Britain 'has NO plan to defend itself from armed attack' concludes devastating review - The former head of the British Army has warned that the country is already in the 'last chance saloon'

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Credit: Dan McDonald, GB News
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Britain is not prepared to defend itself from an attack, a major new report has warned.

The Commons Defence Committee has concluded that the Government is moving at a "glacial" speed in response to the threats of Russia and China.

The 11-month-long inquiry said that Britain was struggling to meet its defence obligations under Nato Article 3, which requires member states to “maintain and develop individual and collective capacity to resist armed attack”.

The major report noted the UK had "next to nothing" with its integrated air and missile defence systems and “lacks a plan for defending the homeland and overseas territories”.

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Defence Committee chairman Tan Dhesi warned politicians not to bury "their heads in the sand" over the issue.

The Labour backbencher said: “We have repeatedly heard concerns about the UK’s ability to defend itself from attack.

"The Government must be willing to grasp the nettle and prioritise homeland defence and resilience.”

As part of the inquiry, MPs heard evidence from senior military figures and defence experts and conducted visits at Nato sites across Europe.

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Tan Dhesi warned politicians not to bury 'their heads in the sand' | PA

Defence Minister Luke Pollard told the Defence Committee: “I think we have been very clear that we are not satisfied with Article 3 in the UK.

"But, equally, I think that is a position that every European Nato member state is clear on as well.”

The report comes just months after Sir Keir Starmer vowed to increase defence spending to 3.5 per cent of GDP and the announcement of the Strategic Defence Review, which the Prime Minister says will transform Britain's Armed Forces.

And now, the former head of the British Army, General Lord Dannatt, has said he hoped the inquiry's findings served as a "wake up call" to politicians.

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General Lord Dannatt said he hoped the inquiry's findings serve as a 'wake up call' | PA
He said: “We have piled risk on risk over the years, taken too many peace dividends since the end of the Cold War and we now stand in grave danger from Putin’s Russia.

“The time to act is now. We are in the last chance saloon.”

Shadow Defence Secretary James Cartlidge said: “The defence select committee has exposed the hollowness of Labour’s defence rhetoric.

“Instead of prioritising defence readiness, the only pace Labour have shown is when it comes to surrendering the Chagos Islands and putting the British Army back in the dock.

“Labour’s policy documents have all been published far later than promised and their Strategic Defence Review won’t deliver until the 2030s.

“Meanwhile their own Defence Readiness Bill hasn’t even got a timetable and could be years away.

“Warfare is changing rapidly but Labour are moving far too slowly.”

A spokesman for the Ministry of Defence said: “Later today the Defence Secretary will outline his plans to bolster the UK’s warfighting readiness, keeping Britain secure at home and strong abroad.

“This includes identifying multiple sites across the UK for new factories to make munitions and military explosives as we move to the next phase of building factories of the future.

“Choices taken by the Chancellor at the upcoming Budget will ensure no return to the hollowed out and underfunded Armed Forces of the past, as we continue the biggest sustained increase in defence spending since the Cold War, allowing us to invest in the modern capabilities to keep the country safe.”
 
After you storm Buckingham palace, you have to joust Sir Ringo Starr, Sir Elton John, and Sir Mick Jagger.
 
Is there at least some cool nature there? Unique species? Anything worth saving?

ugh I do hate to say it but yes, if we can somehow salvage the real British people they may be worth saving.

We must remember that once they were a great people who ruled over the largest empire in human history and brought the world into the industrial age almost single handedly. They produced great leaders, great artists and great generals who lead staunch troops to almost impossible victories.

But they have fallen, like the rest of the West they swallowed the poison pill of white guilt and self hatred and are not so slowly self-destructing. Pushed on by outside influences and bad actors they will be lost forever unless something changes.

Have they dun fucked up? Yea, and bigly. But that doesn't mean the average Britcuck isn't worth at least throwing a life line too.
 
Fun facts about the current British "millitary":

- The Navy, which once ruled the waves, now has more Admirals than ships
- The Army has more Horses than operational Tanks, which isn't that much of a issue since they are a island but oops! No ships!
- The currently have a similar number of soldiers as they did in 1817 following the demobilization and mass retirement of men after the Napoleonic Wars
Don't forget that their nuclear program is using rented US missiles that have to routinely return to the US for maintenance, the warheads themselves are made by US firms using US parts but the submarines themselves are British... And all are over 10 years past service life and falling apart.
 
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Wokes: 'Waah! Pleeease EU, UN, invade us and save us!'
EU isn't going to save shit even if you are no longer in it. Most states can't even defend themselves and the UN? lolololol. I'd say at least it would be a good thing for Britain if the Deporter in Chief started immediately rounding up all the sandniggers and jungleniggers and deported them post-haste. Then give you your country back with proper leadership. A girl can dream, I guess.
 
Fun fact

The Britcuck navy has more admirals then ships. Don't believe me? Check it out.

Hey Grok;

Yes, the Royal Navy has more admirals than it has warships.

As of late 2025, the navy has more than 40 admirals (including flag officers) but fewer than 41 warships.

  • Admirals: There are 134 admirals and flag officers in the Royal Navy and Royal Marines as of July 2025.
  • Warships: The Royal Navy has 25 warships, with the remainder of its 62 commissioned ships being patrol, transport, and survey vessels
 
Britain is not prepared to defend itself from an attack, a major new report has warned.
This is not true. Any army that attempts to invade us has to:

  • Get across the channel without being sunk by hitting small boats
  • Traverse up roads that look like bombing ranges
  • Eat food prepared by third worlders
  • Prepare their troops for the most depressing, demoralising place on Earth
  • Avoid getting shanked by the browns
  • dodge getting baby-trapped by the fat rotters we call women
  • Have their ear-drums burst by scouse, cockney and brummy accents.
If they navigate all of that, then they have to repair this shit hole which would bankrupt them.

Impenetrable Britain.
 
  • Get across the channel without being sunk by hitting small boats
Fly.
  • Traverse up roads that look like bombing ranges
Parachute.

  • Eat food prepared by third worlders
Bring your own food.

  • Prepare their troops for the most depressing, demoralising place on Earth
Get high.

  • Avoid getting shanked by the browns
Shoot them.

  • dodge getting baby-trapped by the fat rotters we call women
Never. British women are an abomination.

  • Have their ear-drums burst by scouse, cockney and brummy accents.
Earplugs.
 
And land where? The spearchuckers will think the planes are magic sky gods and the greenoids will REEe them to death for carbon emissions.
Parachute.
Gypsys will be waiting with butterfly nets to rob them.
Bring your own food.
Good luck feeding an army.
Get high.
They'll be robbed by arabs
Shoot them.
That's racist.
Never. British women are an abomination.
They've reproduced this long by plying people with alcohol.
Earplugs.
Those accents you don't just feel in your ears, but in your head and chest cavity as well.

It's not a country worth invading. Not when France and Spain are right next door with vineyards and scenery and good weather and attractive women.
 
Don't forget that their nuclear program is using rented US missiles that have to routinely return to the US for maintenance, the warheads themselves are made by US firms using US parts but the submarines themselves are British... And all are over 10 years past service life and falling apart.

They have been unable to launch a Trident missile since 2012. Both a 2016 and a 2022 test firing went wrong and failed. If it wasn't for the US Nuclear Umbrella the UK would be practically nukeless.
 
They have been unable to launch a Trident missile since 2012. Both a 2016 and a 2022 test firing went wrong and failed. If it wasn't for the US Nuclear Umbrella the UK would be practically nukeless.
Sounds about right. One of the two modern carriers is also out of commission and awaiting additional parts after it had some taken to fix the current one on the seas. The lads currently in the military have the bottle but are woefully let down by command and government.
Probably because the lads are all far-righters and the gov shits its pants over those. They'd rather be disarmed than allow people to defend against the brown horde.
 
I should get a few of the boys and William Walker England.

They have been unable to launch a Trident missile since 2012. Both a 2016 and a 2022 test firing went wrong and failed. If it wasn't for the US Nuclear Umbrella the UK would be practically nukeless.

I've worked on parts for the Trident, and the American government is incredibly strict on QA standards. I obviously can't speak for everyone, but with the standards they have do work. Tridents have over a 98% success rate when launched by Americans. I don't know what Britain is doing to wreck Tridents, but it's ruinous.
 
There isn't really anything worth for Chyna or Russia to bother with them.

Maybe Serbia? Romania, Hungary gibs you England, you gib Transylvania back.
You'll have lots of durkas to impale, good offer!

Egypt? Time to get your mummies back!
 
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