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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Well it would be if they were actually fucking competent.
Hence "Would'"

Still something good for whoever hates the current government anyways.
How long until newspapers start claiming that the voters colluded with each other in order to make the percentage reference a hate symbol?
None because that would require the tabloids to give a shit about trans people that isn't the Guardian.
 
BORIS LIVES TO GAFFE ANOTHER DAY
Strategically, Boris's best hope of surviving a no confidence vote was for it to take place prior to the impending by-elections that will be held in Wakefield, and Tiverton and Honiton on the 23rd of June. Both have been triggered by the incumbent Tory MPs being ousted from their seats in disgrace.

In 2019, Imran Ahmad Khan wrestled the traditional Labour seat of Wakefield away from its long-serving MP by just over 3000 votes. In May of this year, he was jailed for 18 months for sexually assaulting a 15-year old boy at a party, in 2008. There is a strong possibility of Wakefield reverting to Labour given the party's past dominance, Khan's marginal victory the last time around, and the circumstances of his departure.

Tiverton and Honiton has been Conservative since its inception in 1997. Neil Parish has held the seat since 2010. In the last election he won decisively by over 24,000 votes - three times that of his Labour party challenger. He resigned following his admission that he had twice viewed pornography on his phone in the House of Commons chamber. While it is unlikely that the Conservatives will lose this seat, any swing towards either Labour or the Liberals may be a portent of voting intentions in Conservative safe seats in an impending general election.

If dissenters in the Conservative Party wanted Boris out, they shot their bolt too early. They are now led by a walking-wounded Prime Minister - by far the worst in a succession of three weak leaders, with the country months away from genuine catastrophe; the four horsemen of this national apocalypse being: A chronically underfunded public health service, an economy reeling from the long-term impacts of Brexit, the economic impact of COVID-19 and sky-rocketing energy bills that have over doubled in price and that few will be able to afford come winter.
 
I don't think it's really news but it appears to be on many news websites and I'm always up for George Galloway's dunking

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I don't think it's really news but it appears to be on many news websites and I'm always up for George Galloway's dunking

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Best thing is like a month before he got marked he had a Chinese shill on his show who had been marked as "Chinese state-affiliated" and he said such badges should be worn with honour.

Also it annoys me how American Redditors will lump UK politics into their anti-Trump rhetoric and blame Boris, Farage, etc on Russia while completely ignoring actual Russian links with Corbyn, Galloway, Salmond, etc.
 
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So apparently some Muslims threw a fit around the country (but mostly Bradford, Birmingham) because a Shia Muslim made a film called "The Lady of Heaven", which is about Muhammed's daughter Fatimah. The film that depicts the Prophet Muhammed in CGI and depicts two of Muhammed's companions, the first Caliphs of Islam as black and is essentially a commentary on the scourge of extremism and corruption.

Completely unioronically there's a video from one of the protests in which someone issues a not-very-thinly-veiled threat because this film exists.

Fearing being Ackbar'd to oblivon, Cineworld and other theatres have pulled the film.

Sky News article

The Lady Of Heaven depicts the story of Lady Fatimah, the daughter of the Prophet Muhammad, and is billed as the first film ever to do so. The Sunni and Shia denominations of Islam have different views on this story, with critics of the film calling it "blasphemous".​

Protests have erupted around the country about a film described by its critics as "blasphemous" and "racist", and more than 120,000 people have signed a petition against it - leading to some cinemas pulling screenings from their schedules.

But the makers of The Lady Of Heaven and free speech campaigners say this sets a "dangerous" precedent.

The film, which was released in the UK on 3 June, depicts the story of Lady Fatimah, the daughter of the Prophet Muhammad, and is billed as the first ever film to do so. This story is intertwined with the tale of a young Iraqi child in modern times some 1,400 years later.

It was written by Shia Muslim cleric Sheikh Yasser al-Habib and portrays Lady Fatimah's death, describing her as "the first victim of terrorism" in its synopsis.

The different schools of the religion have differing views on this, and it is mainly Sunni Muslims who have strongly criticised the film, saying the plot does not accurately portray historical events.

It was due to be shown at Vue, Showcase and Cineworld cinemas - with the latter pulling all screenings citing concerns for staff and customer safety.

Why is the film so controversial?

The depiction of Islamic prophets on screen and in art has long been contentious.

In accordance with Islamic tradition, The Lady Of Heaven filmmakers say they went to great lengths to not show a holy person represented by a human, with no actress actually playing the role of Lady Fatimah. Instead, the performance was generated through a mixture of CGI, lighting and visual effects.

But criticism of the film is largely focused on the portrayals of several other characters, including the Prophet Muhammad's companions, Abu Bakr and Umar ibn al-Khattab, the first caliphs of Islam.

What is The Lady Of Heaven about?

Malik Shlibak, The Lady Of Heaven's executive producer, told Sky News that the film tells the story of Lady Fatimah's "life, her struggles, the journey she went through".

He continued: "We believe she is the best figure in history for us today to learn from, to know how to tackle things such as extremism, radicalism and corruption. And we felt it's important to share this story with the world."

He said the issue of the subject matter being provocative "depends on who you ask", and added: "Any religious topic you tackle is going to have disagreements amongst different groups...

"We're not presenting an over-romanticised version of history. We spent a year in pre-production making sure the history is accurate."

However, Shahid Ali, a cleric who organised a protest against the film in Bradford, said the film presents a "false narrative of the early caliphs of Islam… of them being terrorists".

He told Sky News: "These figures are revered throughout the whole Muslim world by the vast majority of 2 billion Muslims across the globe.

"If they are portrayed in this divisive and inflammatory and inciting movie, as terrorists, then Muslims who naturally love and revere these figures, who are founding figures of our religion, this creates an impression in the viewer - especially those who have little or very minimal knowledge of Islam - that the central figures of Islam are indeed terrorists, and all Muslims who revere them and honour them are similar.

"So this is an extremely dangerous and a sectarian narrative, which is very extreme."

What have critics of the film said?

In a letter sent to Cineworld and shared on its social media sites, the Bolton Council Of Mosques described the film as "blasphemous" and said it had caused "much distress to Muslims across the globe".

The letter continued: "It is underpinned with a sectarian ideology and is blasphemous in nature to the Muslim community.

"It grossly disrespects the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) in many ways and is deeply disturbing to every Muslim."

The "Remove The Lady Of Heaven from UK cinemas" petition, set up by a user named Muslims UK and now signed by more than 126,000 people, says the film has caused "heartache" and "spread false information on Islam", and "directly disrespects" the Prophet Muhammad.

Roshan M Salih, editor of the British Muslim news site 5Pillars, wrote on Twitter: "Let me put this simply - Lady of Heaven should be banned because it might lead to communal violence. Muslims love the Prophet and Sahaba [companions of the Prophet] so much that provocations like this might lead to criminal reactions from some misguided individuals."

He said the film could "lead to a reaction even if that reaction itself is wrong".

Freedom of speech and cancel culture

Mr Shlibak said people are free to criticise the film and have their own opinions, but says the protests have "over-stepped boundaries" and are an attempt to "censor other people with different views".

In response, protest organiser Mr Ali said: "When someone openly expresses their views against, let's say, gay people, then it's homophobia, or someone openly expresses their views of negativity against Jewish people or their religion, it's antisemitism. When it's against Black people, it is racism. But when it comes to Muslims, it's freedom of speech. And Muslims are really fed up."

In a tweet, Baroness Claire Fox said the decision to remove the film from cinemas was "disastrous for the arts, dangerous for free speech, a lesson to those who argue identity politics are no threat to democracy".

And some 3,700 people have signed an online counter-petition calling for the film to be supported by UK cinemas, arguing that "taking it down due to online mobs and bullies is not befitting of a free and progressive country such as the UK".

The BBFC (British Board of Film Classification) said The Lady Of Heaven had been classified as a 15 for "strong bloody violence, gory images, and threat" but that there is nothing in the film that exceeds guidelines or deems it unsuitable for classification.

"Filmmakers are free to explore historical or controversial themes and events within their films," the organisation said in a statement. "The BBFC's role is to ensure the content is classified appropriately based on our guidelines, in order to protect children and other vulnerable groups from potential harm and to empower consumers to make informed viewing decisions."

Where have protests taken place?


Protests have been staged outside cinemas in Bradford, Leeds, Sheffield, Bolton, Blackburn, Birmingham and Stratford.
Footage of some has circulated online, with one reportedly showing a member of staff outside a cinema in Sheffield telling a crowd that the film had been pulled.
The latest demonstration took place outside the Vue cinema in Stratford, east London, on Wednesday.
Asked about Cineworld's comment on staff safety, Mr Ali, who organised the Bradford protest, said there had been no arrests and no one had been hurt.
"Everyone has a right to go to work freely and safely," he said. "Of course, that's undeniable. But we went to these protests. There were no arrests, nobody got hurt, there was no property damage or anything of that sort.
"In many [other] protests, we have seen far worse happening. But why is it that when [it is] a group of bearded men, of Muslims, they are immediately demonised and portrayed very negatively?"
What have the cinemas said?
Following its UK launch, The Lady Of Heaven was due to be screened at Cineworld, Vue and Showcase cinemas in Blackburn, Bradford, Bristol, Birmingham, Bolton, Cardiff, Coventry, Derby, Glasgow, Leeds, Leicester, Liverpool, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Paisley, Peterborough, Reading, Sheffield, Stockton Upon Tees, Wolverhampton, and various locations in London.
Cineworld confirmed it had pulled the film from all its venues following protests, saying: "Due to recent incidents related to screenings of The Lady Of Heaven, we have made the decision to cancel upcoming screenings of the film nationwide to ensure the safety of our staff and customers."
Vue did not respond directly when asked if it had pulled some screenings, although the film is now only listed at some venues in London.
A spokesperson for the chain said: "Vue takes seriously the responsibilities that come with providing a platform for a wide variety of content and believes in showcasing films of interest to diverse communities across the UK.
"Vue will only show a film once the BBFC (the independent British Board of Film Classification) has assessed and rated a film. The Lady of Heaven has been BBFC accredited and is on show in a number of our cinemas.
"Decisions about how long a film remains on show are taken on a site-by-site basis and based on a variety of commercial and operational factors."
Screenings for the film at Showcase cinemas do not appear to be available. Showcase has not responded to Sky News' requests for comment.
 
So "Operation Fuck off Back to Africa" has cleared it's first legal hurdle after a High Court judge refused to issue an injunction blocking the flight, scheduled for next Tuesday:

There's another appeal due on Monday, and they've said there will be a full judicial review of the scheme, probably some time in July.

Another story that tickled me, a Tory minister has been forced to apologize after a speech where she called Blackpool and Birmingham godawful, all I can think of was this:

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I have some fond memories of Blackpool when I was a kid, and there's a shop there that still has the nicest some of the nicest ice cream I've had anywhere in the world, but Jesus Christ, she's right that the place is a fucking dump these days.
 
So "Operation Fuck off Back to Africa" has cleared it's first legal hurdle after a High Court judge refused to issue an injunction blocking the flight, scheduled for next Tuesday:

There's another appeal due on Monday, and they've said there will be a full judicial review of the scheme, probably some time in July.

Another story that tickled me, a Tory minister has been forced to apologize after a speech where she called Blackpool and Birmingham godawful, all I can think of was this:

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I have some fond memories of Blackpool when I was a kid, and there's a shop there that still has the nicest some of the nicest ice cream I've had anywhere in the world, but Jesus Christ, she's right that the place is a fucking dump these days.
Was the Ice Cream place Notariannis?

Blackpool is a dump because the place got abandoned by the Holidaymakers and they didnt have enough money to put back into the town alongside the rise of the DSS Bed and Breakfasts giving rise to great swarthes of chavs and neds swarming the town alongside the mentally ill who are drawn to the place because of the lights and the arcades. It doesnt help Preston and Manchester basically braindrain the place as well.
 
Was the Ice Cream place Notariannis?

Blackpool is a dump because the place got abandoned by the Holidaymakers and they didnt have enough money to put back into the town alongside the rise of the DSS Bed and Breakfasts giving rise to great swarthes of chavs and neds swarming the town alongside the mentally ill who are drawn to the place because of the lights and the arcades. It doesnt help Preston and Manchester basically braindrain the place as well.
Doesn't help that nonces tend to go there for the seasonal work too.
 
Doesn't help that nonces tend to go there for the seasonal work too.
I know that the Council have been pushing CRB checks for anyone who comes in contact with children. The Pleasure Beach and Merlin definitely do CRB checks on any employee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Charlene_Downes
The whole Charlene Downes incident scared the Council and the tourism side of Blackpool badly leading to things such as gating up the alleys and the Blackpool BID Wardens being the unofficial jannys of Blackpool Town Centre.
 
Was the Ice Cream place Notariannis?

Blackpool is a dump because the place got abandoned by the Holidaymakers and they didnt have enough money to put back into the town alongside the rise of the DSS Bed and Breakfasts giving rise to great swarthes of chavs and neds swarming the town alongside the mentally ill who are drawn to the place because of the lights and the arcades. It doesnt help Preston and Manchester basically braindrain the place as well.
If you think Blackpool is bad, visit Rhyl. I have fond memories of Blackpool, great place for a session on the White Man’s Fire Water. There was a great backstreet boozer called “The Albert”.
It’s a magnet for Bears: overweight, hairy gay men who use the place to cruise for casual shitstabbing.
Birmingham is a fine city. Sure it’s got it’s bad bits, but the centre is great for a pub crawl.
 
If you think Blackpool is bad, visit Rhyl. I have fond memories of Blackpool, great place for a session on the White Man’s Fire Water. There was a great backstreet boozer called “The Albert”.
It’s a magnet for Bears: overweight, hairy gay men who use the place to cruise for casual shitstabbing.
Birmingham is a fine city. Sure it’s got it’s bad bits, but the centre is great for a pub crawl.
I thought all the bears went to Man Bar these days with the Handbag and the Flamingo being for normie gays

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Just some Frenchman to pass now.

The Queen has become the second-longest serving monarch in history.
As of Monday, she has been on the throne for 70 years and 127 days, second only to Louis XIV of France who became king at the age of four.
She overtakes Thailand's King Bhumibol Adulyadej, who died in 2016, having equalled his reign on Sunday.
Last weekend, the 96-year-old's Platinum Jubilee was marked with four days of celebrations across the UK.
She had officially reached 70 years of rule on 6 February, with the extended bank holiday weekend chosen for the Jubilee events.
Many of the events - including a pageant, Trooping the Colour and a star-studded concert at Buckingham Palace - involved an outdoor element more suited to summer months.

If the Queen is still ruling in May 2024 she would take the title of the longest-reigning modern monarch.
Louis XIV's reign of 72 years and 110 days was from 1643 to 1715. But he only started to rule personally in his 20s, in 1661.
The Queen became monarch at the age of 25, following the death of her father in the early hours of 6 February 1952.

The Queen is now second only to King Louis XIV of France - he became king aged four, the same age as his namesake Prince Louis
In September 2015, she became the longest-reigning British monarch when she surpassed the reign of her great-great grandmother Queen Victoria.
She said at the time it was not a title "to which I have ever aspired". She also became the longest reigning female monarch in world history on that day.
Her other records include being the oldest reigning queen ever and the oldest British monarch ever.

The Queen, who has mobility problems, has been taking on fewer official duties recently with her family members - notably the Cambridges and Prince Charles and Camilla - taking a more prominent role.
She delighted many by appearing on the Buckingham Palace balcony during the Jubilee weekend and it is not yet known when she will appear in public next. One occasion could be Royal Ascot, a favourite event of the horse-loving Queen which is taking place this week, but she missed last year's meet.
At the close of the Jubilee weekend, she said in a letter of thanks to the British public that she was "humbled and deeply touched" by the number of people to have celebrated alongside her.
She was absent at some of the events, but said "my heart has been with you all", adding: "I remain committed to serving you to the best of my ability, supported by my family."
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I added the picture in for if there's ever any questions about those children's parentage. The genes behind that gurning expression have passed on well.
 

The government's first flight taking asylum seekers to Rwanda can go ahead on Tuesday, appeal court judges have said.
It follows a previous decision by the High Court that it was in the "public interest" for the government to carry out its policies.
Under the scheme, some of those entering the UK illegally will be flown to Rwanda to apply for asylum there.
Operation Fuck off Back to Africa is a go, I repeat Operation Fuck off Back to Africa is a go.

On the downside a bunch of the people scheduled to be sent have managed to weasel their way out in one way or another, but the fact that courts didn't straight up block it is an encouraging sign, and might make it easier to send fuckers on future flights.
 
I have some fond memories of Blackpool when I was a kid, and there's a shop there that still has the nicest some of the nicest ice cream I've had anywhere in the world, but Jesus Christ, she's right that the place is a fucking dump these days.
I loved Blackpool as a kid, mostly because of the Crystal Maze at the Sandcastle. But you're right, it really is the pits now.
 
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