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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Turns out the stabber isn’t an illegal immigrant, nor the child of one, and isn’t even Muslim.

So the flash mob attacking the local Mosque was, as suspected, entirely directed by fake news (and not dissuaded by the aloof police statements).

Standard UK things.

The mob attack on the mosque was because at the tribute to the girls, a random actual paki showed up with a knife and had to be arrested. But even on top of that, all of them should be gone.

 

[teriyakiburns]

So the flash mob attacking the local Mosque was, as suspected, entirely directed by fake news

No, it was directed by the islamic shitstain who turned up at the vigil in a balaclava, waving a big knife at people.

 

[Coelacanth]

And finally the mask slips off. They only care about the people they intend to replace us with.

He has essentially answered that one parent while pretending to pay respects to those three girls: "Yes. Your child will be next. And I won't fucking care one bit."

 

[Overly Serious]

the highest congregation of child molesters in any group globally is within the safety of the church,

Unless we include circumcision. Then it's a synagogue.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Unless we include circumcision. Then it's a synagogue.

I put forward caravan of "white" people, where you have multiple children sleeping next to grandpa and dear uncle

@MadStan
the highest congregation of child molesters in any group globally is within the safety of the church,

I don't think young pedos are enduring years of studying the bible to become a priest anymore. There is nothing about being a priest that makes you a pedophile (the normal priests who cannot keep to the vows just have sex with adult women), the issue has always been having a protected caste. It used to be priests, now it is all the flavors of "minorities", whether they are LGBTQP+ or non-christian.

 

[judegdubey]

Turns out the stabber isn’t an illegal immigrant, nor the child of one, and isn’t even Muslim.

So the flash mob attacking the local Mosque was, as suspected, entirely directed by fake news (and not dissuaded by the aloof police statements).

Standard UK things.

While the mosque attack was a red herring the anger and last night in London most definitely wasn't.

Surprisingly enough Rudakubana is not a native name to any part of the uk!
His parents were immigrants from Rwanda whether illegal or not!
Add to the fact theirs been claims for days that alongside possession of a knife he was also kicked out of school for saying the uk needs a genocide like Rwanda, wonder where he could of got thoughts like that from, surely not from his parents that appeared in the Uk at the same time the genocide inquiries started in Rwanda...

 

[Special spoonie]

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And finally the mask slips off. They only care about the people they intend to replace us with.

He has essentially answered that one parent while pretending to pay respects to those three girls: "Yes. Your child will be next. And I won't fucking care one bit."

He dodged this question very well earlier too. Tbh ,most of these people aren’t even far right. It’s not far right to say it’s obvious from a mile off that immigrants get treated differently by the police. The smaller forces excuse is utter bullshit considering the met is the largest police force in the country and managed to look the other way for months whilst Palestinian fans shouted Jihad in the streets. The way they handled last night was a disgrace.

 

[glue eater]

Southport: Humza Yousaf says EDL should be made terrorist organisation​

What is it with these virtue signal FTO designations lately? Pretty much every Western country has been digging up dead old groups and declaring them terrorist organizations now for virtue signal points. What's next? Is the Black Hand from Serbia going to be declared a terrorist organization for starting WW1?

You called it.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Starmer: Mosques should strengthen security.

What about dance halls, concerts, london busses, london bridges, parks, shopping centres etc? No? cool beans.

 

[Steven Chapman]

(Retarded American joke incoming)

it sounds like you guys should have firearms.

Seriously though, I feel for you Brit’s. This is unbelievable how little they give a fuck about native British citizens. It’s almost comical how many young, white kids are brutalized and massacred in your streets and they continue to protect the different shades of poo colored freaks who are directly responsible.

 

[FedPostalService]

The Tories need to get their act together now and sort out a leader who isn’t a wet flannel. Try to absorb Reform and get Farage to go quietly into the background.

For as many people who love Farage there are twice as many who fucking hate him. He’s also absolute poison in Scotland.

Labour are going to speed run a collapse of government and they are going to survive it if the Tories are navel gazing whilst stuck in the middle of a slap fight.

Kemi Badondoch going full ausländer raus would be hilarious. The BBC would has an stroke and half of Labour would start calling her the gamer word openly.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Starmer: Mosques should strengthen security.

What about dance halls, concerts, london busses, london bridges, parks, shopping centres etc? No? cool beans.

Keir Starmer is down on his knees sucking Islamic dick for cock. Let's see what happens when Isreal wipes more of Gaza off the Earth lets see if the rules apply to the trannies, purple haired faggots and the muslims who didn't give a fuck before take to the streets and start smashing the place up just like they did in Leeds and Rochdale (the home of Packistani Grooming Gangs).

 

[3deadniggers]

Admittedly theirs far too much celeb bollocks in it these days but as for being your average working class joes paper definitely not.
In my too many years I have not seen a single copy on a building site no matter where in the country that site was.
Where as soon as your working out in the sticks you find it on most middle class villagers dining tables.

Do they even print it? Most builders buy the sun and be done with it. Daily mails been an online thing for so long it seems weird to expect any one to buy it.

Starmer: Mosques should strengthen security.

What about dance halls, concerts, london busses, london bridges, parks, shopping centres etc? No? cool beans.

We're getting to the point where we need armed guards on the doors of dance classes for toddlers.

It’s almost comical how many young, white kids are brutalized and massacred in your streets

Have you considered killing yourself? You come to a thread full of pissed off people they're watching children get slaughtered and you're like "lol, dead kids!"

America go and stay go.

The Tories need to get their act together now and sport out a leader who isn’t a wet flannel. Try to absorb Reform and get Farage to go quietly into the background.

"The tories need to get rid of the people trying to solve the problem without ending up in prison for their words"

And this is why you have little white girl's blood on your hands.

 

[FedPostalService]

Starmer: Mosques should strengthen security.

What about dance halls, concerts, london busses, london bridges, parks, shopping centres etc? No? cool beans.

I walk past a synagogue on a Saturday that’s have to had it’s own private security since Corbyn started whipping up retards.

I doubt it’s right wingers or white guys they are paying for protection from.

And this is why you have little white girl's blood on your hands.

Gay.

 

[3deadniggers]

I walk past a synagogue on a Saturday that’s have to had it’s own private security since Corbyn started whipping up retards.

You mean attend.

You keep promoting non-white interests while little girls end up stabbed.

The 'News' podcasts are now rolling out 'Are the EDL a terrorist' group episodes all over the place. Clearly not pre-planned, they had them all edited and ready to go soon after labour announced the new task force to deal with the far right.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Keir Starmer is down on his knees sucking Islamic dick for cock. Let's see what happens when Isreal wipes more of Gaza off the Earth lets see if the rules apply to the trannies, purple haired faggots and the muslims who didn't give a fuck before take to the streets and start smashing the place up just like they did in Leeds and Rochdale (the home of Packistani Grooming Gangs).

Rotherham, not Rochdale was home of the grooming gangs. Rochdale just happens to be another place full of pakis that rape kids.

Interestingly, Barclays, the bank, has had their offices smashed in and vandalised in most major cities; Manchester, Liverpool, London, Leeds etc. All done by palestinian protesters. Any stories on that? No? Hmm, strange.

 

[FedPostalService]

Rotherham, not Rochdale was home of the grooming gangs. Rochdale just happens to be another place full of pakis that rape kids.

Interestingly, Barclays, the bank, has had their offices smashed in and vandalised in most major cities; Manchester, Liverpool, London, Leeds etc. All done by palestinian protesters. Any stories on that? No? Hmm, strange.

Only when it was white middle class protesters doing it,

 

[Steven Chapman]

Have you considered killing yourself? You come to a thread full of pissed off people they're watching children get slaughtered and you're like "lol, dead kids!"

America go and stay go.

I was being sympathetic, britard. I’m saying it’s almost satirical with how much your political figures don’t care about children being killed because they would rather suck nigger cock than protect their white citizenry. Lemme spell it for you:


The great replacement happening and the horrible tragedy’s that are a consequence of it are horrific and I feel for you guys. None of this is funny, nor is it acceptable how blatant the rulers of your country just don’t care and actively allow it to happen.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

While the mosque attack was a red herring the anger and last night in London most definitely wasn't.

Surprisingly enough Rudakubana is not a native name to any part of the uk!
His parents were immigrants from Rwanda whether illegal or not!
Add to the fact theirs been claims for days that alongside possession of a knife he was also kicked out of school for saying the uk needs a genocide like Rwanda, wonder where he could of got thoughts like that from, surely not from his parents that appeared in the Uk at the same time the genocide inquiries started in Rwanda...

Interestingly, these people are usually from former parts of the Empire except in this case.

We never colonized Rwanda we occupied it during both world wars then returned it once the wars were over. Do you know who did colonize Rwanda? Germany. Then after the fall of the German Empire, it was given to the Belgians and then to the UN before finally getting independence.

Just some history facts for you all before the usual lefties start shaming us for the Empire again "well maybe if we didn't colonize them this wouldn't happen"

 

[judegdubey]

Southport: Humza Yousaf says EDL should be made terrorist organisation​

You called it.

Hope the paki wants things to be applied equally, you know being inclusive and all that.
As Humza claims the edl should be banned for these reasons..

The Act states that terrorism is the use or threat of action which: involves serious violence against a person; involves serious damage to property; endangers a person's life (other than that of the person committing the act); creates a serious risk to the health and safety of the public or section of the public or is designed seriously to interfere with or seriously disrupt an electronic system.

https://archive.ph/7nS1B

Every single one of those applies to the actions the Muslim population had committed in the uk. So soon as the Muslim religion is classed as a terrorist organisation their more than welcome to ban the edl too!