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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Rungle]

Sargoy is streaming right now talking about the events.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

It seems like there’s 2 attitudes on here now, gradual change (reform is the start), and cosplaying that 300 movie in Dover.

I just want things to stay calm enough to grill until I’m out of here.

 

[Nopenopenope]

It seems like there’s 2 attitudes on here now, gradual change (reform is the start), and cosplaying that 300 movie in Dover.

I just want things to stay calm enough to grill until I’m out of here.

While I'd like to see a racially pure country (because in general I do agree that there is a reason non-white countries are the way they are), I think being so stubborn to only accept total nigger death as a starting point is unhelpful to the cause. See how the media are treating the protests as of late, it was very easy for them to write it all off as dumb racists because the likes of BNP and NF can't help but scream TND. It alienates the rest of the public and prevents others joining in, the government can easily ignore it all and say it's far right retards. See how the momentum is building now, it's because more moderates who do see a problem but don't want to throw their hat in with actual racists are getting involved, it's bringing about panic and policy changes in Westminster which would be unthinkable even a year ago.

If Sikhs and flag suit nigs want to be part of the starting point I think it would be retarded to say no, it will just push them the other way. "No, you can't protest and support us against migration because you're the wrong colour". Flag nig: "Ok, so I guess my place is against you then".

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

See at first I was pretty moderate, but when I saw that Brutalism works and holds true, it's the only way. You lose yourself to an extent by being so aggressive, but I think on the world stage, we'd get a lot more respect.

With Sikhs and flag suit nigs, you have your own country, go there and feel pride. You cannot say that you are part of a British ethnostate and be a Sikh, no matter how "based" you are. You are not British, firstly and you're not Christian, secondly.

Sargon: "I am sick of the grifters." OK, bud.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

It seems like there’s 2 attitudes on here now, gradual change (reform is the start), and cosplaying that 300 movie in Dover.

I just want things to stay calm enough to grill until I’m out of here.

Why can't you be both at once? I am hard line with zero compromise because I see the end goal and I stick to it. I can take baby steps to get to my White ethnostate but I cannot allow the end goal to be watered down. I know some of you think I'm a whacko about to go postal or I'm larping but I am this hard line because any compromise means the same problem comes back. And there are many many people who will have empathy and want to compromise. I have no empathy left after watching these people grind my people into the dirt and weaponize every possible avenue against us. I don't care if it's Corbyn's based black man or the Sikh who secretly hates us but smiles and gives you a 4 day old stale cake for free at the news agents. There is us and there is them and any one trying to muddy the water is going to doom us to another struggle session and another force ejection of foreigners. It took 50 years to get here without the global institutions we have set up today. In 5 or even 10 years after we kick them all out they could be back in just as many numbers as now. We cannot ever let our guard down or compromise on what is best for "us".

Measure twice, saw one applies to ejection of foreigners. Do it right the first time and you won't have to do it again.

If Sikhs and flag suit nigs want to be part of the starting point I think it would be retarded to say no, it will just push them the other way. "No, you can't protest and support us against migration because you're the wrong colour". Flag nig: "Ok, so I guess my place is against you then".

They are already against us. They will always be against us and larping as one of us doesn't help. They're trying to buddy up so they can stay while the rest go. They will also immediately protect their own if you ever come into conflict with them.

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

Regarding the flag suit chap, it seems from the other photos of him that his "thing" is wearing cheap, garish suits and getting in front of the media.

Our flag is no more than the patterned fabric that would get him the most attention that day, the idea that it shows he has some sort of deep attachment to or understanding of Englishness is ridiculous.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

If you think anyone other than a White European can ever be British, you're a moron, or you're a traitor and at this point the difference between those two things is micrometres thin.

Good post, I feel your frustration and desperation at the Ostriches with their heads in the sand, despite 40 years of evidence that things are getting worse, not better, and what the root cause is for it.

In my long life, I see the differentiation of ideas comes from two places; People who have lived with 'em and people who have seen 'em on TV.

Anyone who has lived with migrants close to them, or has had run-ins with them, be they 3rd generation Pakistani or fresh-off-of-the-boat sandal-dragger, understands just how damaging to society any non-British, or even non-Western immigration is on the community, country and society.

Those who haven't lived with them laugh off stories of gang beatings, houses fire-bombed, police arresting the victims for racism and rapes, rapes, rapes, as if the narrator is just a big evil racist who wants to gas non-whites as a ritual sacrifice to the ghost of Hitler.

I believe the reason that migration is becoming a 'normie' topic is because there are so many migrants that more and more people are experiencing the fallout of living next door to Ali, Umbongo and Dashiki.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

I am willing to split the difference and let flag man stay and dance around if Sargon - 'Actually my nan cheated with a black guy so I'm technically black, liberal!' - of Akkad is sent back to Africa.

 

[Muad'Dick]

I would love TND, but its a hard sell to most Whites in the UK. Thats what you get when you have subversive elements in politics, media and even the church wearing down your psyche for what, 60 years or more now?

The problem with the nigger in the flag suit isn't even that he is a nigger (or that he's sullying the flag), its that White people in the UK are scared shitless of expressing any sort of nationalist sentiment (even if you ignore the racial component) unless it is underwritten by a non-White.

One event from the protests has stuck with me because it encapsulates this fear of in-group preference perfectly. I can't remember which hotel it was off the top of my head, but at one of them a Sikh guy appeared on the scene and started giving a diatribe about the boat people. The crowd of people in his proximity stopped their chanting and turned to listen to this (BASED) Sikh. They were hanging on his every word and you could see the fucking glee in their eyes as they nodded their heads and added "yeah, its not about race mate" repeatedly, like an "Amen" at a gospel church sermon. Finally, a brown man has arrived on the scene and given me my get-out-of-racism-free card.

This is the level of cuckoldry you're up against. They are a living incarnation the /pol/ meme of the guy getting his head cut off while saying "at least I'm not racist".

 

[teriyakiburns]

See how the momentum is building now, it's because more moderates who do see a problem but don't want to throw their hat in with actual racists are getting involved, it's bringing about panic and policy changes in Westminster which would be unthinkable even a year ago.

Accusing people of racism stopped working around the same time Rotherham burst out, but it's taken up to now for that to filter through to everyone. More people are becoming comfortable with it. Far fewer instances of "I'm not racist, but..." and more people just saying plain what they're after. They don't care any more. That's why the usual suspects are panicking, but all they have is the more of the same, as if shouting racist even louder will somehow convince people again.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

The VVest has Fallen.

 

[Nopenopenope]

I would love TND, but its a hard sell to most Whites in the UK. Thats what you get when you have subversive elements in politics, media and even the church wearing down your psyche for what, 60 years or more now?

The problem with the nigger in the flag suit isn't even that he is a nigger (or that he's sullying the flag), its that White people in the UK are scared shitless of expressing any sort of nationalist sentiment (even if you ignore the racial component) unless it is underwritten by a non-White.

One event from the protests has stuck with me because it encapsulates this fear of in-group preference perfectly. I can't remember which hotel it was off the top of my head, but at one of them a Sikh guy appeared on the scene and started giving a diatribe about the boat people. The crowd of people in his proximity stopped their chanting and turned to listen to this (BASED) Sikh. They were hanging on his every word and you could see the fucking glee in their eyes as they nodded their heads and added "yeah, its not about race mate" repeatedly, like an "Amen" at a gospel church sermon. Finally, a brown man has arrived on the scene and given me my get-out-of-racism-free card.

This is the level of cuckoldry you're up against. They are literally the /pol/ meme of the guy getting his head cut off while saying "at least I'm not racist".

All good points, this is what I mean though when I say it's helpful to have these "based brown people" to advance the cause. Winning over and getting the moderates onboard is key, without them the next GE will be a hung parliament and the chuds will be exclaiming with glee that nothing ever happens.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Turns out Uncle "We The Indigenous People", Joseph Afrane, became a British citizen in 2020. Uncle is a Corbynista, a Tommy Robinson From a Twitter account that has it's content deleted and I can't pull up.

https://www.brugesgroup.com/blog/joseph-afrane-interview-with-ethan-thoburn

In a scathing attack on the EU, Joseph talks about how he's "from Ghana and I have seen firsthand how the ties between Britain and the Commonwealth have been neglected since Britain was engulfed in the European project. I have lived here for many years and love Britain, British values and respect British values like democracy and we have to respect that result in 2016 whether you liked it or not, if you don't then you don't respect democracy." Furthermore, "the EU is a German project, it is undemocratic, the new Commissioner Ursula von der Leyen wasn't elected to the post, she was chosen by Angela Merkel, the hierarchy is nominated rather than elected and therefore not accountable". On the subject of the EU's motivations, Mr Afrane talks about how "the EU is all about money, corporatism which protects the big companies and neglects the man on the street, the ordinary people, Labour have done that also by choosing to support remain rather than their voters, Labour is my party, it's our party. Unfortunately, it seems that that is no more. I am a proud member of Labour Leave, there were 5 million people who voted Leave in 2016 and then Labour in the general election one year later, Labour promised to deliver that mandate."

His twitter is @josephafrane and Instagram is @josephafrane1 according to the article.

He's a wog fresh off the boat from Africa. Very strange how he's all over stock images but his online footprint outside of that is difficult to find. I'm not an online sleuth so if someone else wants to dig deeper I would love to see the results.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Nigger, the fuck that is insane! On the Freddos

I disagree. Reform can get in purely by being nationalist, but they're too cowardly. Christ, Tommy is such a deceptive cunt, I very rarely call the asset card, but he's an asset. How the ever loving fuck can you be about the British and the first fucking video of your weird "far-right" love in be someone who is a) Black and b) Not even fucking British. The contempt I have for these cunts is insurmountable.

These people do not even have a right-leaning bone in their bodies. They just parrot words, and when they get in, the trap is snapped. I was going to say this earlier, it's just Greeks Jews
bearing gifts scenario

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Mr Afrane, a security guard from west London, said: “I have no bad feelings towards Steve or other Remainers.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/brexit-steve-bray-joseph-afrane-leave-remain-a4350061.html

https://www.flickr.com/photos/125735893@N06/

His flicker account where 99% of the pictures say vote labour and a few celebrity selfies with him.

This just makes me angry. It's not him but how fucking DARE a nigger tell a white woman what do with her country? I'm obviously pro Brexit but this nigger needs a tire necklace. Fucking faggot.



A little bit of sauce for the lads. Sick of staring at this Golly wog wearing our flag. So here's a slag wearing it for when you need a cheeky wank. We all know you've done it to her and our Cilla at least once.

Spoiler: Cilla Black's knickers

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

If I can use a starmerism to allow me to rabble the second phase is unleash.

It starts once we’ve finished the first phase of elect a imperfect but popular right wing party and the pull factors like free housing and benefits are removed

Allow people the right to be with their own people like that white enclave in wales.

The inbreeding will accelerate in Birmingham, the machetes will machet in Leicester and London can carnival till the Thames is red.

Allow funding by contributions per region accounting for work from home. This allows intelligence to escape within the uk.
Inbreeding is not a reason for a motability car, short buses will take the kids into school not Mohammed’s special taxi.

This second phase is the push factors for people to go home. Self imposed decay.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk, the bathrooms are out of order and it’s pronounced cob not bap.

nigger needs a tire necklace.

Tire?
Yank hands wrote this.

Post hands without a burger or firearm

 

[Kofi Drinka]

Tire?
Yank hands wrote this.

Post hands without a burger or firearm

You don't want to see what my hands are holding after I discovered that Cilla Black picture mate. It's like a caber made of Billy bear.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Are we Tommyposting? I've got a good one for you...

Some of you may be familiar with this man...



Remember him from the Norwich and Epping protests being BASED? The people of Epping must feel particularly BASED having a local like this leading the charge. Except he's not local. He's one of Tommy Robinson's enforcers, Glen Saffer. Remember how I said the Tommy tards like to get ahead of anyone expressing any sort of nationalist sentiment and infiltrate protest groups, co-opt organisations etc? Lets hear what our boy Glen has to say about nationalists...

Theres your shot. Here's your chaser. Glen "One Race, The Human Race" Saffer has one final trick up his sleeve...

 

[Crispy Jakes]

British culture is based on disliking things. It's weird to say but it's true. Most of it is just disliking the English and thinking we're a load of twats from down south/up north.

British Oikophobia exists solely among a (rapidly decreasing number of) comfortably distant Gen Xers and Boomers who live far enough from the consequences of their cancer politics. Besides them it's just the loud obnoxious Discord groomed teenagers and millennials who only appear to be a large group if you've been online long enough to experience the last 20 years of American algorithms aggressively pushing the gayest blackest shit.

It's not British culture to dislike the English unless you happen to mod several subreddits as a hobby or listen to Women's Hour on Radio 4.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

British Oikophobia exists solely among a (rapidly decreasing number of) comfortably distant Gen Xers and Boomers who live far enough from the consequences of their cancer politics. Besides them it's just the loud obnoxious Discord groomed teenagers and millennials who only appear to be a large group if you've been online long enough to experience the last 20 years of American algorithms aggressively pushing the gayest blackest shit.

It's not British culture to dislike the English unless you happen to mod several subreddits as a hobby or listen to Women's Hour on Radio 4.

Ireland hates the English
Scotland hates the English
North English hate South English
South English hate North English
Welsh would hate the English if they weren't too busy shagging sheep.