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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Sure buddy, let me know when Charles III, Defender of the Faith, finally comes out into the open about his conversion to Islam.
Crazy how much yanks just sit and think about our country. Plenty of you love to comment on stories and shit about the UK, and Europe in general. Has your blacked subscription run out? perhaps you can settle for endless negroid worship on your television sets.
 
Starting to really fucking despair here, lads.

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They don't even have to do this. All they have to do is not mention it. Nobody will jump down their throats about it besides the usual suspects.
 
They don't even have to do this. All they have to do is not mention it. Nobody will jump down their throats about it besides the usual suspects.
I'll say it once more: "The purpose of Democracy is to dissipate public anger into controllable channels."

If Reform supporters want change, it's not enough to give Reform control of the country. Supporters have to have control over Reform.
 
I'll say it once more: "The purpose of Democracy is to dissipate public anger into controllable channels."

If Reform supporters want change, it's not enough to give Reform control of the country. Supporters have to have control over Reform.
I thought we just needed Farage to pull a funny face and have his photo taken whilst holding a pint?
 
Starting to really fucking despair here, lads.

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They don't even have to do this. All they have to do is not mention it. Nobody will jump down their throats about it besides the usual suspects.
I swear my local Tesco Express had the little blurb underneath it on Google Maps (you know, the little comment that says "Less busy than usual" normally) changed to "Wishing you a glittering and profitable Diwali" or similar.

Fuck ooooffffffff. I hate little things like that. Original function was to give you some useful information about the business, now there to remind me how I now live in a country where it's now apparently mandatory to celebrate the festivals of a country and culture about five thousand miles away.

Is there any way to turn those comments off? Or am I now switching to Bing Maps?
 
I spent a lot of the early 2010s going out in Manchester, and even then it was quite dodgy if you went out of the main nightlife areas. These days I just wouldn't bother at all as even at midday on a weekday the city center is full of crackheads, illegals and other general scum.
And yet the media keeps telling us what a great job Andy Burnham is doing because trams.
 
And yet the media keeps telling us what a great job Andy Burnham is doing because trams.
You forgot the buses!! You know,the ones that the noggers driving keep smashing into low bridges. Let's not forget about that.

Or how he was desperate for a ULEZ so threw up loads of one way road blockages, then declared "emissions" were "too high". IIRC one of his family members also runs the company which would oversee the ULEZ and all.
 
UK bank apps stop working
lloyds bank app never fucking works, this is just business as usual.

Sadiq has been accused of covering up evidence of grooming gangs in London after an Express investigation. He was recieving reports of young girls being raped in hotels by groups of men while publicly denying there were any grooming gangs in London. Apparently a social worker and police officer are the leading candidates to chair the investigation- the same people who let this happen, mind you.
This has also allegedly been released by the North East Police - a 'migrant myth busting leaflet'. They are FLEEING persecution! never mind they go back on holiday to Shitholeistan. Shit like this and Bham council spending 250k on taking down flags is fucking outrageous.
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anyway my two pence on Manchester is that it only became relevant again after that Ariana concert bombing and the astroturfed 'bee' identity nonsense. Its a fucking shithole but it clings to its 'hip and cool' identity by stuffing the streets around crackadilly with overpriced, gentrified 'but if we didn't have immigrants we'd have no food!'' bars and restaurants that last about a year before closing down. He can make the buses free all he likes, but what good is it if gyppos attack you in town? And idk if the tram/metro is free but I've never paid for it, its apparently tap and go but how do they check if you've tapped on or not? And Burnham looks like a sex offender, but most leftie men are so its a non zero chance he's been diddling someone.
 
Russia working with the Far Left? X to doubt.
Doubt all you like. Russia, across all its guises, has a long history of funding any dissident groups, right or left, to destabilise its geopolitical opponents. Putin started his career as a glowie, managing such groups in Germany, and has retained that particular specialism throughout his career. Russia propagandises in the west to portray itself as some sort of based, right-wing white-nationalist paradise, but it has a larger (and rapidly growing) islamic population and is in the process of importing thousands of Indians to compensate for a sudden and totally inexplicable labour shortage.

They also have a documented history of attempting to destabilise through deliberate population transfer. Right now, Russia "encourages" middle-eastern and north african migration into the country and then on through Belarus, towards the eastern borders of Poland and Lithuania, where the Poles are, out of necessity at the extreme numbers involved, currently engaged in the sort of extremist behaviour I want our own government to adopt to immigration. This was warned about even before the invasion.

Russia can be incompetent at war and still a profound cultural and geopolitical threat.
 
Doubt all you like. Russia, across all its guises, has a long history of funding any dissident groups, right or left, to destabilise its geopolitical opponents.
This is shit the rusniggers have been pulling for a while now, it's called "active measures" or in newspeak "hybrid warfare".
Rusgolia's entire doctrine is to play "I'm not touching you!" games because they'd get blasted in a real war, it's been that way since forever going all the way back to the OG siege of Herat. Used to be they'd pay some swarthy easterner to massacre a diplomatic party, these days they prefer to sponsor more autistic warbands:

https://observer.co.uk/news/national/article/pro-russia-hackers-declare-war-on-britain/https://archive.is/eiZzJ
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A glass wall with machine-coding symbols at the headquarters of internet security giant Kaspersky in Moscow

In messages exchanged with The Observer, a pro-Russian hacking group pledges to disrupt UK businesses and infrastructure​


“Englishwomen,” the hacker said, “always play dirty.”
The head of Z-Pentest, a pro-Russia hacking group, was speaking idiomatically, using an anti-British proverb from the 19th century.

But in an interview, his message was clear: Britain was a target. “As long as the British government continues to foster anti-Russian sentiment and pursue pro-Ukrainian policies, we will continue to attack them,” the hacker said in a series of messages exchanged with The Observer last week.
Z-Pentest is one of a new wave of “patriotic” hacking groups connected to Russia and China whose aim is to destabilise the west. Unlike many hackers who had previously limited themselves to disabling “enemy” websites, Z-Pentest and others are increasingly targeting critical infrastructure.
The group, which formed last year, claims to have hacked into a hospital in Poland, a commercial ventilation system in Romania, an unnamed sterilisation unit in the UK and a food storage system in Ukraine. In May it posted a video showing its hackers in Poland apparently raising temperatures at the warehouses of the global supermarket Lidl to “a scorching desert”.

The Observer has seen videos purporting to show these attacks but has not verified them independently. A spokesperson for Lidl said all its warehouses in Poland were operating normally but that it treats reports of hacking with “utmost seriousness”.
“Hacktivists are increasingly targeting critical infrastructure,” Kaustubh Medhe, vice-president of research at monitoring organisation Cyble, said. “It’s a growing concern. Critical infrastructure needs to be much better secured.”
Last week the National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) warned that such groups were a rising threat: “Russia’s invasion of Ukraine and the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict have inspired a growing number of pro-Russia hacktivist groups seeking to target the UK, Europe, US and other Nato countries. They choose their targets based on what is vulnerable, which makes their activities less predictable.”
In August, Z-Pentest released a video. Set to the music of a Moscow-based punk band, it showed operatives apparently taking control of a Norwegian dam. The attackers remotely opened a floodgate and released 500l of water a second for four hours until the incident was detected and stopped.
At the time Beate Gangas, the head of Norway’s security police force, linked the dam attack to the Russian state. It was the first time since 2022 that officials have publicly suggested that pro-Russia hackers successfully targeted critical water infrastructure in Europe.
“Over the past year, we have seen a change in activity from pro-Russian cyber actors,” she said. “Our Russian neighbour has become more dangerous.”
“The Norwegian hack was ridiculously simple,” the Z-Pentest leader told The Observer. “Our goal is to inflict maximum damage on European countries.”

But British authorities have been hamstrung in their ability to combat such foreign cyberthreats because of a new influx of homegrown hackers. Many are teenagers motivated more by bragging rights than by ideology.
Scattered Spider, a loose collective of such English-speaking hackers, has been named in connection with cyber-attacks this year on Marks & Spencer, the Co-op and Harrods – as well as the damaging hack on Transport for London (TfL) in 2024.
The group has also claimed involvement in August’s crippling attack on Jaguar Land Rover, which shut down global manufacturing at the luxury car maker. In July the National Crime Agency (NCA) arrested four suspected members, aged from 17 to 20. A 19-year-old from east London and an 18-year-old from the West Midlands have since been charged in connection with the TfL attack. “A generation of young people has grown up to this point of readiness,” Paul Foster, head of the NCA’s national cyber crime unit, has said. “They’ve lived their lives online. They had an accelerator period during the Covid lockdown. [They got] a crash course in online life.”
Dealing with these homegrown hackers has impeded the NCA’s ability to proactively target cyberthreats abroad. It marks a regression for the agency, which in 2024 successfully took down a huge ransomware group called LockBit.
That year the agency was able to say cybercrime had plateaued. This year the mood is bleaker. “I think it's reasonable to suggest that the threat will increase,” Foster said.
Figures bear this out. Last week, NCSC revealed it had dealt with 429 cyber-incidents in the past 12 months. Almost half were classified as “nationally significant”, a 129% rise on last year. The picture is similar outside the UK. In Europe, Russian cyber-operations against Nato states increased by 25% year on year, according to a Microsoft report. Vladimir Putin is using cyberwarfare as part of a wider hybrid campaign against Nato, including drone incursions, sabotage and cyber-attacks often carried out by third parties.
Last year the head of MI5, Ken McCallum, said “Russian state actors” were “turning to proxies for their dirty work, including private intelligence operatives and criminals from both the UK and third countries”.
In a follow-up speech last Thursday, McCallum said state threats from Russia, China and Iran were escalating, with MI5 seeing a 35% increase in the number of individuals it is investigating in the last year. “Anyone watching the news can see that Russia is committed to causing havoc and destruction,” he said. “Our partners across Europe are dealing with it every day, from cyber-attacks to sabotage.”
Security experts continue to believe that hackers working directly for countries like China and Russia pose a more serious threat than independent groups, even ones like Z-Pentest or Scattered Spider.
Chinese state-sponsored hackers from the Salt Typhoon group are thought to have penetrated UK critical national infrastructure as well as US telecoms networks. “I would assume China is trying to penetrate, or has already penetrated, systems important for our national security,” said Jamie MacColl, a senior research fellow at the Rusi thinktank.
Asked if he agreed with another security expert’s assessment of 2025 being a “golden age” for Chinese hacking, MacColl said: “Yes. It seems to have been golden for about 10 years now.”
MacColl said the UK has fallen behind the EU in terms of introducing regulations to safeguard cyber-security. “Other countries have pulled ahead,” he said. “We have very capable intelligence agencies, good law enforcement, and the NCSC puts out extremely good guidance. The problem is it’s voluntary and it’s not being followed.”
The attack on Jaguar Land Rover had shown “how vulnerable the economy and society is to cyber-attacks”, MacColl said. “We haven’t worked through the seriousness of what could happen in a wartime setting.”
Z-Pentest denies any links to the Kremlin, calling themselves a “community of patriots with various technical skills”. But the lines demarcating these groups are becoming increasingly blurred.
On 7 October Z-Pentest issued a statement unconnected to any hack. The group congratulated Putin on his birthday and wished him “inexhaustible energy and good health”.
Despite what the vodka-suckers might like to believe, rusniggerstan always has been and always will be the enemy.

Yeah yeah "russian hackers" :story:, I know, but this isn't some deranged merimutt ramblings it's real and it's happening and will continue to happen, member the Heathrow sabotage and all those murders last decade? Just imagine the outrage if the west pulled something like this, for some reason only mongol rape babies are allowed to get away with it.
 
The thing which makes me laugh is that the Far Left & Russia are supposedly in bed together, whilst Russia is supposedly funding the Far Right, Nigel Farage and Reform UK at the same time.

Oh well, Russia is the bogeyman for all concerned then....

Some news bits on GB News:

* Oxford Union vote SUSPENDED after officer 'intimidated' while counting George Abaraonye no-confidence ballots (this is the nigger child who mocked Charlie Kirk's death and needs 'big and tough' people to defend him because he is a piss-weak 'human being').

* Not long after Prince Andrew gives up his Royal trappings, his favourite restaurant, Pizza Hut, plans to close 68 branches after going into administration.

* Muslim rapist took 12 year old girl to Alton Towers before sexually assaulting her.

* More questions continue to be asked about the Labour Chinese spy scandal.

* Labour police chiefs publish pro-migrant ‘fact sheet’ in a bid to 'promote compassion' for new arrivals.

and to prove I'm not biased as a Reform UK member:

* Reform UK suspends whip from four councillors after 'bringing party into disrepute'.
 
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The thing which makes me laugh is that the Far Left & Russia are supposedly in bed together, whilst Russia is supposedly funding the Far Right
Yes but unironically, useful idiots don't have to be ideologically compatible any more than a cannonball requires central heating, it's a perfectly viable and effective tactic which is why they do it. Bogeymen aren't real but vodkaniggers are and so are their many many many crimes.
R*ssia is the enemy, they hate us, that is why they trespass against us.
 
This has also allegedly been released by the North East Police - a 'migrant myth busting leaflet'. They are FLEEING persecution! never mind they go back on holiday to Shitholeistan. Shit like this and Bham council spending 250k on taking down flags is fucking outrageous.
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At a cursory eye-balling, lets see how many sleight-of-hands I can spot in under 20 seconds.
  • "Asylum Seeker: Someone who is fleeing..." BRARP! Wrong!. "Someone who claims they are fleeing..." Not necessarily the same thing.
  • "Refugee: Someone who has been forced to flee their home due to war, violence or persecution". Someone who fought in some uprising which failed is forced to flee their home, for sure. Does that make it undeserved? Alex Rudakabana's father is widely rumoured to have been involved in the Rwandan genocide. He might well have been fleeing violent reprisals, does that make him someone we want here. Also, see "Asylum Seeker" for "claims" caveat.
  • "Migrants are actually less likely to claim welfare benefits than UK born individuals." Several things wrong with this one. Lets do a list:
    • The most basic is that they're also less entitled to benefits. No history of paying into or contributing to the country either individually or as a family. And not inherently part of the country.
    • I would lay money that they're defining welfare benefits in some way so as to exclude a lot of the costs of asylum seekers / migrants. Something like if it's not done through Universal Credit it's not "welfare or something like that." Note that there is zero source on this.
    • "They have no expectation that they will receive financial support" Bullshit. The widespread impression amongst the boat arrivals is that the moment you arrive you get handed a phone, money and a hotel room. There are organised groups greeting them to provide these things. You telling me they just rock up with no idea and happen to be met randomly by reps from these groups?
    • Break this down to the groups people actually criticise. The leaflet's own description of migrants above covers everybody who "has left their home." Okay, now cross out paying students, skilled workers, every thing else that most people aren't criticising and recalculate your figures based on the groups that people actually criticise and are concerned about. Give us the comparison figures for those.
  • "The UK takes more than its fair share of asylum seekers". I don't believe people feel that any European country should have to take any given migrant. This is a mindset that migrants must be accepted and that resistance is about the UK getting an unfair share. Also trying to say "0.7% of the overall population" because you think 0.7% makes it sounds small. Seriously? You're telling me we're now looking at closing in on 1 in 100 people in the country are not actual British people and you think that calms people down? Also, this is talking as if it's some even spread rather than vast concentrations in some areas and suspiciously few in others.
  • "Most asylum seekers do not choose where they end up". Those already reaching a safe country, e.g. Germany or France, seem motivated to continue on and undertake the crossing to UK. Is that not choice?

Doubt all you like. Russia, across all its guises, has a long history of funding any dissident groups, right or left, to destabilise its geopolitical opponents. Putin started his career as a glowie, managing such groups in Germany, and has retained that particular specialism throughout his career. Russia propagandises in the west to portray itself as some sort of based, right-wing white-nationalist paradise, but it has a larger (and rapidly growing) islamic population and is in the process of importing thousands of Indians to compensate for a sudden and totally inexplicable labour shortage.
Pot. Kettle. We've have all sorts of subversive NGOs run in Russia for years until Russia finally banned them. Hell, we instigated and backed a coup in neighbouring Ukraine that led to the current war there.

I thought he preferred Pizza Express?
Comet Pizza, probably.
 
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