Can we write a coherent haiku? - it’s only 3 lines surely you can’t fuck that up

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Jewthulhu]

Fuck niggers

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

and journalists get fucked too

 

[Childe]

You are all stupid.

 

[AprilRains]

None of these rhyme so they can't be poetry.

A rhyming haiku?
Such a thing would never do!
I'll leave it to you.

 

[Big Ruski]

That's Right, I'm Sokka
It's Pronounced With An 'Okka,'
Young Ladies, I Rocked Ya!

*Proceeds to get tossed off from QnA*

 

[Friendly Futa]

Nigger Nigger Kike
Nigger Nigger Nigger Kike
Kike Nigger Nigger

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The Sun flares the sky!
Internet goes out today!
Feel the coming rage!

 

[Childe]

We cannot do this.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

piss shit and cum my own pant

 

[Fucky Chucky]

Bottom labia
Must always pay lip service
It tastes like lady

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Writing a Haiku?
For real, how hard could it be?
(Pretty hard, in fact.)

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

When you rub your dick,

you might find a discharge that

winds up on the floor

 

[Childe]

You guys arent following the rules

 

[AprilRains]

"it’s only 3 lines
surely you can’t fuck that up"
...huh, well, look at that

 

[Jason Wynn]

Byuu is still alive
Dear Feeder is innocent
Trannies always lie

 

[Liber Pater]

Normies get out, reee
Get off of this fucking board
I hate normalfags

 

[Gypsy-Woman]

I need somebody to do my household , clean my toilet , shine my shoes , take out the trash and rub my feet . Hey Niggers get here now you coons or slavery for niggers will return .

 

[King Fructose]

Haikus are gay fags
Haikus are homosexuals
They are fucking gay

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Computer over?
Virus equals very yes?
That's not a good prize!