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- Apr 17, 2020
Lately I have been more bored than usual and found myself watching clips of the 2000's-2010's television show "Shark Tank" on youtube. I have made it through the show all the way, enjoying QUEEN OF THE MILFS Lori Greiner the whole time, and I have finally made it on to "Dragon's Den", which is the UK version of this show.
I have only been watching DD for a few days now and already I can feel a seething, white hot hatred for the British - far more intense than my usual disdain - slowly bubbling up over the edges of my heart and mind like some kind of tainted, repulsive broth.
Can a kiwifriend from the UK please enter the thread and say something fun or redeeming, so that I am reminded that you all aren't insufferable Cock-Smoking Individuals who gobble up every last ounce of your terrible, terrible government's rampant tomcuckery? In the bottom of my shriveled and blackened little cat's heart, I know this to be true: There's the "lads" (that's what you say, right?) from Monty Python; Matthew Holness, Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry from Garth Marenghi; David Firth and his friend Devvo and MANY other Britishers that I love and admire as much as possible. But I really just need a Friend from the kiwifarm.com website to remind me in real time and just, you know, get me back on the right track.
Your Texas Friend,
Cats
P.S., I am so sorry that major parts of your country have been passively invaded with resounding success by Brown People, and that you live within the crushing grip of a nigh-dystopian Nanny State which attempts to stomp out every last remaining ounce of testosterone, fighting spirit, and empowerment of yourselves as individuals by treating you like literal fucking toddlers who can't be trusted or permitted to do anything of your own volition without asking permission first, requiring heavy licensure, or the thing you want to do just being flat out illegal...especially things like the basic human right of saying what you like, defending yourselves, running a personal business, or having in your possession any number of standard household tools and/or implements. I am sorry this invasion and repression leads to horrible things like acid-in-the-face attacks or being horribly mutilated in the streets by a knife-wielding Brown Lunatic while your fellow citizens stand around and film it on their mobile devices.
I have only been watching DD for a few days now and already I can feel a seething, white hot hatred for the British - far more intense than my usual disdain - slowly bubbling up over the edges of my heart and mind like some kind of tainted, repulsive broth.
Can a kiwifriend from the UK please enter the thread and say something fun or redeeming, so that I am reminded that you all aren't insufferable Cock-Smoking Individuals who gobble up every last ounce of your terrible, terrible government's rampant tomcuckery? In the bottom of my shriveled and blackened little cat's heart, I know this to be true: There's the "lads" (that's what you say, right?) from Monty Python; Matthew Holness, Richard Ayoade and Matt Berry from Garth Marenghi; David Firth and his friend Devvo and MANY other Britishers that I love and admire as much as possible. But I really just need a Friend from the kiwifarm.com website to remind me in real time and just, you know, get me back on the right track.
Your Texas Friend,
Cats
P.S., I am so sorry that major parts of your country have been passively invaded with resounding success by Brown People, and that you live within the crushing grip of a nigh-dystopian Nanny State which attempts to stomp out every last remaining ounce of testosterone, fighting spirit, and empowerment of yourselves as individuals by treating you like literal fucking toddlers who can't be trusted or permitted to do anything of your own volition without asking permission first, requiring heavy licensure, or the thing you want to do just being flat out illegal...especially things like the basic human right of saying what you like, defending yourselves, running a personal business, or having in your possession any number of standard household tools and/or implements. I am sorry this invasion and repression leads to horrible things like acid-in-the-face attacks or being horribly mutilated in the streets by a knife-wielding Brown Lunatic while your fellow citizens stand around and film it on their mobile devices.
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