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Huh someone should invent a stationary exercise bike that doesn't connect to the Internet, I wonder if anyone's done that.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Or John could just ignore morons online, like people try to do with him.
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Who would he converse with then? The screaming midget has a day job, so can't always be available when John wants to pontificate in that Kermit voice.
hell is other robots
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Maybe browsing Peleton forums can lead to "I use my Peleton daily" tweets.
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Wu's life is the worst Tim Burton movie script ever.
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Wu's life is the worst Tim Burton movie script ever.
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Good, now do fake sexual assault allegations made by women against men.
Likewise, they don't understand why a man would blast off his own testicles and become roommates with a spousal abuser, but hey, to each his own.
I wish more political commentators and pundits gave me their thoughts on Xbox.
Likewise, they don't understand why a man would blast off his own testicles and become roommates with a spousal abuser, but hey, to each his own.
I wish more political commentators and pundits gave me their thoughts on Xbox.
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"Fall is the best season to plant hydrangeas, followed by early spring."
Good work on picking the worst time to plant, John. Also, one plant at each corner of the patio is some brilliant landscape design, pretty much exactly what I'd expect from someone with your artistic skills.
Finally, there's John bragging about the big bucks he and Frank shelled out for these trees. They cost $6.25 each from Amazon, and the following link includes the exact photo John used.
Amazon.
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John probably figured out some way to pay much more for them because he is a moron. I wouldn't be surprised if he paged right past the listing he stole from Amazon for his picture, because the price wasn't high enough, and went to buy the most expensive price of the same exact thing he could find. He has to keep that Celestial paypig screaming.
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I think it's less about Frank and more about John's vanity. At Frank's age, he probably doesn't give a shit either way at this point. Also, he has to be quite keenly aware that they are fooling exactly no one when they walk into a room and Big John towers over everyone including most of the other dudes. John however, due to his breathtaking narcissism, is probably under the delusion that he is somehow pulling a fast one on everyone and has them convinced he is a woman.
I'm pretty sure if cornered with a situation like you describe by someone with enough clout that John couldn't ignore, he would deflect and either try to be coy and say something elusive or lean into his catch-all assertion he understands on account of being "queer" as he has done in the past.
I imagine though that if he ever does reveal, it would absolutely have to be on his terms. It's likely that his ego would require him to make a huge splash. I think his moment has passed though, since it seems like in 2020 people are going trans left and right.
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Adults using the Internet.
Peak John is him telling other people that they're running for office out of pure narcissism.
Peak John is him telling other people that they're running for office out of pure narcissism.
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I 100% think people like Wu should be in politics. On the whole, they are inept, and never really effect any change that will do shit. The second they try to pass censorship laws, they get shot down by the supreme court. Also, 120,000 of your fellow citizens did dead for nothing. Viruses don't have agendas.
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This is the tale of an ordinary man who had everything.
Until Gamergate stole his freedom, harassed his family and killed his dog.
And in his sorrow, a new Wuman was born.
"John Walker Flynt!?"
NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE
"No. Brianna Wu now. And she will have her revenge."
THIS JULY
"As a woman in tech..."
BRIANNA IS COMING
A Tim Burton Movie
Johnny Depp as John Walker Flynt
"My comics are genius! You fucking sandniggers!"
Helena Bonham Carter as Brianna Wu
"We need someone in power who cares about cyber security, like Apple!"
Cristopher Lee as Noot Wheels, Administrator of 48channit Farms
"Believe it or not Brianna, not everything is about you."
"THIS IS A HITPIECE!"
From Tim Burton comes an incredible tale of a most unusual character.
THE WUNDIGO OF DEADHAM
Coming soon to a theater near you.
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How DARE that BLACK BASTARD, that COON, run for office instead of just lining up behind the old senile white man?
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uh-yessuh John! Me-sa good black, John, me-sa listen to e'rything duh mastuh sayz!
Why do people hate their children, especially when they piss away a quarter of a million dollars of your money and then shitpost about you their entire life? How could people be so heartless?
Why do people hate their children, especially when they piss away a quarter of a million dollars of your money and then shitpost about you their entire life? How could people be so heartless?
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Fucking lol, John. You're trying to phrase it like your real parents were dead while you were growing up, which we already know isn't true since you're not adopted. But even if you were, big slam on the people who raised you by implying they're not as good as your actual parents. The people who raised you, bankrolled your existence for 28 years, and paid for a decade of college and $200k on an animation studio that went nowhere, the people who put up with you long after most people would have given up, the people who might still love you even after all of that - yeah, they're real fucking monsters.
When you know the truth about John's life, it really helps you see how much of a scumfuck he is.
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"House & Garden" John takes boring and stupid to a whole new level.
Never talk about bulges ever again, John.
Never talk about bulges ever again, John.
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John could end up with a knee on his throat if anyone sees that bulge when he's out and about ghouling it up in town.
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Is there another 996 wumobile or did he pay a mechanic 15K for a new engine?
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nooooo not the wizarderinoo book for children
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Oh yeah? I stopped reading on the first page of Harry Potter back in 1997 because I'm just that righteous and farsighted.
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District Attorney John is an interesting new headmate. "I charge you with the misdemeanor of not doing what I want you to do. It's the law!"
John is apparently far too stupid to realize that "Running the World Since 1776" is a reference to the United States, not some secret white-power organization.
The guy is not wearing a gun in that outfit. He'd lose his concealdd-carry license if he were.
Flipping off some aggressive busybody is not "threatening" them.