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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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There's plenty of black fellas whose folk came over on the Windrush who have more British patriotism in their little finger than most liberal arts professors in Cambridge.
I've got ancestors who came over in a longship, FFS, but I don't think we're an immigrant family.

The test for Britishness is not skintone, nor your ability to prove that all your ancestors walked here over Doggerland in the pleistocene. It's to sink a pint of Old Peculier, eat a pork pie, and admit that you have no idea how Lewis-Duckworth scoring works.
Then grumble about the weather.
 
An individual mouse is cute, and mostly harmless, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't fix the holes that are letting mice into your house and remove said mouse when he gets in.

Otherwise, a few generations later there will be a horde of mice in your house, pissing and shitting everywhere and devouring everything you hold dear.

As for the magic soil civic nationalism above: look at Africa. Just fucking look at it, and tell me that importing M'bomgo and slapping a bowler hat on him will do anything to fix the ingrained cultural horrors and the utter genetic inferiority of these creatures. They didn't have the wheel until we turned up for fucks sake, population studies suggest the average sub-saharan has a level of intelligence that would get them classed as a straight-up retard by the standards of a white, western civilised population. They aren't just funny coloured white people, and they never will be.
 
the average sub-saharan has a level of intelligence that would get them classed as a straight-up retard by the standards of a white, western civilised population.
The entire population of Africa has done less damage to this country than Tony Blair, Boris Johnson and King "let's celebrate Ramadan in my castle" Charles.

Don't go giving the fuckers a pass just because we share a colour palette.
 
The entire population of Africa has done less damage to this country than Tony Blair, Boris Johnson and King "let's celebrate Ramadan in my castle" Charles.

Don't go giving the fuckers a pass just because we share a colour palette.
They might look white but their soul is brown.
 
We're into that cycle of the thread again I see.

So many people don't understand the concept of working with what you have. The goal, right now, should be the prevention of new immigration and the pursuit of remigration of as many as possible, rather than an autistic fixation on absolute purity. A small immigrant population that isn't being refreshed from the outside will eventually breed out and disappear. We know this from history.

Let the old black fella wear his suit.
 
I feel I should apologise to anyone that is going to read my tard raging.
Christ let the black guy be patriotic for fucks sake. Some of you guys are so soulless.
No Germans come from this island either doesn't stop you Saxons from whining.
This is what you say when you have no argument. If you can accept Germans and Franks being British then you can accept a black man being happy to be here to be British, and if you can then you just don't like black people and are too cowardly to just say that instead you couch it behind all these other reasons.

I know your kind too well and you do more harm than good. You'd sooner see us all suffer a complete collapse than entertain the idea that a non white could be normal.
No it's not a valid answer, Its an answer a child gives. Then focus on the ones causing problems, not a random black guy looking happy wearing a English flag suit.
You are the most retarded faggot imaginable, You try and pull this gay shit all the time, pretending that red and blue are somehow the same because there is the a gradient of unimaginable difference between them. It is either malicious, or you're a fucking moron.

Being British is not a cultural issue, it is not a social issue, it is not a political issue, it is a racial issue. The British Isles are composed of White people from Europe; they are the English, the Irish, and the Welsh. Those English, Irish and Welsh originally came from Europe, I - I'm not sure about you, because you write like a fucking foreigner or a dirty 5th columnist - and every other actually British person; is genetically European. This asinine pretence that 'Oh well you accepted a Saxon' is either because you don't know that the Saxons, and Picts, and the Celts and the Normans and every other European on this island comes from the EFF populations of Europe; or because you do know this, and you just don't wanna admit that you don't think that the actual British have any more right to Britain than some random fresh off the boat. It's either malice, or stupidity. If you stretch back far enough, all of us come from worms with limb stumps, so you should be fine rolling around in shit, you cunt.

I and a random black are not the same; we are in fact so genetically dissimilar that if I were to settle down with a black girl, and have children with her, they will be more genetically similar to a random man in Africa, than they would be me. If you're sitting there going 'Oh well that can't be true' then you're too fucking ignorant on the topic to bother engaging with.

A people does not emerge from a culture; a culture emerges from a people, and if you change the people, that culture ceased to exist and can never again exist. That is what is going on here. We are importing millions of people who are civilisation destroyers. That are at best indifferent to seeing us murdered in the street. A single individual person is a problem, and will always be a problem unless you render them sterile, because they will breed; and their children won't be British no matter if they call them Michael Pennysworth, or Mutinda M'Baku. They will be foreigners right up until we're gone, and with it Britain; and with Britain so to will go England, Scotland, Ireland, and Wales; because those places are not cultural, they are racial.

You said in of your quotes that 'I know your kind too well'; likewise, You're the stupid cunts that bought into the multi-culti project to begin with, you're the stupid cunts that rolled their eyes when actual British people were screaming in the streets that their kids were raped, you are the social detritus that helped shuffle us along into the situation that we're in right now because you just don't have any loyalty to your people. You'll sit there and go 'not all of them!' and 'I know good ones!' as if that matters.

Feel free to either respond or don't, I'm not going to read it; and if I do bother to reply I'm just going to call you a dumb cunt.

The test for Britishness is not skintone, nor your ability to prove that all your ancestors walked here over Doggerland in the pleistocene. It's to sink a pint of Old Peculier, eat a pork pie, and admit that you have no idea how Lewis-Duckworth scoring works.
Then grumble about the weather.
Oh yes, top of the morning, tootle pip and a spot of the old tea, crumpets and pork pies is all that being British is, we're such a jolly and 2D people that all one needs to do to become British is to have a lovely passport and say 'Oh by jove I dislike the weather hahaha!'

No, no it is not the test for being British. The test for being British, is that you have to actually be fucking British. English, Irish, Welsh, or Scottish. You can have grandparents or parents that come from Europe and you're British, but you can't be black and British, or Indian, or Chinese, or an Abo, or a Mexican, or A Native American, or from Japan; or any other flavour of Not Fucking British.

I feel like a lot of people here need a serious reality check for a second. What do you all think is happening and is going to happen if things do not radically change? Right now we have - as in you, and I and every other actually British person - a limited lifespan. Not in a 'waahhh there's gonna be a civil war!' sense, but in the fact that the people that we are importing cannot manage complex civilisations, and more to the point have no interest in them. What does everyone in this thread actually think is going to the be the end result of all this? You're 65 and there's no power, you're 70 and there's no money because the pension, and social fund, and your wages have all been raided? You're 75 and you're living in a third world country. Your kids are 30 and they live 7 to a house in a shanty, working jobs for the purchasing power of pennies while violence in the streets is daily for them? This is not conjecture, this is not speculation, this is being able to recognise a fucking pattern. Cause and effect retards! There is no African civilisation beyond dirt huts, ethnic cleansing and violence. There is no Indian or Pakistani civilisation beyond brutality, poverty, oppression and disease. These are the people that are being imported to replace you, do people just not give a shit about their children's future? I've got relatives that have had to leave Solihull because the schools are so full of foreigners that my niece is getting sexually harassed before she's even in secondary school. My nephew was assaulted explicitly because he was the only White child in his neighbourhood. This is not something that is happening in some far off country, we've imported it here! These 'people' are not us, they will never be us.

We have, right now in the UK, ritual child sacrifices to try and stop shit like epilepsy; done by third generation blacks, I know because family members of mine work with these 'communities' to try and get them to stop. Pakis fuck their cousin so much that eventually they end up fucking their sisters and breeding out swarms of babies so fundamentally inhuman that they look more rats than men. 1984 was a better situation than we're currently in because at least there, there was not a direct and concerted effort to pour in as many people to racially annihilate Airstrip One; at least there, once the Party fell, the British people could remerge and make a British culture.

I'm sure I'm going to have a few civnat faggots replying, but you can save yourself the time; I'm not interested in arguments, I'm simply informing you all of reality. My mind is not going to be changed by people trying to put together a clever bit of rhetoric; a thing either is or is not true. If you think anyone other than a White European can ever be British, you're a moron, or you're a traitor and at this point the difference between those two things is micrometres thin.
 
The amount of political incompetence here is staggering. Fire Mandelson on a Friday and then let the entire PLP and broadcast journos crack on for the weekend discussing when and how you go. Thought this was understood to be really dumb to do after the May government where every weekend was just MPs' chance away from the Commons to plot endlessly.

Conversation has shifted from "if" to "when" even amongst Labour MPs now. Should get a thread poll up:
"How long will Keir Starmer be Prime Minister"
"1 month", "2 - 3 months", "1000 years" etc...
 
The amount of political incompetence here is staggering
I do wonder if part of the issue, was labour stumbling into a victory; rather than actually being prepared for one. Or if they're so ideologically driven, that they didn't realise how fucked up everything was going to become so fast. It really is - from the outside looking in - a bunch of morons stepping on rakes 24/7.
 
I do wonder if part of the issue, was labour stumbling into a victory; rather than actually being prepared for one. Or if they're so ideologically driven, that they didn't realise how fucked up everything was going to become so fast. It really is - from the outside looking in - a bunch of morons stepping on rakes 24/7.
I reckon it's a lot of that, yeah. But it isn't like shadow ministers don't know how to do the job, the entire reason of them being shadow is so that they can monitor, watch, criticise what the department are doing. They also do quite a bit of training and induction stuff for ministers.

It's become very visible the past week or so that somebody is Wizard of Ozzing the Labour party.
 
I mean, it's kinda getting old now, but to new people tuning in, I believe it's what they call ""good optics"" - or so they think. It gets the normies on side and alienates only the most beastly or RWDS raycissts (and those that understand the underlying reality we are actually dealing with). But there you go. It's not like any of this theater really matters, in that sense of it actually changing anything. You know. Not today, anyway.
The "optics" argument has morphed over the years. Now it means people throwing up Romans in the streets, but for the longest time it has been the argument over which is more effective, political or direct action. Its a schism that is unique to the right. The left don't seem to have an issue with either and only on rare occasions will one disavow the other.

Interestingly the only two organisations on the right that ever rose to prominence in the UK took a leaf out of the left's playbook and combined both, those two organisations being the BUF and the BNP. Now its probably too late for another organisation like that to arise, because as soon as the direct action component gathers some momentum it will end up getting proscribed. Not that being proscribed means that these people disappear from the scene completely (unless they're stupid enough to get imprisoned), you've only got to look at NA for proof of that, but it makes formal organisation difficult. Which is why you have the little fiefdoms you see on the far-right now.

The centre-right has done a great job of hoovering up the disaffected normies that balk at the mention of race or the prospect of actually doing something. They deserve a nigger in a flag suit tbh.

I've been in a police riot where protesters were murdered in cold blood by the police and their horses. I've been kettled more than once too. Speaking from experience, it kind of dampens your enthusiasm for that 'sort of thing', if you know what I mean.
We came close yesterday. The police were getting a little handy around Nelson's monument as it was drawing to a close. One guy had his head stamped on by the police and they were visibly shitting it when he was unresponsive on the ground. A police medic got him on his feet after a few minutes and he ended up getting carted away in an ambulance. This is after they did their little cavalry charge stunt into a crowd of old dears. Oh, and the mishandling of the crowds by the main stage which led to a few injuries.

I was expecting more arrests and the stand-off with the counter protestors ended with a nothing burger, but the police became a lot more heavy handed as the day drew on. I think they must have been under orders to clear the streets pronto once the main event had finished.
 
This is what you say when you have no argument. If you can accept Germans and Franks being British then you can accept a black man being happy to be here to be British, and if you can then you just don't like black people and are too cowardly to just say that instead you couch it behind all these other reasons.
I have a perfectly fine argument. They're not us and they can fuck off. If you read the thread you would see my opinion on non-whites and people who support them is a simple one. I fucking hate them and I want them gone. I am not liberal and I will not judge things through a liberal value system. If the British people want total nigger death then that is a valid opinion and course of action because they want it. I don't have to justify anything to a nigger lover like you brown hands.
I know your kind too well and you do more harm than good. You'd sooner see us all suffer a complete collapse than entertain the idea that a non white could be normal.
They are the collapse. If you think it's normal to be ethnically replaced then you deserve the gas chamber.
Attack the argument not the person nigger.
This isn't gamer gate. Try acting like an adult. He's a fag and calling him a fag is a valid statement.
The test for Britishness is not skintone, nor your ability to prove that all your ancestors walked here over Doggerland in the pleistocene. It's to sink a pint of Old Peculier, eat a pork pie, and admit that you have no idea how Lewis-Duckworth scoring works.
What kind of bullshit is this? The test of being a horse is not being a horse, it's having 4 legs and eating hay.
A small immigrant population that isn't being refreshed from the outside will eventually breed out and disappear. We know this from history.
That's not true, there are plenty of ethnic communities who don't breed out and even if they do why the fuck do we want their genetic trash in our gene pool? What good is some 60 IQ nigger or paki going to do for us?
Let the old black fella wear his suit.
I have no objection to him wearing whatever he wants where he belongs. If he wants to wear his suit and a tire neckless he is welcome to it back in Africa. I'm even open to him wearing anything he wants in any country outside of Europe.
 
Its a schism that is unique to the right.
The right wing in the UK is just that one Simpsons bit where Willy rants about the enemies of the Scottish. We are a perfidious, angry and in-fighty people. Funnily enough, even the centre right tories are the same; they just hide it in the backrooms and don't let the outside world see their tard rages against each other.
 
The right wing in the UK is just that one Simpsons bit where Willy rants about the enemies of the Scottish. We are a perfidious, angry and in-fighty people. Funnily enough, even the centre right tories are the same; they just hide it in the backrooms and don't let the outside world see their tard rages against each other.
British culture is based on disliking things. It's weird to say but it's true. Most of it is just disliking the English and thinking we're a load of twats from down south/up north.
 
@Chunky Salsa being called the most retarded faggot by a racist is the biggest compliment i have ever received. So much cope to disguise your cowardice, I'd have infinite more respect for your type if you just said yea i hate non whites because they are non white, instead you faggots hide behind lists of bullshit to justify being a cunt. Black person is a twat oh the entire race is bad, white person is a twat then its just that one person.

You want to call me a traitor? fine, call me a traitor. It means nothing coming from cowards.

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What you are doing is exactly what the enemy does every day, treat entire groups by the worst of them, it's how the justify wiping us out and you give them ammunition every time you do this cringe ethno nationalist shit. I treat people by the actions they commit not the group they belong to. I understand that we are forged by experiences so maybe you all have had very negative personal experiences with non whites and I can empathize, I've had some very negative experiences with English people, enough to make me say fuck the English at one point. I mean you guys have tried to wipe mine out for 1000 years, its a miracle we are still here.

Based on that I'd be justified in wanting the English wiped out, I should be laughing when the rape gangs shit happens but I'm not because I don't judge you all by the worst of you. So why should I treat non-whites any different? So long as they aren't wankers why should I care if they live here? I don't want them to become the majority by any means but why should I tell my black mate to fuck off back to Africa because some other non-related black stabbed someone?
 
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You want to call me a traitor? fine, call me a traitor. It means nothing coming from cowards.
Don't confuse proper racism (oi you BLACK BASTARD) for racialism (now you see the physiognomy is thus...), most people who just don't like 'em are more racialist but on more low IQ end, it's a fine distinction but an important one.

Darkies might be valued subjects (the Gurkhas should have automatic settlement rights it's a travesty they had to fight so hard and so long for it) but they'll never be actual natives, I'm sorry, but pretending otherwise while it is polite is simply not true. The Romans had a good word for it; Peregrini.
There's more important molehills to stomp on before we get to that mountain of course, but if you truly think that your tribe isn't what's in your blood then there's not really any point talking at you which is why all you get from the other cunts here is such scorn, broaden your horizons a little, not all "racists" actually hate.
 
Don't confuse proper racism (oi you BLACK BASTARD) for racialism (now you see the physiognomy is thus...), most people who just don't like 'em are more racialist but on more low IQ end, it's a fine distinction but an important one.

Darkies might be valued subjects (the Gurkhas should have automatic settlement rights it's a travesty they had to fight so hard and so long for it) but they'll never be actual natives, I'm sorry, but pretending otherwise while it is polite is simply not true. The Romans had a good word for it; Peregrini.
There's more important molehills to stomp on before we get to that mountain of course, but if you truly think that your tribe isn't what's in your blood then there's not really any point talking at you which is why all you get from the other cunts here is such scorn, broaden your horizons a little, not all "racists" actually hate.
He thinks an Anglo-Saxon and a Somalian are both completely interchangeable units. He's a moron, there's no point engaging with him beyond calling him a dumb, useless, cunt. He's either some liberal faggot that just wants to go back to Blaire, or he's some 50+ year old that clutches a toy bulldog to himself and cries about the Windrush.

EDIT: I don't even think he's non white, because none of them would bother doing the 'hurr durr the Vikings wuz immigrants so M'jubu and Mohammed are both English as well!'. It's a definite disease of the White liberal to try and smugly assert that the British aren't even a true ethnic group; and that anyone can be just as British as you or I. Hopefully a darkie murders him.
 
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