Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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Particle Bored said:
Lol fucking bookmark this shit for the inevitable "designing dilators for my 3d printer (not for me but in memory of my brave tranny friends killed in Iraq) with AMAZING new Apple AR glasses! So versatile and affordable at only $2999!"
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I always forget, did they all die in Iraq, or did they kill themselves from the conversion therapy in Iraq?
 
Learn to tell believable lies, John, you drooling imbecile.

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Learn to tell believable lies, John, you drooling imbecile.

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Eh... I dont know that ive ever had to wait more than ten or fifteen minutes to vote. I need more background on the situation for this Johnta dude, because eleven hours sounds like BS to me.

ETA: quick search show reports of five hour waits because of a) technical issues with electronic voting machines (shocker, almost like paper ballots are the way to go) and b) everybody rushing to vote early on first day combined with fact that there are way way fewer early voting locations than there are election day voting locations (shocker, almost like every church basement and elementary school polling place can't staff themselves for fourteen hours a day for three weeks straight). These waits are happening in both Dem and Rep controlled areas.

ETA2. Didn't we find out that John only registered to vote in 2016? Was that lifetime or just in MA?
 
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
Learn to tell believable lies, John, you drooling imbecile.

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"As a white person" right John
Nobody is going to believe that.
Everyone already knows the tale of Mississippi John, the poorest black girl in the south and the day ole Trump tried to stop John from voting.
"See here little knee-grow girl. You AND your dick will have to wait to vote", crowed that mean ole trump
John left feeling lower than a troon's engineering qualifications.
but then while delivering the bleached flour she just picked from the Louisiana bayou to Hello Fresh for their authentic soul food John, being the sly type, got an idea.
John wrote down her vote, sealed it in an envelope real tight by gooping it up with some authentic new york times "rue"
Then as a disguise, she chopped off her dick and jumped in a sack of that there flour
oh, john wriggled and twisted round and round like a chinaman's intestines after eating some gen-you-wine mail order Ca'jun Tilapia.
..and when John popped out, why don't you know it, her dusky skin was as white as the dog killing snow!

John hopped on her Peleton and speed-ran right back down to the polling station in the 92nd best time ever!
Well, that ole Trump brightened right up when he saw the ivory visage.
"Welcome young white man, you must be one of the top 20 unity programmers on the planet! Let me see your ballot so we can enter it"

John handed over the ballot and when trump struggled to open the encrusted envelope, John started breathing like a pug and yelled "Let me help you with that" and flicked a knife open right into ole trump's face.
well, after John's handy knife work, Trump's face had seen better days, let me tell you.
and that's how John won all the elections for everyone
 
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Leibowitz said:
Cases? I wonder why John is talking about cases rather than the death rates...
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I have to confess I have a problem with that too.

A high "case count" can mean you're very good at finding infections, or you have a lot of false positives. Any shithole can get a low case count by not looking.

Mortality per population is a much better (but still imperfect) indicator, IMHO. Although, admittedly, it's always going to be worse in cities.
 
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