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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Well that's good. Thoughts?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
 
She'll go down as the only modern era British PM to be worse than Neville Chamberlain

Chamberlain gets an undeserved bad rap.

At least he didn't practically give away our jet designs to the Soviets, allowing them to be used to kill US and UK pilots during the korean war.
 
All hail Boris!

I don't care if I already celebrated this in the Brexit thread, her crying was funny as fuck.
 
Now is the time for Sargon of Akkad to strike.

More seriously, hopefully we can get a less cucked leader for Britain.
 
As an American I'll be happy if you Brits can get out from under the rule of a bunch of tyrannical cunts and finally declare independence.

Speaking from experience
 
I don't know anything about British politics but wouldn't this time be ripe for Nigel Farrage to take a shot at getting the PM position since he's party is doing well in the polls and he's public perception seems good?
 
I don't know anything about British politics but wouldn't this time be ripe for Nigel Farrage to take a shot at getting the PM position since he's party is doing well in the polls and he's public perception seems good?

At other places on the internet, Boris Johnson is currently the front-runner, which will be amazing for the pro-Brexit crowd.

Please make this happen, britbongs.
 
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It's a Tory leadership contest, not a general election.
 
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So, yeah, I don't hate her. Thank you for your service, Mrs. May. I wish you all the best in the future. Sincerely.
 
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She is the worst of "ban everything Britain" and I am glad to see her go.
 
She is the worst of "ban everything Britain" and I am glad to see her go.
That's her legacy excluding the complete fuck up and betrayal of Brexit. Get a fapping loisance, it's bad for kids. Ban sugar, it's bad for kids. Ban Tyler the Creator from entering the country, he's a bad influence. She was the absolute worse of the nanny state we could get without going full commie.
 
"You can only deliver Brexit if you believe in Brexit."

That should have been the warning sign. Because she clearly didn't believe in Brexit, given how she and her cunt-faced arseweasel of an aide Olly Robbins (now there's a man who deserves bowel cancer so he dies shitting blood) did an end run around the Brexit Department (who were aiming for Canada Plus, to which the EU was receptive) to try and turn us into a colony.

Can't say she'll be badly missed. But then again, most of the candidates lining up to replace her are either nonentities or just as incompetent.
 
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