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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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It'll be coming to you soon. No matter how gated a community you occupy once the bins stop being collected the rats will be on their way in.

As a suggestion the best way to deal with them is poison. Old ice cream tubs with a few holes carved in are good things to put the poison in, the rats will crawl in and eat their fill then head off for the next customer to replace them. Every so often you will have dead rats in there at which point I will strongly recommend incineration and replacing the tub. With certain exceptions.

Like that one. Poison's too good for them. Just the incineration.
My grandmother taught me to kill them with a hammer. I recommend glue traps - still mostly legal - and a hammer, and poison fucking everywhere you can't see. If this shit keeps up in the news much longer I'm going to end up with more terriers
 
People living in Brighton and other lefty southern cities love migrants because like @A-Logato says, they all get shipped up north so southerners don't get to experience the high immigration levels so much. If they got to experience the full force of diversity outside of some nice ethnic food places perhaps they would not be so welcoming.
I believe that anyone who is pro immigration should be forced to do a walking tour of the North of England with at least one night time walk of Bradford. The one thing I can't stand is NIMBYS as much as I feel the name has been miss used as of late.
 
Looking at recent stats on people not born here and their tendency to commit rape it is clear the single biggest threat to white women is non white men, specifically Muslims.

If that doesn't push people into doing something I don't know what will.
 
Looking at recent stats on people not born here and their tendency to commit rape it is clear the single biggest threat to white women is non white men, specifically Muslims.

If that doesn't push people into doing something I don't know what will.
Haven't you seen the smash hit Netflix drama 'Adolescense' ? Crimes against young women are solely perpetrated by incel white boys.
 
Please would someone kindly do the needful?
Towns and cities across Britain have been in uproar over the number of asylum seekers they have been asked to accommodate - but some are bucking the trend.
While many locals complain about pressure on local services and housing, others are choosing to openly advertise their willingness to accept more new arrivals.
The City of Sanctuary movement aims to make asylum seekers and refugees feel more welcome by persuading local voluntary groups to sign up as members.
Local authorities can join the network and, once approved, are categorised as a City of Sanctuary - with more than two dozen given this status so far.
They include Brighton, Newcastle and York - which MailOnline visited to speak to volunteers and locals about their motivation for wanting to welcome asylum seekers.
Out of these, Newcastle has taken in by far the highest share of supported asylum seekers at 43 per 10,000 people or 1,323 total, according to House of Commons Library data up to the end of December.
There, MailOnline met Joan Hoult of Walking With, in Wallsend, which has 468 registered asylum seekers on its books, around 280 of whom are still in frequent contact.
She is supported by a team of volunteers who help organise trips, bike rides and football competitions. They also provide essentials such as toilet paper and food and English lessons.

Ms Hoult, 62, said her clients were fleeing war, persecution and violence from criminal gangs in their home countries.
'These people often come from countries where torture and corruption are rife and if they need to flee with their children then they must be desperate,' she said.
'If someone comes here, they register with us, and we support them with their basic needs. We provide them with food, clothes and toiletries.
'Some people think they are coming and taking our jobs but they can't work until they get leave to remain, which can take years.
'Once we had a neurosurgeon, but she wasn't able to work. People cry when they come here because they've had to break up their family.'
Ms Hoult claimed there was a misconception that asylum seekers had all 'come from rags'.
'Often they are rich people with businesses and cars but criminals go and take it off them and shoot their relatives,' she said.
'This is about treating people like human beings. If we had war and were desperate, I would hope someone would welcome us.'

Newcastle was granted 'City of Sanctuary' status in 2014 as part of a growing movement aimed at providing safe spaces for families seeking refuge.
Since then, local charities have become inundated with people seeking help, many of whom have made treacherous journeys to the UK across land and sea.
Mother-of-two Nasrin Khaleghi arrived in Newcastle as an asylum seeker eight years ago with her husband and first son.
The 37-year-old, from Iran, has since given birth to her second boy, now seven, and works as an Uber driver.
She said: 'My husband was an asylum seeker and he came to live here because he changed his religion, which is illegal in Iran.
'Everything was very hard. We had to come here as well. I joined him shortly afterwards, with my oldest. My little one was born in Newcastle .
'We are happy here because it has been a very welcoming place for us. A lot of my relatives live in multicultural places in the south of England.
'But we wanted to stay here because people have been helpful to us.'

Ms Khaleghi admitted she had second thoughts after witnessing an anti-immigration protest happening nearby but was reassured by a customer who made her feel welcome.
She said: 'Around 200 people were near our street and they were against asylum seekers.
'I had a passenger and I told him I like this city but after seeing the protest I wasn't sure about staying.
'He told me, don't worry, it is only 200 people, there will be half a million other people in Newcastle who will welcome you.'
Davis Belcoe, 36, now calls Newcastle home after he moved from Ghana one month ago to study drama in Sunderland.
He said: 'It is very welcoming here and I love the energy of the North East. The security is great. People feel safe when they come here.
'Residents are very helpful and responsive to people who move over.'
Meanwhile, local people insisted the city had always welcomed outsiders.

Retired care worker Norman Huthart, 67, said: 'The city has welcomed people seeking asylum and I would like to think they get the help they need here. It is a friendly place.
'I think it is a good thing that these people can call Newcastle home.'
And special needs worker Jodie McMillan - who is based in the multicultural west end of the city - said she had found the newcomers she had met to be friendly.
'Even just working in the schools, you can tell how much the families are appreciative of what we do,' said the 24-year-old.
'There will always be some people who complain about them coming over but it's important to be diverse.'
The famously right-on city of Brighton on England's south coast is another place that prides itself on welcoming people in need.
Despite this, only 157 asylum seekers are currently listed in official figures as receiving support in the local area.
This is equivalent to six per 10,000 of the population, less than the national average of 17.


Despite this, those who have arrived insisted they felt welcome.
Kamal, a former asylum seeker from Sudan, said: 'When I came to Hove I had been sent from one place to another but when I came here it was the first time I felt welcomed.
'The hotel where we lived wasn't good but the people we spoke to were kind and caring. It was a big change.
'I had to see a doctor and I had to find my wife and everyone helped me. I was reunited with my wife. I can't believe the difference. Brighton was welcoming compared to all the places I was before. There are many good people.'
Alex Briault, who runs the Brighton Fishing Museum, said: 'It doesn't surprise me that Brighton is ranked highly in welcoming migrants and refugees given it has opened its arms to people who have felt persecuted elsewhere for many, many years.
'I have absolutely no problem with refugees and migrants in the city - they are most welcome,' he said.
On arrival, migrants are welcomed by Sanctuary on Sea - a network of volunteers willing to give their time to support people seeking asylum in the city and put them in touch with the agencies that can help them.
The organisation, part of the wider City of Sanctuary movement, aims to challenge the 'demonisation' of refugees.


Brighton's famed tolerance is probably best illustrated by the fact it has the country's highest concentration of LGBTQI+ residents with 10.7 per cent of the population identifying as having a non-heterosexual sexual orientation.
Mark Hedger, who moved from his hometown of Shoreham-on-Sea, five miles away, said: 'I love it here. It's fabulously friendly in a way that places just a little further down the coast simply aren't.'
Mark, who runs Brighton Bike Hire, said: 'There are two universities, it is home to the biggest LGBTQ population and by and large it is just a friendly city. I love that the city is so tolerant of migrants. It is who we are.'
Lottie, an MA student at University of Brighton, said: 'There are many historic reasons why Brighton is so welcoming. It started with the Prince Regent setting up his own libertarian court here with an ''anything goes'' approach to social convention.
'He paved the way for permissiveness across all social norms and it is an incredible place to live.'
Oxgur Ozturk, 32, moved from Izmir in Turkey to Brighton in 2022 and says it is his 'forever home.'
He said: 'I wasn't a refugee but I can see why people like it so much. It has a big feeling of friendliness and there are so many kind people. I want to stay here forever and call it my home.'
His friend Ogun Imam, 31, who also moved from Turkey, said: 'I've never been somewhere so accepting and welcoming. It's not something I have experienced before and it is a very tolerant, friendly place towards migrants and refugees.'


Councillor Bella Sankey, Leader of Brighton & Hove City Council, said: 'More than 20% of Brighton & Hove's population was born outside the UK, and this helps make Brighton & Hove the amazing place it is as migrants create jobs, enrich our culture and bring vital skills.
'As a city, we are committed to being a welcoming place of safety, acceptance and freedom of expression and to offer sanctuary for people fleeing violence and persecution.'
Further north, York currently supports 352 asylum seekers (17 per 10,000 of population).
Paul Wordsworth, a retired vicar who currently heads the group York City of Sanctuary, said: 'It's a movement across the whole of the UK as part of a desire to make people welcome from war torn countries.'
They have given up having an office and work out of various sites around the city, with a drop-in every Thursday at a local church in the city.
Those helped so far include Afghans and 400 people from the Ukraine, mainly women and children.
There is also a hotel in York where 400 are staying under a Home Office contract.
The committee board includes two former refugees, one of whom was once sent a bullet in the post the message: 'This one's for you.'

Another refugee from an African state is regularly rung up in York by the security services back home threatening both him and his family.
Mr Wordsworth said: 'Quite a lot of people who have fled persecution have often been in prominent positions in their own country.
'Leading academics who have influence over students are often targeted for speaking out against people disappearing only to find they are next on the list and have 24 hours to get out.'
Some of the clothes are widely inappropriate for the English winter but they soon receive a grant for practical support.
They have interpreters on board as team members, with others coming from all walks of life including the NHS, retired people, teachers, students, and university staff.
They were on red alert during this summer's far-right riots after being told there was going to be a gathering at a local mosque, but this never materialised.
'Nobody turned up,' he continued. 'But this is something some people have a strong opposition to and the words they use are quite threatening.'
Unsurprisingly, locals in York were divided on the issue.

Donald Loews, 74, said: 'I empathise with them. I would hate to live in a country where you are afraid of things.
'We are all immigrants if you look back in history.'
But Suzanne O'Farrell said: 'They have to be genuine asylum seekers, not economic migrants and not gangs of young men who disappear.
'But how do we prove that? And how do they prove that? - because they never have any proof.
'You would think if they were genuine they would have some proof. It would be in their interests.
'Although, sometimes due to circumstances I appreciate that's sometimes impossible.'
Alison Letten, 57, said: 'I don't have a problem with asylum seekers at all. If they are genuine, they have so much to offer - so many of them they really have.
'Can you imagine being born into a country where you cannot go to school if you are a girl? As a country we have welcomed people from all over the world for centuries.'

It's American sanctuary style stuff from the looks of things.
 
My grandmother taught me to kill them with a hammer. I recommend glue traps - still mostly legal - and a hammer, and poison fucking everywhere you can't see.
Good plan. But what about the rats?
I believe that anyone who is pro immigration should be forced to do a walking tour of the North of England with at least one night time walk of Bradford. The one thing I can't stand is NIMBYS as much as I feel the name has been miss used as of late.
The sad reality is, they will re-frame everything they see in terms of systemic oppression and social factors, and blame you for creating the problem.
 
I'm currently a mobile fag so can't archive this:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14554107/Britains-asylum-seeker-sanctuaries.html

Please would someone kindly do the needful? This struck me as it's a psyop piece clearly drawn up by the Governments nudge unit that was on the DM website.

"Citizens! The "refugees" and "asylum seekers" are your FRIENDS!! Welcome them!!"

Hope every single one of the 77th has their daughters raped to death by a paki.
Newcastle? Wasn't a massive rape gang problem memory holed there very recently? I know they're all retards there, but really?
My grandmother taught me to kill them with a hammer. I recommend glue traps - still mostly legal - and a hammer, and poison fucking everywhere you can't see. If this shit keeps up in the news much longer I'm going to end up with more terriers
I thought this was about boat monkeys at first and we'd all started some hard fedposting behind our new shiny VPNs.
 
Yeah I'm mighty fucking happy the faggots got cosy with the miners and that led to the eventual scrapping of Section 28.

It's fucking wonderful a bunch of cunts can promote legalising degeneracy because they want it. It's fucking wonderful.

Absolutely sarcasm in case you'd not cottoned on. It's fundamentally wrong that they can do what they want and if the tories wielded that level of power people would rightly be fuming but because it's labour it's all okay I guess.

I don't care the binmen in Birmingham could lose money. This is precisely what they were told would happen if women doing nice easy jobs pushed and pushed for "equal". They were told and warned and pursued this anyway. Here we are, suck up the consequences of your actions.
Homos and their infiltration tactics are whole separate issue to POWER IN THE UNION, I love powerful unions that actually do shit and you should too, Bob Crow tier wankery is truly the most traditional form of acceleration. The looney left feeling free to show their hand can only be a good thing. The rightoid version would be something to do with merchant bankers I suppose so don't try and tell me their isn't an equivalent level of poncery,
As much as "fuck around find out" is fun for I told you so purposes this equal pay malarky is pure commie activist judicary shit on full display yet again, so Ill say it again; Kill all the lawyers.
 
Is it true that Null has allowed T+H posters to view others' DMs and private messages? If that's the case, then britposters should delete anything that's dodgy in case MI6 feds, which are on this site, decide to have a snoop about.
The rule is, unless she is going to send you nudes, never DM anyone.

Private messages and profile posting is gay anyway.
 
The rule is, unless she is going to send you nudes, never DM anyone.

Private messages and profile posting is gay anyway.
I've no idea if this the right thread to discuss and don't really care, but it's a strange option to offer those willing to fork over money "you can perv on people's messages". Isn't that just going to create reddit-tier drama between faggots?

Kiwifarms is feeling more like reddit by the day.
 
I would never want to private message anyone on this website. Whatever next, kiwifarms meetups ?
Invites would be sent to each Brit Kiwi user, meeting up in the agreed upon city (Birmingham, for the meme). 15 users agree to attend but only 5 would be retarded enough to actually turn up. The meetup would result in a raid and 5 arrests at the Greggs where it's taking place: 3 will be given Asbos (underage), 1 would be deported (Foreigner - back on a boat next week), and 1 held indefinitely in the Muslim wing of a prison to be shanked or radicalised (Brown or white - you decide). Might be worth the Greggs though. Alternatively, everyone dies to a suicide bombing, being crushed under a large pile of rubbish, or consumed alive by a horde of rats — Birmingham and all that.
 
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