Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

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It's so obvious, Betsy DeVos wants to rape and murder every child in America, how can people not see this? Everyone's kids should stay home from school forever, how hard can it be, right John?

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Well, it's not as if Brianna ever ran a shop that made anything "fully operational".

also something something his penis
 
Look, I don't expect John to know anything about computer programming, car repair, politics, dog grooming, or dry cleaning. But for the love of God, hasn't he even watched Star Wars?
The Death Star was fully operational. Until someone blew it up. That was the whole point.

Although I'll admit I'm amused by the "Spaceballs"-esque situation John conjures up, where they test-fire the Death Star on Alderaan and it just blows up because it wasn't ready yet - end of movie :lol:
 
holy h*cking poop, things are even more dire than in my favourite TV show!

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I don't know about you guys but I get this sense that systemic racism and coronavirus have both been thoroughly sorted.

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I love how that mulch bag is labelled so we can see just how small and worthless the car's trunk is.
 
Steven Pinker, Noam Chomsky, John McWhorter, Salman Rushdie, Jonathan Haidt, Garry Kasparov, that filthy SLUT Bari Weiss - yup, none of these or any of hundreds of others have any credibility whatsoever, basically fucking lol-cows. They should get lingerie supermodel John W. Flynt to speak on this pressing yet nuanced issue.

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AnOminous said:
What an impractical, useless car. You wonder why a man like John, a gangling six foot whatever ogre, would think this was a remotely appropriate vehicle.
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Aside from his standard Porsche fetishism that I can't explain beyond liking sports cars being a pretty stereotypically man thing, he also fetishizes some random comic that first came out when he was in college, and that probably barely anyone remembers or thinks about (though it still gets another miniseries every couple years for the tens of people that care). With John, it's always about the LARP, and everything else comes second.

Is a tiny Porsche really appropriate to haul a bunch of bags of mulch home from the garden store? Who cares? What matters is John gets to pretend he's a badass secret agent behind the wheel of a suped-up spymobile.
 
The funniest thing to me about Johns gay little Porsche is he always claims it was only 6k. John paid 18k for it lmao.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
uh-yessuh John! Me-sa good black, John, me-sa listen to e'rything duh mastuh sayz!

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Why do people hate their children, especially when they piss away a quarter of a million dollars of your money and then shitpost about you their entire life? How could people be so heartless?

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Guise I'm totally not a racist, I only keep a mental tally of ever black person I see NOT wearing a mask. Don't worry, I always make sure to acknowledge a person's distinction based on skin color.
 
Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
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Maybe Frank had to sit on one as well.
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Jesus, rent a pickup from the home depot for an hour you utter mongs. You can afford the $20.

Laplace's Demon said:
I don't think they used John's Porche:

Frank's Charger is parked behind John's car. If I were a betting man I'd say they used that and then stuffed the bags into the Porsche so John could pretend on Twitter.
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I imagine most pics wu post go through multiple takes of him screaming at frank until its just right.
 
Laplace's Demon said:
I don't think they used John's Porche:

Frank's Charger is parked behind John's car. If I were a betting man I'd say they used that and then stuffed the bags into the Porsche so John could pretend on Twitter.
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Good point.

The Boxster has less than 10 cubic feet of space in the front and rear trunks combined. But Frank is screaming over 16 cubic feet of mulch.

John's Boxster is obviously magical.
 
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