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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I see nothing wrong with what was done. Elected officials are worthless trash and they deserve everything they get.

I agree, but on the other hand the neighbor is an asshole trying to use it for political gain, and blatantly lying about his motivation.

I guarantee that if the political opinions were reversed the Guardian would have downplayed it.
 
I see nothing wrong with what was done. Elected officials are worthless trash and they deserve everything they get.
But should arguing with your significant other have any effect on your ability to be a politician? Are lovers' spat really of public interest in relation to policy? More likely, it's just a way for easy news revenue and cheap political points.
 
Five years later, Lieven argued in court that Northern Ireland’s abortion laws were a violation of the United Kingdom’s Human Rights Act.

In 2017, she said that Northern Ireland’s abortion laws were akin to torture and were discriminatory.
Huh, weird. Forcing a woman to have an abortion at 22 months sounds a lot like torture to me.
Sometimes in ancient times, conquerers cut open the stomaches of pregnant women to kill their children, and either killed the woman afterward or kept her alive as a slave. I don't know, maybe that still happens in Britain, so the culture is different? There sure are still a lot of Muslims there. They're quite in-tune with their ancient history, afterall.
Either way, I'm definitely sure The State knows what they're doing. I sure do love having everything answered for me by judges without having to think TOO much about it. Oh well. Back to my tea and crumpets!


/sneed aside, massive TL;DR incoming. As someone who aspires to law enforcement, and with a couple well-cited papers on the personal agency and decisionmaking of "lesser creatures" under my belt, I'm not quite pleased with this.

First of all I want to see this supposed "Evidence" these doctor fucks have that this woman would suffer more from giving birth than having an abortion. Has she given birth before? Has she had an abortion before? Because if the answer is "NO" to either of them, they're making bullshit assumptions because they just don't want to have to deal with a tard having a baby.
Psychiatrists aren't magicians. They can't peep into a person's mind's-eye and predict exactly what they're going to do or how they would react to certain stressors, and they fuck up nigh-constantly, especially with older special needs people (16+ years). We all know the story of that one psychopath who did that "guided communication" thing with some tard and ended up raping him.
This is basically the same thing. Making assumptions on behalf of people they feel they have control of, and they feel they have authority over, because "well, I'm his/her DOCTOR, so OF COURSE I know what's more or less stressful and what he/she wants". The truth is they don't. They have somewhat educated guesses, and most of the time, these fuck up really badly and have to be reconsidered on the spot for the wellbeing of the person. And about the definition of "wellbeing" being cared for by a doctor...

These egomaniacs of "doctors" have to learn that, when it comes to the wellbeing of special needs people with little or no chance for recovery, or people with outright brain deformations, they're not there to morally bastion them through life like they're Moses bringing the poor slaves and Jews through the Red Sea and leading them to Paradise. They're there to make sure the tard doesn't seriously hurt themselves or someone else. PERIOD. That's all that it means to make decisions for another, mentally challenged human being. To let them do what they want as safely as possible insofar that they make their own decisions, and then let them the fuck alone.
Although it's never really thought of or brought up, this is probably why things like the Hartley Hooligans disturb and rile up such immense discomfort and hate. Because their crazy bitch of a mother is doing this exact same thing: going, "Oh, I KNOW my GIRLS, and they LOOOVE nailpolish", when really they don't love anything and she's just making wild assumptions based on 10% "evidence" and 90% her own observations, that become more and more warped and egocentric over time. Eventually her little pet theories about what her girls "personalities" became self-proving as she could just go "well she's been like this for her WHOOOLE life, I would know, I'm her mother!" Every single person with munchausen's or munchausen's by proxy does the exact same thing. They just have to find an "accredited doctor" who believes the same fallacy.
Or, in this case, the doctor has to find the "judge" who believes the same fallacy.

This is probably why this case only came about 20-some weeks into the pregnancy. The girl is raped (either raped wholly nonconsensually, or goes and has sex with a man despite her mental deficiencies), the staff find out, and they don't know what to do. A tard can't have a baby! But none of the staff have ever actually had to deal with a tard having a baby and wanting to KEEP it. All the stories and all the things they've heard have probably either been about rape where the special needs person and their family didn't want the baby, so it's smoothly aborted, or cases of a special needs person desperately wanting a baby but not being allowed to by medical staff and usually given some kind of doll instead. And so in their heads, the idea of a tard actually managing to have a baby is an automatic loss condition.
And so they start "collating evidence". They start interpretting any slightly weird things that she does even vaguely related to babies or pregnancy as "proof" that she wouldn't be able to take care of the child, so it should be aborted!
Grandmother steps in. She agrees her daughter isn't fit to care for a baby. Then the midwife, childrearer grandmother, says "no, it's alright. I would care for the baby".
But at this point, the doctors have dug themselves neck-deep into this idea that the woman coming to term would be unacceptable and inhumane no matter what; they can't have this proven wrong, or else all this evidence was pointless, and their intuitions as doctors are all wrong. So they shift it. They start reinterpretting.
"Oh, did we say she wouldn't be able to care for the baby? Well, that's true! But also, she couldn't... give birth! Yeah, that's right. She can't give birth. See? Isn't she just so exceptional that giving birth and having her baby go safely into the arms of her mother would be TORTUROUS and would lead her into PSYCHOSIS? Well, I would know, I'm her doctor!
So it's definitely just easier--uh, I mean, healthier--to force her to have an abortion. That would definitely be significantly less damaging, after all, none of my "evidence" says that she would have equal if not more psychological trauma from getting an abortion. Aren't I right, Judge?"

The truth is that they don't have evidence that the woman would be severely damaged emotionally or psychologically by giving birth; they just don't have evidence that it wouldn't turn out badly, and all of their predisposed bias about this is that tards having kids is a horrible, horrible thing to completely avoid at all costs, no matter the cost. Even if that cost is what little human agency this poor woman has.

A couple more things. So how exceptional is "medium severe"? Is that like fucking medium rare steak or something? Putting "severe" in there sure does make it sound better that they want to rip from her hands any kind of human bodily liberty that she still has, in order to make her a complete slave to The State.
It's very easy for people to fall into the slippery slope of "how special is too special". For example, most people with cerebral palsy are totally capable of simple jobs, and can have normal yet unfulfilling lives, but it's a common assumption to think that they're all 10 IQ diaper-shitting maniacs who regularly accidentally kill cats by strangulation trying to hug them. They're preying on this idea that all mentally delayed people are completely incapable of critical bodily autonomy, regardless of the level of their illness, in order to medically assault someone with the court's stamp of approval.
For all we know, this woman is just your average smoothbrain with a fucked up face who rings people up at Tesco, just as well she could be some bed-ridden microcephalic with no legs who screams and babbles like a baby. Afterall, the judge won't release her identity. Convenient, huh?

Also, love that the judge dismisses the baby as "not real". Saying that, if the woman actually delivers the baby, it will "become real" to her, as if she doesn't consider herself to be carrying, you know, a human child. Very blatantly this judge is projecting her fucky legalese ideas of what constitutes as a "real" baby onto this mentally challenged woman with nowhere near the same concept of what "makes a human" as some dumbshit liberal abortionist judge.
I love abortion, I think abortions should be allowed and encouraged in cases where the child couldn't have a guarenteed quality of life, but holy fuck. Accepting that a foetus isn't the same as a living human child is a difficult thing philosophically and intellectually. It's ingrained in human nature to protect a pregnant woman and her unborn child as if the baby were a living, breathing human, because if we didn't do that, our species would be extinct. You have to set aside or completely give up a piece of your inherent biological coding as a human being and think solely intellectually, with no feelings whatsoever involved, in order to see that your emotional, very human interpretation of a foetus isn't the same as what it physically constitutes and what really gives a human life indiscretionable value. But it's a worthwhile philosophy to consider, no matter how difficult it might be to grapple with, no matter what side of the fence you come out on, in a world where there's already 7 billion people, and so many children already who don't have parents.

PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT ISN'T SOMETHING SOMEONE WITH AN INTELLECTUAL DISABILITY CAN REALLY GRAPPLE WITH.
Pretty sure that woman sees her pregnancy as A HUMAN BABY that SHE'S CARRYING. Pretty sure some doctors leading her into a room, shoving scary tools that she doesn't recognize up her genitals, and taking out THUS KILLING HER BABY would fuck her up A LOT more than having her baby, and just not being able to see it too much. It would take a very, very extreme level of disability for me to genuinely buy that this woman would be viciously, irreperably traumatized, and completely psychologically ruined, by the very thing that human bodies and minds are physiologically designed to do: having children.

Fuck these doctors, fuck these nurses, fuck this judge, and fuck the UK. Every country on Earth is fucked in their own special way, but at least the American government doesn't have a legal precedent to medically assault disabled people.
 
Forcing a woman to have an abortion at 22 months sounds a lot like torture to me.
Yeah, that'd be pretty bad.

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This is probably why this case only came about 20-some weeks into the pregnancy. The girl is raped (either raped wholly nonconsensually, or goes and has sex with a man despite her mental deficiencies), the staff find out, and they don't know what to do. A tard can't have a baby! But none of the staff have ever actually had to deal with a tard having a baby and wanting to KEEP it.

Assuming this story is accurate....
It's far more likely they just recently discovered the pregnancy. I highly doubt they've been sitting around for months just trying to collect evidence to force this woman into having an abortion. Discovering pregnancies this late, especially in patients with limited insight into their own bodies, is not that rare.


The truth is that they don't have evidence that the woman would be severely damaged emotionally or psychologically by giving birth; they just don't have evidence that it wouldn't turn out badly, and all of their predisposed bias about this is that tards having kids is a horrible, horrible thing to completely avoid at all costs, no matter the cost.

I want to preface this by saying... ( ;) ) that I don't support this whatsoever. But they kind of do have evidence if the story is correct. They say the girl has a mood disorder, up to 54% of women who have postpartum psychiatric issues have some form of a mood disorder. Postpartum psychosis in particular is often seen in new mothers with mood disorders, they didn't just pull that out of their ass. Is that justification to order this woman to have an abortion? in my opinion, no but it seems like this needed some context.

I agree, if this is true, it's wrong but you need to lol calm down, because you're making a lot of assumptions when none of the facts are out yet.
 
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liberals secretly recording Facebook employees admitting that they shadowban conservatives it's not okay because it destroys our narrative.
Also liberals secretly recording your next door neighbor the score cheap political points is totally okay cuz we are on the right side of History.
Man I can't stand hypocrites
 
But you see, it's not just about her baby. It's about people with impaired disabiliies rights that are wards of the state. What if a judge ordered an amputation on a disabled person's leg with a doctor's say so and there is no second opinion for other treatments? People with disabilities should have a bill of rights that the state/country has to respect. A doctor looking to make kickbacks on surgeries could diagnose many disabled people's legs bad and in need of an amputation all because the disabled patients don't "know" to protest. It goes both ways with consent.
The woman had been pregnant for 22 weeks, she knows she's pregnant and has gotten used to the idea. To abort it now could traumatize her.
 
That's a nice false equivaloency you have set up to try to defend your shithole country. Ah, if we let this person have a choice we are "forcing" her. Leave it to a dumbass britfag to try to manipulate language as opposed to actually coming up with an argument.



Still seems like a good way to test and do research and help children in future cases. I mean, they raised their own money, they have someone to care for the child, and they went to another country to have it done. How does this bother you guys and your commie healthcare system again?




And I see the appeal to the authority is quite strong with you. BUT MUH GOVERNMENT SAYS SO! Lol It never ceases to amaze me how goddamn cucked you guys are to your government.




See study: The entire UK governments policy on muslims for the past 20-30 years.


I mean I guess it's a pretty sweet deal for you to keep sucking that government tit. Free healthcare and you're too much of autist to have to worry about having a child for the muslims to rape? Fuck it.

I hope you enjoy your local soccer riot while your country slowly crumbles around you. You stupid fuck.

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False equivalency? The point is that she didn't have mental capacity to make that decision for herself. Try again. I appreciate that you may have to think for yourself over and above NPC style "britbongs cucked" and thus risk an aneurysm, but at least try.
 
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