.
The old Canada is fucked and the only thing they have to look forward to now is the eventual three way battle between the Chinese, Indians and Muslims over ownership.
 
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