Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Spitting facts again John, it's baffling that game studios have yet to learn from the overwhelming success of genre-breaking pinnacle of artistic expression, Revolution 60: Special Edition. Simply sublime.

In case you've forgotten, John, you are a man, and a really fucking dumb one, too.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Marathon Runner John with 10 years of college under the Gut Belt of Fail.

Cartlidge. With a capital C no less, probably because it's named after its discoverer, Dr. Hiram Cartlidge.

Also the gibberish "peloton of my days." With Peloton lowercased.

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's just totally shocking John, how has the media forgotten that it was actually Trump who time-travelled and built all those cages for illegal immigrants during the Obama administration?

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This is kind of a bizarre take from John. The one thing he actually has experience in is being a trophy wife - albeit for a Charybdis of a Chinaman who has a peculiar concept of "trophy". If Frank became a birther tomorrow, John would have to toe the line. How about a little sympathy for those similarly situated?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The Captain Boomerang of political analysis.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

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Cartlidge. With a capital C no less, probably because it's named after its discoverer, Dr. Hiram Cartlidge.

Mississippi Cockney John - Cor guvnuh me cartildge is playing up something awful

 

[Grand Fucktard]

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Marathon Runner John with 10 years of college under the Gut Belt of Fail.

Cartlidge. With a capital C no less, probably because it's named after its discoverer, Dr. Hiram Cartlidge.

Also the gibberish "peloton of my days." With Peloton lowercased.

John is busy with elections. Obviously it was a staffer* who was writing about John's individual personal experiences

*couldn't be Frank. I'm pretty sure John is the staffer in that relationship... even if John has to go out to the Porsche garage and grab a Snap-on tool

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John Flynt, designated spokesperson for all homos.

 

[graywolf88]

Yet another dumb slut who thinks she can do whatever she wants. Any woman who doesn't follow exactly what white man John Flynt has to say is a WHORE who should have her vagina ripped out.

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This woman looks nothing like Heath Ledger's Joker in this pic. WTF is John trying to prove???

 

[Ghostse]

Mississippi Cockney John - Cor guvnuh me cartildge is playing up something awful

Mississippi Jonathan Flynt-Wu the Third

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for you to apply for, John :^)

 

[AnOminous]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for you to apply for, John :^)

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MOAR like Emily VanDerWOOFWOOFWOOF. What a hon.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Sounds like a perfect opportunity for you to apply for, John :^)

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An audio book about the friendships of trans women sounds like a great idea. The hysterical screaming and the sound of flesh being sliced by straight razors should help move this opus of depravity right up the bestseller lists.

And it's so nice of Emily to promise some vague form of "compensation" to those who are going to do all the work. John's gotta respect that kind of grift.

 

[AprilRains]

MOAR like Emily VanDerWOOFWOOFWOOF. What a hon.

Wait, is she related to the AV Club cuck Todd VanDerWerff, who was such a pussy that he avoided playing D&D in high school out of fear? Not fear of never getting a date, but fear of the Satanic influences?

Edit: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

SAME PERSON

 

[Ashen One]

Political Historian John is such an ignorant blowhard.

The organization he says has always been the "party of white grievance" is the same party that sent hundreds of thousands of white Yankees to their graves fighting to free enslaved blacks.

The Civil War, the Klan, and Jim Crow were all the work of Democrats.

How this retarded buffoon has any kind of platform is mind-boggling.

But muh party switch means the evil Rethuglicans are the racists now and the good Democrats will die for your rights as a Person of Melanin.

 

[PhantomDiploma]

Spitting facts again John, it's baffling that game studios have yet to learn from the overwhelming success of genre-breaking pinnacle of artistic expression, Revolution 60: Special Edition. Simply sublime.

Of course, the world needs fewer high-budget games funded by Wall Street and more Socially Unconscious ports funded by rich husbands.

 

[Norvic]

Well, no hurry or anything but early voting does end tomorrow. You've still got time to reach those three boomers who are so stoned on their dementia medication they haven't voted yet. Wait.... how are they going to see a youtube video again?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I wonder if John is aware that the Water Buffalo has informed the FEC, [Monty Python = ON] in a very real and legally binding sense [Monty Python = OFF], that John is the assistant treasurer of Rebellion PAC?



Not to mention revealing John's phone number to the Goobergate Einsatzkommandos.

 

[OttoWest]

Wait, is she related to the AV Club cuck Todd VanDerWerff, who was such a pussy that he avoided playing D&D in high school out of fear? Not fear of never getting a date, but fear of the Satanic influences?

Edit: OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT

SAME PERSON

OT: Yeah this happened a year or so back. Todd trooned our after watching The Handmaid’s Tale and chose his girl name from the character that gets her clit forcibly removed, I shit you not.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Another refreshing and eye-opening take, I've never heard anyone refer to the Republicans as the party of white nationalists before, this is a huge scoop John.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

You just tweeted about them faggot.