Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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John MIT should give you a PhD just for that explanation alone.

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Guess Rebellion PAC is already an aborted foetus rotting in a dumpster.

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Would that even qualify as relevant to 'computer science?'

For a more apt demonstration, he should have explained the Wu Technique, where at the end of World 2, you capture the Screaming Goomba, take the secret pipe warp to Thailand, and decapitate the Pirahna Plant, therefore overwriting memory block #2XYH0M05, which grants you 1,000,000 coins and a perpetual Invincibility Star until the Goomba dies of food poisoning.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Guess Rebellion PAC is already an aborted foetus rotting in a dumpster.

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"Tank controls don't phase me."

Nor does imbecilic spelling.

And noticing and taking advantage of a lag in the game's response time requires zero knowledge of computer science.

 

[hot hot leg]

If anything, speedrunning shines a spotlight on all the ways the game wastes your time, since it requires playing through the game repeatedly. A waste of a few minutes for a casual player becomes a waste of hours for a speedrunner.

 

[King Dead]

I wish more gamers would understand how intelligent and hardworking John Walker Flynt is for sitting on his ass all day.

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This one actually made me laugh out loud. John is seriously trying to equate understanding basic causality as knowing anything about computer science. He's so desperate to be seen as his mind's image of the super badass hacker chick that he's trying to pretend that speedrunning requires anything more than autism and time.

You think Chunk's getting his money's worth yet?

 

[fuckidunno]

I wish more gamers would understand how intelligent and hardworking John Walker Flynt is for sitting on his ass all day.

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LOL
I can already see where that's going.
He's trying to pretend that exploiting bugs, etc is a "functional grasp of computer science"

No it doesn't - knowing that a bug or behavior exists doesn't mean you have to grasp the why
hell, a player coul just look up the exploits and execute them by rote - like how kids learned "solve the rubicks cube" from a book with a list of scripted steps -- they aren't delving into any theory

In blackbox testing you specifically do NOT "look at" the internals so yo don't get fixated on what could break and hat would be "impossible" to break

 

[BScCollateral]

All 9 hours of the day that family could afford electricity, as they were too busy being poor - ...

The family was poor. The maid was poor. The butler was poor...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Frank's dick probably would have done the job.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm hoping this means it's time for another lawn car painting session.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

John MIT should give you a PhD just for that explanation alone.

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"figuring out the spread rhytm in Contra" - I also watched Summoning Salt's video about the history of Contra speedrunning that was released a couple of days ago.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Frank's dick probably would have done the job.

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John's one skill in English is his total mastery of the passive voice. Things break. All by themselves. John's ham-fisted incompetence had nothing to do with it.

 

[AnOminous]

John's one skill in English is his total mastery of the passive voice. Things break. All by themselves. John's ham-fisted incompetence had nothing to do with it.

Parking bollards are always just flying out of nowhere into John's cars.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I really like the way that Professional Videographer John attempts to make it appear that the Celestial Homunculus is standing up straight by oh-so-subtly tilting the horizon and the trees 30 degrees out of true.

Also, these increasingly frequent trips to the woods make me wonder just how heavily Frank's life is insured. The great outdoors is not the natural environment of John Flynt, Drag Queen Bee of the Electronic-Dance Phasmids. And accidents will happen.

Now there is a Dateline or unsolved mysteries episode I would watch.

 

[LoverofPi]

John is the 96th best in the world at something nobody who isn't completely autistic gives a single shit about.

Can you name any of the top 95 who beat him? Maybe you can. If so congratulations you won the Special Olympics, you're still retarded.

Absolutely. If there's a way to cheat, John will have sniffed it out at the get-go. Like all trannies, John thinks rules (and things like etiquette, manners, societal norms, and simple human decency) are for the little people.

Oh, yeah, even the claim about speedrun position is itself a cheat. Wu is citing his place as "in the world" ignoring that he's that place in the new game plus console sub sub category. There are hundreds of faster runners on speedruns.com alone.

 

[Water-T]

You'd think that John would be happy to break the nozzle off.

 

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John MIT should give you a PhD just for that explanation alone.

John is actually describing doing QA testing, which millions of Indians do for dollars a day, but he is repeatedly running the same tests for no good reason, not being paid at all, and nothing he does will make anything better for anyone.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

I wish more gamers would understand how intelligent and hardworking John Walker Flynt is for sitting on his ass all day.

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TIL troon and local cow Cosmo/Narcissa is a computer scientist. Good company to keep

 

[Homer Simpson]

John is the 96th best in the world at something nobody who isn't completely autistic gives a single shit about.

Can you name any of the top 95 who beat him? Maybe you can. If so congratulations you won the Special Olympics, you're still retarded.

I know of like 3 sped runners period. I don't see the point to it personally, but whatever. Congrats john, you're okay at something finally.

Think again if you think these are the only Mario tweets that John made in the past hour.
Also please kill me immediately.

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I almost want to practice it and get a better time than John out of spite. My username would be John Flynt.

Homeless when you came out as a straight woman and then married a man, I see.
"America is in crisis" I wonder whose policies are making it so that so many people are at risk of being evicted

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Did john not have a job when he came out? Or is it a "my parents kicked me out, and I was homeless till I got an apartment 30 minutes later" kinda thing?

This would be awful if it were even remotely plausible, John.

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I don't like trump either, doesn't matter since not american, but man do I wanna see him win just to watch people like John ree. Such a good feeling.

John MIT should give you a PhD just for that explanation alone.

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Holy fuck is he inept. That isn't "exploiting the code". It's using the script to your advantage. Even the example he uses isn't "exploit the code". Something like exploit the code would be in Golden sun for the GBA having specific values makes specific items drop because the RNG is coded fucky.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Did john not have a job when he came out? Or is it a "my parents kicked me out, and I was homeless till I got an apartment 30 minutes later" kinda thing?

John had just finished his tenth year of college with no undergrad degree when his parents "kicked him out." Whether they kicked him out for "coming out as bi" or cut him off and told him to get a damned job after supporting his unemployed ass until age 28 is a topic of debate.

His period of "homelessness" lasted from the time he drove out of Hattiesburg until he arrived in Denver -- less than 24 hours on the road -- where he had a tranny "auntie" waiting to take him in and guide him through the process of becoming the deranged creature we know today.

 

[Homer Simpson]

John had just finished his tenth year of college with no undergrad degree when his parents "kicked him out." Whether they kicked him out for "coming out as bi" or cut him off and told him to get a damned job after supporting his unemployed ass until age 28 is a topic of debate.

His period of "homelessness" lasted from the time he drove out of Hattiesburg until he arrived in Denver -- less than 24 hours on the road -- where he had a tranny "auntie" waiting to take him in and guide him through the process of becoming the deranged creature we know today.

Wow, that's fucking sad. Not in a "poor john" way, but obviously a "what a sad fucking existence" sort of way. John really has too much too milk to just jump in and go through it all.

 

[AprilRains]

I know of like 3 sped runners period.

It's not a typo if it's the truth.