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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

He really is the pure personification of everything that has been wrong with government in all western nations for the last 30 years. We have our own share of swamp creatures here in the USA, but thankfully they have either been fished out or have sunk really deep into the mud.

Sorry that you feel that way. All western politics is infected with swamp creatures.
They're easily identified though, they all refuse to eat pork.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Maybe they should have a No. 10 terrier. That'll get a rat.

They want a pack of twatterpatterdale terriers (after they get rid of all the poison). Those fiesty lil buggers’ll sort the rat problem out. Too bad they can’t sort out the human sized rats.

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Demontfort University student who was stabbed has been named as "Khaleed Oladipo, 20".
The 18 year old "man" hasn't been named. Remember when the media said they were going to be more transparent with releasing the names of non white offenders? Hahahaha my sides.

Boy, 15, arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after teacher injured at school

"The teacher's injury is not a stab injury. A lockdown was implemented but has now been lifted," he said.

What an odd thing to say.

 

[Stupor Mundi]

but thankfully they have either been fished out or have sunk really deep into the mud.

Yeah, sure.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Yeah, sure.

We gotta a few. Like Bolton. The rest are hiding in the mud as I said hoping the Democrats get back into power. I am sure they will slither out if that does happen.

 

[Scale Smerch]

It's very funny watching this from across the pond how much this scandal is starting to emulate Trudeau's fall from grace. You've got horrendous polling, a PM everyone knows is finished yet having enough advisory support to retain delusions of survival, and every backbencher waiting for the signal to finally bring out the knives. You will need a cabinet resignation to finally bring this to a head as that will be the surest sign Starmer has lost caucus confidence.

What's equally hilarious is knowing Labour has no one to replace Starmer that will right the ship. There's no milquetoast neoliberal Carney equivalent, no comparison to the Trump fear/smugness permeating Canada's urban psyche to fall back on for juicing voter support. The last few years of this government will be a slow rolling trainwreck ending in an ignominious march out to the back of the shed.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

God all mighty, Keir really is a smug cunt. Oh I was lied to. Yes you were, by someone with a history of lying who has proven themselves to be untrustworthy.

The worst thing about it was his smug apology where he reiterated the victims of the Epstein scandal which basically tried to turn his own scandal into a "Why are you reporting on this, you're hurting the poor raped kids" counter.

He's so fucking done that it's genuinely hilarious watching him just walk out pretending that this will blow over in a week, getting more and more angry and manipulative.

The best thing is, the fucker has basically killed the entire Labour party through his actions. He's outright refused to allow anyone to gain popularity within the party to protect himself which means that now he's very clearly done, there's nobody at all to replace him. I'm not even a fan of Burnham but surely having a notable Labour MP in power is better than NOT having a notable MP in power.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Archive it? That sort of stuff disappears.

Starmer was a representative of the National Council of Civil Liberties (NCCL) in the late 80s which was affiliated with the Pedophile Information Exchange (PIE) until 1983 when it was expelled.

I don't think Starmer was involved with PIE but Harriet Harmon was a part of NCCL back when she campaigned for Labour.

Here is a video of a young Starmer:

Here is an article about PIE: https://ukreloaded.com/paedophile-i...ary-explores-a-list-of-more-than-300-members/

 

[femboy fart huffer]

For posterity.

The most delusional part about this was the woman saying that labour are about to win in a 'landslide' as if anyone actually voted. Hardly a landslide it was just a pebble being slowly washed down the gutter by a gentle trickle of some drunk guy's piss. Glad to see that all the private schooling and all that shit didn't go to waste. Either scholarships are being given to absolute retards who are too thick to even work in a coal mine or actually Horrible Histories was a phd level education.

there are more niches than ever among Gen Z.

I think the best way to explain it is by saying that the amount of people that are earnestly and fully interested in a hobby or fandom has doubled but the people who will leave after a few weeks has gone up by 10x. There's a lot more people in niche shit but there's an even bigger amount that get bored and leave incredibly quickly.

basically said British people cannot be native and their ideals for nationalism are deeply racist.

Well I'll just adopt the ideals of the people coming here then. I am a muslim now. As a muslim I fucking hate faggots that bum slavic kids.

What an odd thing to say.

Could be a hammer or something like that.

999, I would like to report a gang rape, please.

He reminds me of quite a few to catch a predator paedophiles. He regrets appointing him and he wouldn't have done it if he knew and he was lied to. He didn't appologise or say it was wrong. He doesn't say sorry for appointing a paedophile. Just that he regrets doing it. He regrets doing it because he does not want to deal with the backlash, if he felt bad then he would be sorry not regretful. He palms it off as he was lied to and therefore it's fine. It reminds me a hell of a lot of those paedophiles who say that they are not paedophiles because they were lied to and the decoy wasn't a 13 year old kid. They want to push all the responsibility off of themselves, by saying that they were lied to then they can push the blame onto that bad act. Instead of taking responsibility for it. He did a bad thing to me which means literally nothing I did is also bad type thinking.

'No one wants to see these deciepts in public life' (5:20) Nigger you are fucking retarded. People are not pissed off at you because someone lied to you. They do not give a shit about the lies. That's standard for politics. They are pissed off because he fucking rapes children. Things like this idk man if it comes out those '18' year old Eastern European twinks were not then I would be unsurprised going by this. He keeps going back to it, he is more annoyed about being lied to than the whole paedophile thing. He keeps banging on about being lied to. Yea, someone can tell you a lie, that does not mean you should believe it 100% as soon as it's said. You have a duty to verify and check things including making sure you are not being lied to. The fact that he keeps going on about how he was lied to makes him look even worse because he is just constantly reiterating that he did 0 checking and is a gullible retard.

It's just leaving me with more questions than anything. Is there literally no one that checks things? Is there not a part of the government that looks at the candidates and goes yea not that one? Did keir really not run any of what he was told by another person? Does the government just have literally 0 people of critical thought?

He just straight up admits that he is pissed off that people care more about a child rapist than his faggy bullshit schemes. Insane.

He says 'to be British is to be tolerant, reasonable, compassionate, and diverse'? To be British is to be diverse? To be British is to be British? To be diverse is to include non Brits? To be British is to be not British? It's just more gaslighting. No being British is not about tolerance or any of that bullshit. To be British is to 'reason' with these sorts of people with a cannon and a pitchfork. To be British is to stand in solidarity against treasonous scum that try to dictate how you should live. He literally says that 'Every minute we spend not talking and focusing on that is an absolute minute wasted.' Jesus fuck. Yea we should care more about people saying that seeing the English flag in England makes them upset than the literal paedophile. I don't think he once said in this video that epstien was a bad person and raping kids is wrong. The most he can do is say he understands and feels angry too? He doesn't talk about what the problem was or why mandelson was a bad guy or anything beyond the fact he lied. He is very conveniently passing over and not mentioning the whole child rape thing.

Glad to be able to watch 2026's prince william interview with my favourite sausage munching racists.

 

[SIMIΔN]

What an odd thing to say.

Slashing isn't stabbing.

the fucker has basically killed the entire Labour party through his actions.

Don't be so optimistic. The Australian Liberals were predicted to lose in 2015, they changed leader and somehow won the election.

The Palace of Westminster has a huge rat problem (and rodents as well.) . It’s so bad that it’s deemed an unsuitable environment for cats.

I see what you did there. Also, isn't there supposed to be a resident No. 10 cat? If it's an unsuitable environment for them did that change? Maybe they should have a No. 10 terrier. That'll get a rat.

I think its so cruel to keep lions and tigers in such small enclosures. The houses of parliament are far more spacious.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Could be a hammer or something like that.

Yes it could, but why highlight what it wasn't? This isn't Cluedo.

Slashing isn't stabbing.

Great minds think alike, brother. My first thought was "is this newspeak for slashing and it's still knife attack?"

 

[Stupor Mundi]

We gotta a few. Like Bolton. The rest are hiding in the mud as I said hoping the Democrats get back into power. I am sure they will slither out if that does happen.

The rot starts with your own president, migger. That slimy pedophilic cunt Mandelson was chosen as ambassador because of his ties to Trump, after all.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Trump now supports the Chagos deal and has eased up on the anti-starmer rhetoric.

I wonder if the yanks have realised everyone hates them and the brits are the only ones willing to tolerate them?

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

I saw this, so now you have to

This is possibly peak yookay 2026 cultural degeneracy news. White men dressed as girls fuck dogs.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

@femboy fart huffer Numerous authorities, including MI5, MI6, the CIA and the Information Legislation actually warned him. The same authorities also warned him about the Chinese and Mandelson being connected to foreign powers. David Milliband was set to be the diplomat and was well-liked by the Trump administration. People are pissed because not only was the treasonous pedo put forward. They are pissed at how supremely hypocritical he is. The information apparatus all urged him not to appoint him because of Epstein and how toxic it was; the Americans expressly told Starmer this to his face. There are dozens of reports from Number 10 of fucking Mandelson and McSweeney directing which cabinet ministers to appoint. A person who dozens of spymasters labelled a "potential foreign asset" and was unelected was directing the government in real time.

This is the same person you want to employ, called "The Prince of Darkness" as a fucking child. His nickname was acquired in school; even kids knew he was a pedo as children.

It's just outright neglect at this point. I am glad the media are not letting go either. I can see why Labour wants him gone. He said all this shit about Corbyn, and he is just as bad.

 

[Made In Wales]

Trump now supports the Chagos deal and has eased up on the anti-starmer rhetoric.

I wonder if the yanks have realised everyone hates them and the brits are the only ones willing to tolerate them?

I think that Trump knows the score, and the Chagos deal benefits him more than it will the UK - however, Trump is 'America First' and we have to accept that as Brits.

There might be room for maneuver with the plans, from what I gather, when Starmer goes.

I think that the EU still tolerate him (to a point) as well - they need Starmer to fall in line more with them and end any deals/talks/special relationship with the USA, or (when he goes) the next Labour PM must comply with them else he/she be potted as well.

He's certainly the worst PM ever - both sides are in agreement on that.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Archived the ratposting

It's genuinely fucking hilarious

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

It's been oft-said but I'll say it once more, that nobody would be more surprised by Jesus's return than the Church of England.

Surprised would be second place to horrified. The average CoE priest's reaction to proof positive God exists would be, "oh shit."

 

[Made In Wales]

Jono Read on X Did anyone see the mouse running under the radiat.mp4
Archived the ratposting

It's genuinely fucking hilarious

Oh dear, not good.

Which one's the rat?

Chagos deal might be illegal, says Andrew Bridgen:

Also, Lord Kempsell has said that Chagos will now not be discussed before February 23rd and there will be pressure during the recess for Starmer to u-turn yet again. If he doesn't, he will face an investigation by Bridgen and the Courts may get involved as well if there is any sign of lawbreaking by the PM which could well result in his arrest.

The walls are closing in on Keir Kriminal Kabal.