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I want to vomit and die and then vomit and die again.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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WAIT - WTF!?! Did health and safety John just flick-open AT somebody's face!?!
it's at about 00:05
holy F%**%$ I get it that john wanted that in the vid for his "I'm a badass girl" routine but he just fucked up his entire messaging by completely and dangerously mishanding the knife.
and since it's all staged anyway why didn't he just use a utility knife?
the toolbox is right there and it evenlooks like there's a multitool out
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I couldn't stop staring at the crooked picture over his shoulder tbh.
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The lengths these two aging faggots go to in order to show how quirky and fun and affectionate they are leads me to believe that when the cameras aren't running they must have some truly epic shitfights, complete with hurled crockery, broken furniture, and cringe-inducing sobs.
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I take it John and Frank's cockamamie idea to 3d print N95 masks didn't pan out.
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If Mike Pence gets coronavirus it will be HILARIOUS
Living in an alternate reality must be quite interesting.
Living in an alternate reality must be quite interesting.
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You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Better seal that box up and ship it back to Bezos. The product is obviously mislabelled and falsely marketed.
ETA: Okay, this is the first time I've actually looked at pictures of Trump's hospital drive-n-wave. On Sunday I just pulled up that Amazon listing because I already had a pretty good guess at what John was calling "not a respirator." I still figured the SS was probably wearing one of the more chic smooth black respirators with the air valve in the side. I didn't even realize the agents were actually wearing the exact same respirator I linked and now the exact same respirator John bought.
God what a fucking prick.
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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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A tranny who gets a thrill out of flashing a switchblade. John really is a troon carricature.
Also, switchblades are illegal to carry in Massachusetts.
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Spring assists are not. I think Benchmade makes an automatic, but whatever model John has is clearly an axis lock.
Gorilla Tessellator
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Oh, how I wish he truly took this advice. I wish he had at least the normal narcissistic level of self-consciousness and trained in front of the mirror before any participation in a video content. I find his ticks unnerving.
Dr. Merkwurdichliebe
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Here's a short summary of blades it's illegal to carry in Massachusetts:
Knives which count as dangerous weapons are listed in subsection 6(b), and include stilettos, daggers, ballistic knives, dirks, double-edged knives whether folding or fixed blade, locking knives, switchblades, automatic knives exceeding 1.5” blade length, and shuriken. None of these blades are eligible for either open carry or concealed carry.
I think John's trannyblade falls in the category of automatic knife. He needs to buy a butterfly knife so we can start calling him Eight Fingers.
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The relevant 269 § 10 (b) restriction applies to “any knife having an automatic spring release device by which the blade is released from the handle, having a blade of over one and one-half inches.”
Spring assists require the user to move the blade past a certain point manually before the spring assist takes over using some sort of finger actuation and possibly wrist flick as well. Modern spring assists are so fast and easy to use that I personally don't see the point of autos. I'm done knife sperging. I'm not even a bladesperg.
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I don't really care if the knife is legal or not. I'm disgusted by how John handled it. You do not flick a blade at someone unless you want to stab them.
...oh, wait, hm
...oh, wait, hm
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The knife in question appears to be a Benchmade Fact. It's just a normal folding knife that can be opened easily with one hand. But I agree, John lacks common sense when it comes to handling just about anything dangerous. I wouldn't trust that mouth breather with a pool noodle.
Benchmade Fact AXIS Lock Knife Black Aluminum (3.95" Black) 417BK - Blade HQ
The Benchmade Fact is a lightweight, minimalistic folding knife designed for convenient everyday carry. This model sports a black finished CPM-S30V premium stainless steel blade with a slim spear point profile. Its skeletonized handle is outfitted with grooved, black anodized aluminum scales for...
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Just want to point out that a mask with an exhalation valve, like the 8411, does nothing to protect others if you are infected. It does make breathing using the mask much easier and protects you from virus droplets. So it is a totally selfish mask to wear. A perfect Wu household consumer item!!!
Grand Fucktard
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maybe John decided Frank's face rendering needed more alpha blades
for a master mechanic/engineer you'd think John knows the old shop rule "ask yourself..what happens when the tool slips"
for a master mechanic/engineer you'd think John knows the old shop rule "ask yourself..what happens when the tool slips"
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Sure thing John, I'm sure you'd be ready to move to Ecuador any time if not for all your loved ones and professional commitments that you have in America.
All the other boys in 8th grade homeroom are thoroughly impressed, John.
Enjoy, fucking spergs.
All the other boys in 8th grade homeroom are thoroughly impressed, John.
Enjoy, fucking spergs.
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Of course she leaves out the fact she only gets the record when she plays on baby mode.
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Much like literally everything else in his life, John can't help but blatantly lie in an attempt to embellish the story of his life, even for something as autistic as speedrunning. We've been over this before, like when he claimed how he's a top 10 Super Mario Bros. 2 speedrunner...until you realize that it's in a very specific category that barely anyone runs, in probably the least popular Mario game for speedrunning, making it much easier to place on the leaderboard.
In this case, I'll point out two pretty hilarious facts related to John's latest bout of braggadocio:
- Across all of the numerous categories of RE3make speedruns, there are roughly 340 players with faster times than John Flynt (some players have posted runs to multiple categories so there might be dupes). So no, he's not 92nd in the world (except in a specific category), he's actually tied for 341st. About 20 of those players even have multiple times that are faster than John's.
- John's screencap of his position in the leaderboard doesn't show the difficulty. I wonder why he'd leave that out. Let me remedy that:
Even playing on the easiest difficulty, John couldn't beat another speedrunner who played on the hardest difficulty. How embarrassing.
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Haven't you made me vomit enough this week John
