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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

Why are so many nationalist types all gay ass interracial gooners? What would you call this trend?

The narrative that Smith seems to be going with is that the freak is "repentant" for his past behaviour and his activism for Homeland is a part of his recovery. Knowing what this site has shown me about tranny/discord groomers, I do agree that lost white boys do need help. Making one the face of your political party in the most volatile political region of Britain is either genuine retardation, or intentional political suicide.

 

[CryptoHermit]

To be fair, I believe Steve didn't know. Their interaction reads more like he simply saw him in that picture with the sign. Kenny Smith is the one who admitted to knowing "everything" and he is the one who is in direct control of the party. Such an embarrassing fuck up, and could have been avoided since they have no business in NI in the first place.

EDIT: the part of Kenny Smith's statement where he claims that the femboy was "open and honest" with him.
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So funny man. Couldn't they just politely refuse him being given an actual activist gig but still take his donations? Having a random tranny be a line in a spreadsheet giving £20 a month is better than having him be out and about proudly getting gaped by Africans lol

 

[>IMPLYING]

Why are so many nationalist types all gay ass interracial gooners? What would you call this trend?

Masochism.

 

[Boss Hawg]

It depends on what you mean by "nationalist" there.

White nationalist, a lot of ‘em are just straight up faggots.

The narrative that Smith seems to be going with is that the freak is "repentant" for his past behaviour and his activism for Homeland is a part of his recovery. Knowing what this site has shown me about tranny/discord groomers, I do agree that lost white boys do need help. Making one the face of your political party in the most volatile political region of Britain is either genuine retardation, or intentional political suicide.

Yeah, I don’t really know anything about this Homeland party but it seems to be non-serious.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

So funny man. Couldn't they just politely refuse him being given an actual activist gig but still take his donations? Having a random tranny be a line in a spreadsheet giving £20 a month is better than having him be out and about proudly getting gaped by Africans lol

My most generous guess is that they genuinely didn't vet him, just took him at face value because of that viral pic with the Homeland sign, and now Kenny is just outright lying to try and paint himself and his party as noble saviours of groomed white boys, instead of lazy idiots.

 

[Drihten]

White nationalist, a lot of ‘em are just straight up faggots.

In many cases it's because they rightfully see other races (particularly the brown ones) as a threat to their faggotry.

However in this case I have no fucking clue since he still wanted to racemix.

 

[FedPostalService]

Really makes you wonder how this did not once flag up on his background check when he applied for a party membership, it doesn't seem like he hid it at all. Though the running trend of right wing parties being full of closet transsexuals doesn't not make me crack a smile.

Again:
> Why would Special Branch do this?

 

[CryptoHermit]

My most generous guess is that they genuinely didn't vet him, just took him at face value because of that viral pic with the Homeland sign, and now Kenny is just outright lying to try and paint himself and his party as noble saviours of groomed white boys, instead of lazy idiots.

I want the Thick of It to come back solely to parody this.

"He has what symbol on his gay sex app?!"

 

[Goose the Redeemer]

Why are so many nationalist types all gay ass interracial gooners? What would you call this trend?

They are attention whores with a humiliation fetish (amongst many others) who like to play pretend and don't understand what "private" means.

If you want to make fun of him, or call him names, just know that you are playing an active role in his sexual fetish and helping to get him off.

 

[Drihten]

Again:
> Why would Special Branch do this?

These posts keep implying the British state is competent instead of everybody else being woefully incompetent. It's the opposite of reality. Everything in the YooKay is defined as being like a car crash.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

ZoomerHistorian also quit the party, or was forced out as well. Some people were saying that he was involved in leaking it to Irish Nationalist twitter (hon the boyos), who were the ones who initially posted it on X, but I don't have any proof of that.

 

[Internet Wizard]

Homeland Party has had a big CRASHOUT by letting a femboy transsexual who exclusively preferred to get BLACKED into being an organiser of their NORTHERN IRELAND branch lmao. He's since privated his facebook and deleted his femboy twitter and his *official* Homeland Party Xitter. This happened while I was away touching grass so I didn't get a chance to archive anything else sadly. Homeland is being riven with angry chud members finding out they had tranny racemixing fetishists in their midst and big Homeland Party activists Steve Laws is stepping down due to apparently inviting him to the party despite his Xitter profile being riddled with red flags lol
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1912935468796194879.html / https://archive.ph/NUTph
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I feel bad for the kid ngl, hope he recovers from being a chud

 

[CryptoHermit]

ZoomerHistorian also quit the party, or was forced out as well. Some people were saying that he was involved in leaking it to Irish Nationalist twitter (hon the boyos), who were the ones who initially posted it on X, but I don't have any proof of that.

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This has resulted in a big slap fight rn. British Xitter users calling for no brother wars, "you need to let go bro" and calling Irish users Jewish for calling Ulster as occupied lmao.

 

[GrandDriveAuto]

Homeland Party has had a big CRASHOUT by letting a femboy transsexual who exclusively preferred to get BLACKED into being an organiser of their NORTHERN IRELAND branch lmao. He's since privated his facebook and deleted his femboy twitter and his *official* Homeland Party Xitter. This happened while I was away touching grass so I didn't get a chance to archive anything else sadly. Homeland is being riven with angry chud members finding out they had tranny racemixing fetishists in their midst and big Homeland Party activists Steve Laws is stepping down due to apparently inviting him to the party despite his Xitter profile being riddled with red flags lol
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I got some stuff on this guy (the tranny), a friend of mine is in contact with him and shared some stuff in a private discord we got. Ima start with some screenshots and then ill go on with the allegations ive heard (note my friends handle has been censored for his privacy).

Here's proof this is legit and its the same guy:


Here's his dms with my friend after what happened, he acknowledges the tranny shit but denies that he was into blacks and claims the image was edited:

My friends story with the guy and his opinion of him:


(The screenshots hes showing here are widely available and not really relevant, just giving context on the guy.)

Theres this other dude I know that alleges his cousin helped take down the dude but he didnt give me any new unknown information or screenshots since "Anything that isn't public is being kept for a future takedown" so nothing on that front.

If you got any questions about this guy ill ask my friend and report back to you all later.

 

[Midwit]

He shot a retreating child in the back with an unlicensed shotgun.

HELL YEAH BROTHER KILL HIM DEAD.

Why are so many nationalist types all gay ass interracial gooners? What would you call this trend?

That politicians are, by nature, a bunch of sex weirdos.

 

[Throng of Titans]

About as expected from Unionists tbh.

 

[the rat]

We'll start our own party called Pound Bakery and we'll offer a no immigration policy and a "if in doubt kick em' out" scheme and we'll re-open the coal mines both of which will get us instant victory and then we'll sell sausage rolls half the price of the Greggs and plant our stores everywhere so when the miners are on their break and they're obviously hungry they'll come to us for cheap sausage rolls and we'll make BILLIONS.

Trust the plan.

 

[itransheartnigger]

White nationalist, a lot of ‘em are just straight up faggots.

Yeah, I don’t really know anything about this Homeland party but it seems to be non-serious.

Has to be a generational thing. Growing up on ipads instead of outdoors must emotionally stunt you, and to a certain point once you realize drastic change needs to be made they go mega hitler but inside they're too weak to live up to the task so they fold and suck dick, further reinforced by said emotional maldevelopment into a masochistic ritual i.e. playing a girl sucking nigger dick.

This maybe a reach, but this is why so many homosexuals tend to be closeted in the first place.

 

[The handsome tard]

'Adolescence' writers are going to remake the nuclear-war drama 'Threads' that was set in South Yorkshire in 1984

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm24nedy37ro

Will Starmer make new nuclear policies off of the back of this? I wonder if it will show the rape gangs getting nuked (located in Rotherham, South Yorkshire) and if it will be celebrated and in turn, the fans berated?

Have you ever felt a chill in the back of your head that tells you that this is a catastrophically bad idea?

I dont think they ever had it.


If Threads was the most accurate take of a nuclear war, Im sure this "remake" will be as accurate as the nuking scenes from the Fallout TV show. But honestly, what does it matter, the british entertainment industry really demonstrates itself to be more shameless than its american counterpart all the time.

Where Im getting at is nuke Britain.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

One off my favorite cUK Jew Tubers analyzed over 300 ads done by British companies and yes, the results were exactly what you'd expect

Still a fun if infuriating watch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=26mLdpZWwpY

To any one of Brits in their advertising industry, follow Bill Hick's advice from so long ago.