UN Canada Decides 2019 - eh

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TODAY is the DAY that NO ONE has been talking about. Literally no one! No one cares! I've heard absolutely nothing about this! Wow!

https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/elections/federal/2019/results/
https://globalnews.ca/news/5857565/canada-election-promises-trudeau-scheer-singh-may-blanchet/
https://election.ctvnews.ca/
https://election.ctvnews.ca/polling-suggests-liberals-conservatives-in-a-deadlock-1.4647330
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/elec...-shows-just-how-divided-voters-are/ar-AAJ7jdD

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as you can see, a bunch of guys no one has ever heard of us going up against some lady. They all need many more seats than she currently has. Will she lose her seats and her socks? Only CANADA can decide this.

I don't even know how this shit works, so lets simplify the poll to: "Will Trudeau's Liberal party hold the majority?"
 
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I'll say yes, because Canada is a post-British, post-Christian, post-masculine wasteland beyond salvation.

Their Messiah Jesus H. Peterson stared into the abyss and became a Clonazepam junkie.
 
According to the amalgamated polls, odds are he'll form a minority government. So they'll probably need to court the far left or the right to actually pass legislation.

Minority governments are typically good because they force parties to compromise or get fucked, but if he starts courting the further left parties we'll likely get more stupid shit.
 
That guy in the top right!? Are they really letting Justin Trudeau run a second campaign in his minority cosplay alter ego to accrue more votes?
 
TODAY is the DAY that NO ONE has been talking about. Literally no one! No one cares! I've heard absolutely nothing about this! Wow!
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I don't care and I have to figure out who to vote for.

I'm still not sure which Liberal colour I prefer, blue, red or orange.
 
Zodiax said:
According to the amalgamated polls, odds are he'll form a minority government. So they'll probably need to court the far left or the right to actually pass legislation.

Minority governments are typically good because they force parties to compromise or get fucked, but if he starts courting the further left parties we'll likely get more stupid shit.
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Minority government is the most likely tbh. I think BNL had his party leading yesterday by 0.1% of the vote. We know that polls can be notoriously unreliable, so it could be that.

Question is, are Justin Trudeau supporters fine with supporting a white male who blacks and browns up while touting the same lines about racial and sexual diversity?
 
Slimy Time said:
Minority government is the most likely tbh. I think BNL had his party leading yesterday by 0.1% of the vote. We know that polls can be notoriously unreliable, so it could be that.

Question is, are Justin Trudeau supporters fine with supporting a white male who blacks and browns up while touting the same lines about racial and sexual diversity?
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The problem many (traditionally liberal) voters end up with is that they find the conservatives to be too far right for them, but everyone other than the libs to be waaaay too far left.

They're stuck with what they consider a centrist choice, no matter how shit it is.
 
Zodiax said:
The problem many (traditionally liberal) voters end up with is that they find the conservatives to be too far right for them, but everyone other than the libs to be waaaay too far left.

They're stuck with what they consider a centrist choice, no matter how shit it is.
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How are they too far right? I don't know too much about them, but it's Canada, they aren't exactly putting up a Donald Trump styled candidate who makes inflaming comments like "ban all muslims" or something like that. They can't be anything but centre right on a lot of issues.
 
Slimy Time said:
How are they too far right? I don't know too much about them, but it's Canada, they aren't exactly putting up a Donald Trump styled candidate who makes inflaming comments like "ban all muslims" or something like that. They can't be anything but centre right on a lot of issues.
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They're considered by the left here to be too far right, not that they're really far right.
In Ontario, Doug Ford's cuts have caused a lot of uproar and the ties between the federal and provincial conservatives were strong during Ford's campaign.
The conservatives are stronger out west in oil country and are actually ahead of the libs on the west coast (which is a little surprising given how BC is like California at times), but Ontario and Quebec were soured to them.
And those are the provinces with the highest populations.
 
With 4 more years of Trudeau this will finally become reality.

Americas time as a superpower is over. Liberalism über alles.


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