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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Chairman paki is out?
I'm seriously considering going full team niggel somebody talk me out of it.

Ask yourself these questions (the answer is the same for all of them);

Who brought Yusuf in?
Who was Yusuf's biggest cheerleader during the GE campaign?
Who sold Yusuf half the party for £200k?
Who made Yusuf chairman?

Nigel may now have corrected those mistakes, but he made all of them in the first place. Can you trust someone whose judgement is that poor?
 
Wild that people seem to be warming to Big Nige. The man is 100% a fucking snake, with zero real morals, and zero real convictions. The only thing Reform is good for, is acting as a battering ram for the people around Farage that are actually radical, and actually have convictions. Farage himself is just a face that unfortunately has to be slapped onto the party to give it a figure to centralise around.
 
Is there another comedian who has made such a career out of not managing to make anyone laugh? I'd tie her with David Baddiel
Daisy May Cooper.

Unfunny fat mentally unstable woman who goes 'ooo arr I supports Swindon Town'.

My cope is that; he wins big and then dies of a massive coronary.
Honestly would be the best ending for him + everyone else.
I don't wish that but I don't think him doing five years as PM will be beneficial.

We need to know when to say 'you've done your job, Nigel, you can bow out.'

A bit like Clough at Forest and Ferguson at Manchester United - they stayed on too long for that one last big game.

Also, remember Nadiya Hussein from the Channel 4 cake show whatever it's called... well, the BBC don't want her anymore: https://x.com/AdamBienkov/status/1930886404180938850


Covent Garden restaurant which kicked Tommy Robinson and co. out now begs for understanding.
 
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Covent Garden restaurant which kicked Tommy Robinson and co. out now begs for understanding.
Footage posted on X shows Robinson — whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon — having lunch with a group at the Hawksmoor Air Street restaurant in London.

But his party was allegedly kicked out of the eatery after "finishing their starters", with "no reason" given for their dismissal.
Guramit Singh Kalirai, a once-prominent member of the EDL, was present at the meal and posted a video of the incident with the caption: "Just been kicked out of Hawksmoor steakhouse for no reason. Literally just had our starters."
In the clip, Robinson's group can be seen chatting with what appears to be the restaurant manager, who tells them "members of staff feel uncomfortable serving you".

Mr Kalirai then asks, "Is it because of the colour of my skin?" to which the staff member replies: "No, no, no. We have a duty of care to our members of staff.
"We like to look after our people, as I'm sure you can understand."
Robinson is then presented with a business card for the CEO of Hawksmoor and advised to contact the email address "if he has any questions".
The manager tells the group that their first round of drinks will be covered by the restaurant, adding: "I'm very sorry. I hope it hasn't inconvenienced you."

A stunned Mr Kalirai then says to the camera: "Have you seen that? We've just been kicked out of the steakhouse.
"Been sat here for a f***ing hour. We are sat here with the celebrities."
Hawksmoor has been approached for comment.
The clip surfaced hours after Robinson was bailed at Westminster Magistrates’ Court on Thursday, having denied harassing two journalists through his social media accounts.
He pleaded not guilty to two counts of harassment causing fear of violence.
Robinson is alleged to have harassed MailOnline journalists Andrew Young and Jacob Dirnhuber through his X account between August 5 and 7, 2024.
He was bailed by Senior District Judge Paul Goldspring and will next appear for a plea and trial preparation hearing at Southwark Crown Court on July 3.
 
I wasn't paying attention when did w*gner get proscribed? Literally Hezbollah tier wew.
Thoughts on rusgols taking advantage of internal dissent to subvert it to fuck with us? It's very fifth column and I don't like it.
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The Wagner Group told a British proxy to use a TV drama about KGB spies in the US “as a manual”, a court heard.
Dylan Earl, 20, has admitted orchestrating an arson attack on an east London warehouse and plotting to burn down Mayfair businesses, kidnapping their Russian dissident owner last year, following help from the Russian-backed terrorist group.
On Thursday, jurors at the Old Bailey saw a chat between Earl, of Elmesthorpe, Leicestershire, and a Wagner Group contact identified by the handle Privet Bot on Telegram.
The day before the arson attack, Privet Bot instructed Earl to watch the television series The Americans, about KGB agents undercover in the US, “in order to understand work”.

Privet Bot said: “The idea is like that. You need to organise partisan cells in the country and in Europe and think of a name for your movement. We’ll give you support...
“Watch this series. It will be your manual. You’ll have a source of funding through organising arsons.”

The court has heard how Earl allegedly roped in Jake Reeves, 23, from Croydon, London, to help recruit people to carry out the arson attack on the warehouse.
Earl also revealed his plans to Ashton Evans, 20, from Newport, Gwent, on Signal, Snapchat and mobile phone messages, it is alleged.
They had initially communicated about drug dealing, with Earl adopting the name of a notorious Russian “hitman”, the court was told.
Mr Evans was allegedly aware that Earl had orchestrated the warehouse arson attack.
Three days after the fire, which caused £1 million of damage, Mr Evans asked: “Did you light it up?” the court was told.
They went on to discuss the plot to burn down Hide restaurant and Hedonism wine shop in Mayfair, snatch the owner and hand him over to Russia.
Earl warned there would be a “good amount of heat after this” and it would be “on every news channel and radio in our country”.
Mr Evans allegedly replied: “Yes, I can sort if there is a way we can do so without people getting hurt cause that’s when the police will take very very serious - like [terror] level serious.”

The jury was told that following an arson attack on an east London warehouse in March 2024, Earl began work on the Mayfair plot Credit: X
Stressing the need for security, Earl told him: “It will be a huge thing and every single spy agency trying to find who did it so careful ok.”
Mr Evans agreed that it would “bring a lot of attention MI5 etc”, the court heard.
On April 1 2024, Earl asked Mr Evans to delete their chats and asked if he could make connections with the IRA or the Irish Kinahan crime family.
Earl suggested he wanted to “build a link” between the Kinahans and Russia, saying: “We have direct connection to the Kremlin, we can do suin [something] big.”

After his arrest, Mr Evans claimed he did not take the chat seriously, having jokingly told Earl: “And this is all in mine craft, right?”
He also claimed in a police interview that he was just stringing Earl along to get a refund for £300 of fake cocaine he had bought, the court was told.
Earl and Reeves have pleaded guilty to aggravated arson of the east London warehouse and an offence under the National Security Act.
The court was told that Reeves had revealed details of their plans to another contact, Dmitrijus Paulauskas, having described Earl as “Russian mafia”.
On the kidnap plot, Reeves allegedly told Mr Paulauskas that the idea was to “get him sent back to Russia for imprisonment”.
Paulauskas, 23, from Croydon, allegedly responded to Wagner Group activity on UK soil with glee, saying: “I’m so f------ gassed cos that means the west has already lost..we have already infiltrated..bro u r allowed to call urself (sic) Russian now.”
The defendant, who was later to claim that he took none of it seriously, allegedly responded to the warehouse attack by saying: “Holy f--- so Wagner literally has UK gangs doing their work.”

Shortly before their arrests, the men pondered why Earl – “the Russian guy” – had not been on Snapchat for five days.
Mr Paulauskas suggested he was busy in his job “sabotaging UK”.
Prosecutor Duncan Penny KC told jurors that by then Earl had been in custody for nine days.
He said: “The position is clear: Reeves told Mr Paulauskas about the plan to kidnap the target, who had sent money to Ukraine and who was to be sent back to Russia, and about the fact that the attack on the east London warehouse.”

Mr Penny added that the realisation there was foreign interference by the Wagner group on British soil through the use of “UK criminals as proxies”, seemed to have been a matter of “quite some pleasure” to Mr Paulauskas.
Mr Evans and Mr Paulauskas have each denied two charges of failing to disclose information about terrorist acts, which they deny.
The Old Bailey trial continues.
The real reason I pooosted this though;
>In Minecraft
lol, lmao even.
 
`I thought it was a troon at first.
I thought we were in for yet another remake of The Witches.

Some brief news:


Only 15 days - what is it with Labour and losing people... almost as bad as my lot!


On a more serious topic, this woman deserves a lot of respect for escaping a violent Al-Qaeda marriage.
 
Only 15 days - what is it with Labour and losing people... almost as bad as my lot!
The "health condition" excuse seems a bit sus. Starmer seems to have a bit of a history of hiring women and then throwing them under the bus for no obvious reason. I wonder if she was a scapegoat for Mandy Pandy?
 
The "health condition" excuse seems a bit sus. Starmer seems to have a bit of a history of hiring women and then throwing them under the bus for no obvious reason. I wonder if she was a scapegoat for Mandy Pandy?
Hmm, as you say a bit sus indeed.

Oh, and Birmingham now has another problem to contend with... I've heard of the BULLring Shopping Centre but really?

 
It'll then be up to those of us still left to make a difference and, hopefully by then, civic and civil pride will have come back.

I would like the UK to be a fantastic country, once I'm gone, but when I'm six foot under or burnt to a crisp then my say is redundant.
Absolutely wrong. Your say is redundant on death, but your legacy is the meaning of your life - you have an absolute responsibilty to previous generations and an obligation to future generations to safeguard this country's values and traditions. This is something the treacherous governments have failed to do for the last thirty years and those responsible deserve the rope.

It was an ideology of the Left that our culture is in some way inferior and we should be ashamed of our Empire and history. The fact of the matter is that most of the countries before the British Empire had populations that effectively lived in caves and shit in the corner. I for one, will not believe the utter crap being peddled that foreign values and customs are superior to British ones. As a Briton it is your responsibility to preserve this way of life for future generations in the same way that our forefathers did for us. There once was a thing called the constitution that acted as a powerfeul force to aid those who believed this. It was the uncoded set of conventions conceived by a millenium of shared wisdom that provided checks and balances to the system to ensure the continuity of our culture for our descendents. Then the devil came under the red banner in the 90s and destoyed it with slight of hand, distracting his audience with bread and circuses, whilst doing his evil work. Much that once was is lost, eroded over 30 years of undemocratic quangos and supreme courts of unelected judges.

The ideology that espouses that it doesn't matter what happens after you die is selfish to the extreme, it ignores any sense of duty to past and future generations and fosters an apathy that permits anti British machinations. I suppose this is symptomatic of the low trust society that we now live in. Perhaps the notion of generational responsibility is dying out with other notions that oblige people to think beyond their own physical exsistence, perhaps it is correlated to Christianity ( and rewards for being good in the afterlife ). The flip side to this is that it also is chiefly responsible for why an increasing number in society lack fulfilment and purpose in their lives - they lack meaning.

Is there another comedian who has made such a career out of not managing to make anyone laugh? I'd tie her with David Baddiel
Yeah, French and Saunders....they're really smart and really funny. ( Those who watch South Park will know ).
 
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In news that will shock everyone someone literally no-one, auditors have described Unite as having a pervasive culture of fraud: https://archive.is/VyR1N
There was a "pervasive fraud environment" at one of the UK's largest trade unions, an auditors' report obtained by the BBC has concluded.
Unite, which used to be Labour's biggest donor, also faced an "impairment" - effectively a financial hit - of £53.8m related to the building of a hotel in Birmingham, the report said.
In a highly critical 35-page document, auditors BDO said in the 2021 financial year "dominant personalities and a weak control environment facilitated opportunities to commit fraud" at the union.
The probe was ordered by Unite's general secretary Sharon Graham shortly after she was elected in 2021. It was presented to the union's ruling executive council by the auditors today.
The BDO report says there were "unusual relationships" between former senior staff and Unite's customers and suppliers, as well as a culture that "did not challenge" financial transactions and "failed to ensure" appropriate financial reporting.
 
In news that will shock everyone someone literally no-one, auditors have described Unite as having a pervasive culture of fraud:
I'm being reminded of the good old days of when organised crime used to do the same thing.

In better news I regret to inform British Kiwi Farmers that we are all terrorists
Concern about mass migration is a “terrorist ideology” that requires intervention by the Government’s anti-radicalisation Prevent programme, according to official documents.
An online training course hosted on the Government’s website for Prevent lists “cultural nationalism” as a belief that could lead to an individual being referred to the deradicalisation scheme.
This encompasses a conviction that “Western culture is under threat from mass migration and a lack of integration by certain ethnic and cultural groups”, staff taking the course are told.

It is the latest example of officials, police and the courts appearing to restrict free speech.
In recent weeks, The Telegraph has disclosed that a pensioner was wrongly arrested for warning of anti-Semitism on Twitter, as well as highlighting the case of a man who was given a criminal sentence for burning the Koran.
The Prevent programme was the subject of a damning report two years ago and failed to stop Axel Rudakubana, the Southport killer, who was referred to it on three separate occasions.
Free speech critics warned that the definition of “cultural nationalism” was too widely drawn and could, in theory, mean that even Sir Keir Starmer and Robert Jenrick, the shadow justice secretary, would fall foul for their past comments.

Others at risk of being labelled extremists could include Douglas Murray, the bestselling author, who has written extensively on migration, as well as Matthew Goodwin, the academic-turned-GB News broadcaster, campaigners said.
A Home Office spokesman said: “Prevent is not about restricting debate or free speech, but about protecting those susceptible to radicalisation.”
Lord Young, the general secretary of the Free Speech Union (FSU), has written to Yvette Cooper, the Home Secretary, urging her to reconsider the classification urgently.

He claimed that anyone referred to Prevent could face “serious, long-lasting consequences” for their education, employment and public reputation.
Prevent aims to identify people at risk of turning to terrorism, who are then referred to the programme, where agencies work to divert them from radicalisation. The personal details of those referred are retained on Prevent databases for at least six years and duplicated across police and intelligence systems.
Schools, universities, hospitals and other public sector bodies have a legal duty to stop people from being drawn into terrorism. Each year, thousands of teachers, police officers, health workers and other staff undergo Prevent training.
Prevent’s official “refresher awareness” course, hosted on gov.uk, states that “cultural nationalism” is one of the most common “sub-categories of extreme Right-wing terrorist ideologies”, alongside white supremacism and white/ethno-nationalism.

In a letter to Ms Cooper, Lord Young said this was a “matter of serious concern”.
He said: “While not defined in law, nor subject to statutory constraint, the definition in the training course expands the scope of suspicion to include individuals whose views are entirely lawful but politically controversial.

“Now that ‘cultural nationalism’ has been classified as a subcategory of extreme Right-wing terrorist ideology, even mainstream, Right-of-centre beliefs risk being treated as ideologically suspect, despite falling well within the bounds of lawful expression.
“Topics captured under the Prevent category of ‘cultural nationalism’ include widely held views, ranging from concerns about immigration and social cohesion to the belief that integration should be a policy priority, and that shared cultural norms help sustain a liberal society.”
Lord Young suggested the definition could even capture Mr Jenrick, the former immigration minister, who has previously warned that “excessive, uncontrolled migration threatens to cannibalise the compassion of the British public.”
Senior Labour politicians could also fall within the scope of the definition, he claimed. Lord Young cited Sir Keir’s recent statement that without fair immigration rules, “we risk becoming an island of strangers, not a nation that walks forward together.”

There are growing fears that police are wrongly seeking to limit free speech.
The Telegraph disclosed last month that Julian Foulkes, a retired police officer, was arrested and detained over a social media post warning about the threat of anti-Semitism. Officers who conducted a search of his house described a collection of books by authors such as Mr Murray as “very Brexity”. Mr Foulkes later received an apology and £20,000 compensation.

Last year, Allison Pearson, the Telegraph columnist, was questioned at home by two officers over an X post following pro-Palestinian protests.
The Telegraph has also covered the case of Hamit Koskun, who was fined this week for burning a Koran. It led Mr Jenrick to accuse the courts of reviving blasphemy law.
Lord Young said the course material appeared to reflect a shift in the Prevent approach from focusing on conduct – such as acquiring weapons or inciting violence – to “treating ideology itself as a risk indicator, encompassing belief, alignment or political attitude”.
He said the FSU had already had to support members referred to Prevent, including a 24-year-old autistic man whose social worker reported that he had been viewing “offensive and anti-trans” websites and “focusing on lots of Right-wing dark comedy”.

Prevent referral could stain person’s name​

Even if a person was subsequently deemed to require “no further action”, their name would risk remaining on police and other databases that could be accessed by MI5, MI6, the Home Office, Border Force, HMRC, the Charity Commission and local safeguarding teams.

Lord Young said: “There are multiple documented cases in which individuals referred to Prevent – despite not meeting the threshold for further action – suffered serious and lasting consequences simply because their names were logged in the system.”
The row comes despite a report by Sir William Shawcross, a former independent reviewer of Prevent, which criticised the way that mainstream literature and even a former Cabinet minister had been described as “cultural nationalists” by a Home Office research unit on extremism. The minister was later revealed as Sir Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Sir William recommended that Prevent must be “consistent in the threshold that it applies across ideologies to ensure a proportionate and effective response.”
He added that there were major failings with Prevent more broadly, including that it wrongly funnelled money to extremist organisations and had repeatedly failed to identify people who went on to carry out terrorist attacks.
Lord Carlile, a former independent reviewer of terrorism legislation, said: “It is a very difficult job that the Home Office has to do, but maybe they should do a careful bit of editing so that people who are close to the political mainstream are not caught up in it.”

A former government adviser said the “cultural nationalism” definition was “pretty shoddy”.
“Agencies like counter-terrorism police and MI5 are much more rigorous in their classifications,” they said. “We are talking about Right-wing extremists, who are often neo-Nazis. It undermines the seriousness of what counter-extremism is all about.”
Professor Ian Acheson, a former government adviser on extremism, said: “We are now beginning to see the consequences of a referral mechanism built on training like this which skews away from suspicion by conduct to the mere possession of beliefs that are perfectly legitimate but regarded by Prevent policy wonks as ‘problematic.’”
The Telegraph provided the screenshots and a few helpful comments by certain politicians that might fall under it
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