Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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If he did, he'd know IRL they look like dogs on meth. You're way dangerous to a coyote and they know it, so they really don't want to fuck with you.
what you DON'T want to do is run away b/c you'll trip the prey chasing hardwiring -- you've just TOLD the coyote you are prey -- shit, that's like in all the pamphlets.

AFAIK, Taylor Mitchell had the misfortune to be the only confirmed case of an adult human killed by coyotes in North America. And yes, she went jogging in a national park. She was a Canadian folk singer; the picture on her album suggests she was pretty small.

Two adults, one a wendigo, should be about as safe as you can get. Heck, even bears avoid pairs of humans.
 
John and Frank abandon their pooch...thinking they are going to outrun the coyotes...coyotes discuss who to take down as the couple sells each other out

Coyote 1 : good appetizer, but I don't want to eat Chinese, I'll just be hungry in an hour
Coyote 2: yeah, but I'm trying to eat healthy and that big one looks loaded with transfat!
 
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John Flynt having a child 🤢

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AFAIK, Taylor Mitchell had the misfortune to be the only confirmed case of an adult human killed by coyotes in North America. And yes, she went jogging in a national park. She was a Canadian folk singer; the picture on her album suggests she was pretty small.

Two adults, one a wendigo, should be about as safe as you can get. Heck, even bears avoid pairs of humans.
Mountain lions are very slowly and stealthily making their way back into the northeast. No wildlife department or conservation group has made evidence that a breeding pair exists public, and I'm not sure they would immediately, but there are a few big cats out there prowling the countryside.
 
Mountain lions are very slowly and stealthily making their way back into the northeast. No wildlife department or conservation group has made evidence that a breeding pair exists public, and I'm not sure they would immediately, but there are a few big cats out there prowling the countryside.

The Taylor Mitchell thing was a coyote though, IIRC the thing was still on scene and it's a total anomaly.
coyotes are kinda everywhere including running down the street.

Mountain lions...on the front range they are decently common so you learn the protocol - same thing don't run from a mountain lion. Hell last year a dude choked one of those fuckers out - most of it is if you see them they are skulking away in the distance (ones that you don't see are probably assessing you - they stalk)

coyotes are way less dangerous though - a good sized dog has the fighting advantage (you just don't want the vet bills)


It's like with sharks when you are diving, they really don't mess with you - stuff happens when people do dumb stuff like chum the water or rub their claspers (the shark version of a dick) as they swim over ya - if things get a little tense swim perpendicular to them (not toward or away so you aren't challenger or prey) with strong strokes.

Predators don't want to fight, they want to eat without getting injured.

It's pretty much "I'm not a good meal...even if you did munch me, you couldn't afford the bill"


That's where John fucks up his I grew up poor, in a lean-to in Miss. act again.
if he gets called out, I'd like to see him use "it was a staffer" (not Frank, that's a different kind of staffer)
 
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Where's a girl like me supposed to find a triathlon runner, software developer, and investigative journalist man who ripped off his penis?

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That and you're stupid as fuck.

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I do the politic u fukkin NIGGER

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Okay then! Let's see how well is Super PAC doing under Brianna Wu's brilliant leadership.

Super PAC was created in July and advertised by famous woman in development Brianna Wu (100.3k Twitter followers) and Cenk of Armenian Genocide Denial The Young Turks fame (426k Twitter Folllowers, 4.94M YouTube subscribers). They should be pretty popular by now, right?

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Super PAC's most popular tweet is this one, with a paltry 316 likes and 70 retweets. Around 43% of their "content" is just retweeting other people.
But I'm sure they have far more engagement on YouTube, where their many shocking and popular political ads were uploaded. They were for real aired on TV, didn't you know?

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Guess people are just shy. But I'm sure all the many progressive canidates Super PAC supported are very grateful for their help.

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Get off Twitter and do a better job at running your scam Super PAC, you ass.

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wait...Mississippi John drops deer at 200 yd with a thrown bowie knife and can "field strip" it (so I assume he fancy dresses his rifle)
Coyotes are all over Mississippi and they like to go after deer fawn, so it's pretty suspicious MJ hasn't run into coyotes

If he did, he'd know IRL they look like dogs on meth. You're way dangerous to a coyote and they know it, so they really don't want to fuck with you.
what you DON'T want to do is run away b/c you'll trip the prey chasing hardwiring -- you've just TOLD the coyote you are prey -- shit, that's like in all the pamphlets. An accomplished southern outdoorsman should know that

there are a bunch of sticks behind Frank - carry a walking stick

I sure hope John wouldn't let his dog get eaten. Lord knows what that filthy cur is carrying and I'd hat to see he coyote population get their own John-filth-induced pandemic

The idea of running from a canine predator is really stupid, but Outdoorsman John outdoes himself when he implies that he could outrun a coyote, which has a top speed of more than 40 miles an hour, faster than leopards and tigers. (A human distance runner in peak condition can manage about 15 mph; Usain Bolt once hit 27 mph -- very briefly -- during a sprint.)

But maybe John has heard the old joke and knows that he just has to outrun Frank.
 
I wonder if John's cronies ever even notice how thin he run his I'm from Mississippi shtick

I found a $2 bill

$2!?! I grew up in Mississipii The state was so poor we couldn't afford 3 in school, we had to reuse 2
we counted 1,2,2,4

So I went to Preservation Hall

I grew up in Mississippi, which is next to Louisiana so it's the same thing. was raised speakng French and playing in a second line

I was watching this documentary on Mars

Mars? I grew up inM ississippi which also starts with M, I'm practically a Martian. Let me tell you about authentic martian "rue" the trick is to leave the dog in the sandstorm til the bones are clean
 
If you gather in a crowd of any size you die instantly, just like how all those BLM protestors and Trump rally attendees did! Be intelligent like John and never leave your house for any reason!

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"Affectively."

That's our John.

an intern wrote it from dictation.
John only listens to audiobooks, so would you expect him to write something out?
He brags he's from the poorest, darkest (sorry, I meant cooniest, negro-infested if you will..it stressed John so much, his dick fell right off) part of Mississippi so he's probably illiterate.
It's why he had to enslave a little Chinese tutor boy with his comparatively immense size
 
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