Can we write a coherent haiku? - it’s only 3 lines surely you can’t fuck that up

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Hellspawn]

A haiku challenge?
You must be pretty stupid
To run out of syl...

 

[IKOL]

I need somebody to do my household , clean my toilet , shine my shoes , take out the trash and rub my feet . Hey Niggers get here now you coons or slavery for niggers will return .

opening registration back was a huge mistake.

NULL, YOU KEEP DOOMING THE QUALITY OF CONTENT TO BECOME INSUFFQUALITY

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My entry:
War in Ukraine
Threadban for bullshit reasons
Smells like baby fart.

 

[Cyclonus]

I despise haikus.
I have to count syllables.
Fuck the Japanese.

 

[AprilRains]

May all of you die
With a turd upon your lips
All hail Korrok

 

[Cyclonus]

Not a real poem.
No, It doesn't even rhyme.
I hate this artform.

 

[Uncle Phil]

I won't call you "she".
You'll never be a woman.
Forty-one yourself.

 

[Cyclonus]

Chris Chan fucked his mum.
Abuse of a dazed elder.
Fucking funny though.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Syllables enough
But no seasonal trope there —
Senryū, not haiku

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Liberals must GROOOOOM!
for how else to coom?
To molest's their boon!

 

[Amphotericin B]

The internet kills
Chained to a signal and charge
Uncle Ted was right